(a/n) heyy guys sorry I haven't updated in a while i have been MAJOR busy with school and stuff...
Disclaimer:
Me: YESSS I own twilight! –happy dances-
Emmett: no you don't –frowns-
Me: but...but...but I thought I did :'( I was so exited –cries-
Emmett: sorry –hugs-
Me: it's ok I was just so exited...
Let the story begin!
-Esme POV-
Urghhh what's that smell? Blegh it's like gross, to me any way maybe it has been in a hunt of Emmett's or Roses or Jaspers or Alice's or Edward and so on and so forth... but it is just disgusting...
"I'M HOME" Emmett called to us all "look what I have!", "aww its little turtle" cooed Bella "ouch!" she cried. Crap! I said as I ran down the stairs, what happened I said hurriedly looking over Bella "that little shit bit me!" she cried, Emmett looked offended, "Bella" I warned "watch your language" "sorry Esme" she murmured "it's ok" i replied hugging her. "Now what happened?" I asked "Emmett's turtle bit my freaking nose" she said glaring at Emmett "Emmett, why do you have a turtle?" I asked "ALICE-BOUGHT-HIM-FOR-ME –AND-HIS-NAME-IS-FREDDY!" He said so fast it sounded like 1 word "WHAT ALICE GET YOUR PRADA ASS DOWN HERE!" i yelled to her, as she came down the stairs she looked scared, "you know don't allow animals in the house it always ends badly either vampirism or death!" i said "sorry Esme " she murmured "it was the only way to stop him from moaning" "well i don't care" i said "ESME NOO LET ME KEEP HIM!"
To be continued...
(A/N) sorry its short i hav writers block reviews and ideas for the story would be great!
R&R
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