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Warning: Attempted Crack

Note: Still slacking off, so yeah... although I should get started on my readings... nevertheless, the next chapter~! [Fast, eh?]

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Allen let out a tired yawn as he chewed on his mitarashi dango, which he had gotten when he snuck out to the kitchen whilst Neah was distracted with Crown Clown (another disagreement about whose power was more useful). He then yawned once again, and plopped back on his bed, pulled the covers up to his chin before he prepared to doze off.

"Allen dear, what are you doing?" Crown Clown inquired as soon as he saw a huge lump on the bed, and raised an eyebrow. He momentarily stopped with his conversation, not a disagreement or an argument, and stared at his host.

The silvery white haired exorcist did not move from his comfortable spot, and replied in a low murmur, "Napping. Don't disturb me."

"Why didn't say so earlier, my darling nephew," Neah responded grandly as he glided (yes, glided) across the room, and said, "Scoot over, darling. I will let you sleep with my awesome self."

"Don't need to," Allen retorted with a scowl as he pushed his uncle off his bed, and added, "The bed is small enough as it is! I don't need you to make it smaller than it already is."

The Noah let out a scandalous gasp, and his visage contorted into a shockingly surprised one. He then shifted his glance onto the Innocence to say, "Can you believe it, Crown Clown? Our dear Allen is entering a rebellious stage. To think that we raised him to be a proper gentleman..."

"You didn't raise me! Mana did!" the exorcist exclaimed with his arms waving to emphasize his point, and scowled (which ended up being a pout in Neah and Crown Clown's view).

Crown Clown wiped away an invisible tear, and responded to Neah's statement, "Our sweet and innocent Allen is growing up. Next thing you know, we'll be at his wedding, and we'll be grandparents."

"You DON'T need to act like concerned parents!" Allen responded with an embarrassed expression, and stood up from his position before he walked out the room, "I'm going to go see how Lavi is doing..."

"You don't think our darling Allen has someone he likes, do you?" Crown Clown asked in an appalling tone to the 14th, and added overprotectively, "He's too young to be dating! I won't allow it!"

Neah nodded sagely in agreement, and murmured out, "For once, I agree with you. He's too young to even like someone."

Crown Clown let out a nervous gulp as he glanced over to Neah, and asked in a low whispering tone, "You don't think he swings that way, do you?"

"… He better not, I want grandchildren, and I bet you… they'll be just as awesome as me," Neah grumbled back as he crossed his arms, and the Innocence did not know what to reply to that statement.

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In the meantime, Allen finally arrived to a forest-like area outside Black Order, and decided to lie down on the grass. As much as he liked spending time with Crown Clown and Uncle Neah, he liked to have some alone time too… Especially the latter two tend to disagree that often.

He then closed his eyes, listening to the soft breeze of the air and chirping sounds of the birds. Allen knew he still had to plan out how to dominate the Black Order, but it was such a nice day that even world dominators deserved a break to slack off. Not that he was slacking off, oh no; he was coming up with new plans to dominate… yes… that was what he is doing.

"Allen?" Lavi's voice broke out his inner monologue.

The said exorcist sat up and looked behind him to see Lavi and Tyki, walking towards him hand-in-hand. Allen's eyes widen in surprised at the scene, but he did not say anything.

"It's been a while, Allen Walker," Tyki greeted with a smirk, and his hand still holding onto Lavi's. It looked as if he does not any intention to let go anytime soon either.

"Tyki," Allen responded with a polite nod, and shifted his attention to the redhead exorcist, "It looks like you got him to join, Lavi. That's good."

"Allen darling!" Neah's dramatic voice interrupted whatever the silvery white haired exorcist was going to say; next thing Allen realized, he was smothered in a hug by his eccentric uncle.

"You might want to let him go before you choke him, Neah dear," Crown Clown coughed behind the 14th and shifted his gaze over to the Noah of Pleasure, "And you, stay away from our innocent Allen."

"Hey, I have every right to be near Allen," Tyki protested with a twitch, inwardly wondering who this long silvery white haired lad is. "He's my nephew too," the Noah of Pleasure added.

"WHAT!" Lavi, Allen, and Crown Clown shouted in surprised.

"It's been a while, brother-in-law," Neah then decided to greet the other Noah with a half-grin, half-smirk.

Tyki then slightly tipped his top hat, and responded with a similar expression, "Indeed it has been a while, brother-in-law."