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Allen sat pouting at his bed as he murmured about how everyone seemed to be against him and his ways of domination. Well, it was not as if everyone was actually against his methods, but it did seem like they were making fun of him, and that fact alone does not sit well with the silvery white haired exorcist.

On the other hand, Neah and Crown Clown were watching the younger male with mildly amused smile appearing on their faces. Even without trying to read what was running through Allen's mind, both the Noah and the Innocence knew that Allen was sulking. Although... if one asked either Neah or Crown Clown, they would say that it was amusing to see their host acting like a little kid.

And thus, Allen continued pouting and sulking in his room. He did not like the fact that Crown Clown told him he failed world domination, because Allen knew he did not fail. After all, he dominated the kitchen and that in itself was enough for him.

'Just think of how many mitarashi dango I can eat,' the silvery white haired exorcist thought with sparkly eyes as he began to daydream about the mentioned food. Allen then let out a loud gulp as his mouth began water at the thought.

"Allen darling, you're drooling," Neah pointed with a sweat drop, and shook his head when he knew what Allen was thinking about without peering into his host's mind. The Noah could not help but note that it was easy to please the silvery white haired male.

Allen shot a half-hearted glare towards his uncle and indigently retorted, "I am not!" as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

The bedroom door then slammed opened before Crown Clown or Neah had a chance to say that Allen was indeed drooling at the thought of mitarashi dango. Lavi stood by the doorway, heaving and huffing as he tried to catch his breath. It seemed he had ran all the way from somewhere as if his tail was caught on fire... not that he had a tail, of course.

"A-Allen," the rabbit began in a whisper, making it seem as if talking took a lot of work. "I heard... from... Jerry... that the...kitchen...is yours now... What...?"

"MOYASHI!" Kanda's enraged voice echoed from somewhere down the hall, which was then followed a series of loud thundering footsteps. Next thing Lavi knew, he was smothered by the door's overbearing self and was unable to get out of its 'loving' embrace, plus... Kanda's hand pushing on his back did not help.

"Explain yourself!" the swordsman demanded as patiently as he could while he crossed his arms and drummed his right foot on the ground, indicating that he was nowhere near patient. His glare of doom would have made Allen shrink back and burrowed himself into a round ball, if the silvery white haired exorcist was looking at Kanda; however, Allen's attention was on Lavi, who was trying to catch his breath after he got out of the door's overbearing hug.

"Baka Usagi, what the hell are you doing?" Kanda inquired with a slightly raised eyebrow. It seemed as if he did not realized that he had sent the redheaded exorcist running to Allen's door to cry how abusive Kanda was. If anything, the swordsman made it look like it was Lavi's fault for standing in the middle of the doorway in the first place.

"Nice to see you too," the Bookman apprentice responded with pained groan.

"Kanda, it's rare to see you come running to my room," Allen remarked with an amused smirk whilst Neah and Crown Clown hid in the shadows, but prepared to step in if needed.

"Ch', shut up you damn Moyashi," the swordsman rebutted scathingly as he thrust a piece of paper in Allen's face.

The silvery white haired exorcist blinked in surprise when a piece of paper appeared in front of his face from out of nowhere, and slyly smirked as he said, "Why, BaKanda, is this a divorce paper? We're not even married, you know."

Kanda would have sputtered in embarrassment, not that he actually would have, if he was not seething in anger. In fact, he did not believe that this... this moyashi had the gulls to tease him. "Look closely, Moyashi," the swordsman glowered, not even bothering with his harsh remarks because he did not want to waste his breath.

"I am looking at it closely," Allen sweat dropped, silently wondering if Kanda would pull the paper away a bit so he could actually see what it was about.

The swordsman then muttered a string of incoherent profanities, to which Crown Clown covered his host's ears and sent a stern disapproving gaze to Kanda. "Why the hell am I forbidden to have soba?" the sword-wielding demanded as he sent millions of death glares toward Allen. It was then that he noticed the Innocence and the Noah's presences, momentarily forgetting about his anger towards his comrade to ask, "Who the hell are you?"

"That's because you're always eating soba. You need a variety, and thus... being a caring friend that I am - not that you see me as one, but that's okay - I took it upon myself to make sure that you're eating properly. Aren't I nice, BaKanda?" Allen responded with a sadistic smile that seemed to ooze with niceness. He then ignored Kanda's aura of painful death, and gestured to his Innocence and Uncle - in that order - to introduce them, "This is Crown Clown in his human form, and this is my Uncle Neah, otherwise known as the 14th. Be nice to them, okay?"

Neah let out an endless string of snicker when he noticed that Allen was treating the swordsman like a child. In fact, he was laughing so much that the Noah was leaning against Crown Clown for support. "This is just awesome. I'm so awesome that my awesomeness has transferred to you, darling nephew," the 14th chortled as he held his sides to prevent them from bursting out open from laughing too much.

"Why you..." that was all the warning Allen received before Kanda lung at him with Mugen and all.

Lavi, on the other hand, shook his head at his friends' antics and murmured under his breath of how great his friends were to forget him. "Bunny dear, are you alright?" an amused voice startled the life out of the Bookman apprentice as he immediately shifted his attention to his left to see the Noah of Pleasure looking at him in an amusement.

"Tyki! When did you get here?" the redhead asked in a near squeaking tone.

"When you were making out with the door," the mentioned Noah responded in a disappointing tone, and added with a smirk, "...Although I don't get why you were making out with a door when you have me."

Lavi really did not know what to say to that, and instead opted to let out a nervous chuckle when Tyki approaching him like a predator. In the next instant, the Bookman apprentice was stuck behind a door and the Noah of Pleasure; in addition, Kanda's war cry in the background did not help the matter at all.