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Warning: Attempted Crack
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Allen knew Kanda was displeased by the new menu, in which there was no soba (for him); but there was nothing the swordsman could do to change it. Especially when both Neah and Crown Clown were keeping an eye on him in case Kanda decided to do something to Allen... something like a 'mystery disappearance'. This meant the swordsman exorcist had to put up eating food other than his beloved soba, and that in itself was appalling.
"Damn that Moyashi," Kanda muttered darkly under his breath as he stabbed a piece of chicken with his fork, and glared at anything and everything in his path. "Getting easily corrupted by the damn Noah, and changing the menu. Who does he thinks he is?" his muttering continued as he plopped a piece of chicken in his mouth. He then shot a glare towards Jerry, who staggered backward and nervously waved his white handkerchief back at him.
"How dare he... refusing to serve me my soba," the swordsman glowered with a scowl, which only deepened when Allen glided from across the room and took a seat in front of him. With a soba-tempura combo. Kanda let out a twitch, cursing at a certain Moyashi in his mind, and cursing at Jerry for not giving his usual when it was actually available.
Kanda faintly remembered Jerry saying, "Well sweetie, he offered to help me around the kitchen. Isn't that very kind of him?" when he asked why the chef was even listening to Moyashi. However, the swordsman knew better; after all, this was Allen... err, Moyashi, he was talking about. Besides... who the hell would actually begin taking over a building, starting with a kitchen of all places? If it were him, he would start with Komui's office; not that he had actually thought about taking over Black Order, not at all.
"Aren't you envious that I'm eating your precious favorite food?" Allen taunted with a sadistic smirk as he dipped the soba noodle in a dipping sauce, and then plopped it in his mouth.
The swordsman merely let out an elegant scoff, and responded with an arrogant, "Ch', why would I be envious of you, Moyashi?"
In fact, it nearly, nearly took all of Kanda's willpower not to attack the Moyashi sitting across from him for taunting him, and for eating his favorite meal when he could not have any. Well, teriyaki chicken tasted fine and he could tolerate it, but he preferred soba. Not that he would admit it; because if he did, that would mean that Moyashi was right (saying that he needed a variety because he doesn't) and he would lose. Yuu Kanda most definitely does not like to lose; and thus, he begrudgingly continued to eat his teriyaki chicken whilst he shot deadly glares towards Allen.
"So BaKanda, do you want join my team?" Allen inquired innocently.
However, Kanda knew better than to accept the fact that Moyashi was innocent. In actuality, Moyashi was anything but innocent; besides, who in the right mind play poker and win everything from his opponents with a smiling face, and still acts like he did not do anything wrong? Oh yes, Kanda had heard about Moyashi's gambling abilities since news does travel rather fast within Order.
"No," came Kanda's monosyllable response as he resumed with his meal as if all was right with the world, and he was eating soba. When he looked up, the swordsman almost (keyword being almost) choked on his chicken when he noted a sadistic yet innocent looking smile.
Allen continued smiling as he ate his meal, and said in a somewhat dark yet calculating tone, "That's too bad, BaKanda."
That was all Kanda heard before something hit the back of his neck, and darkness surrounded his vision. 'Damn it! Why the hell was I thinking, lowering my guard around Moyashi!' that was the last thought that entered in his mind.
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Allen let out a satisfied smirk as he glanced at his captive, neatly tied up and bounded against a chair. It was not his idea to capture someone like this, but Lavi suggested that it was the quickest and most efficient. After all, this is Yuu Kanda they were talking about. Plus, as much as Allen did not want to admit it out loud, the swordsman exorcist was... or rather, is... an important key player in dominating the Black Order.
"...Ugh..."
"Oh look, he's waking up," Neah pointed out when he heard the noise, and looked up from beautifying his hair. He did not like the fact that his darling nephew had decided to hire more people for world conquest since, he, the ever-so-awesome-and-powerful Neah, is more than enough. After all, he did defeat a handful of Noah members, and could match up to the Earl. Apparently, that does not seem to be enough for his darling nephew; oh woe is him.
"The hell?" that was the first thing Kanda spoke.
"Resistance is futile, BaKanda," Allen stated with a smile that seemed to ooze with sadism.
It was then that Kanda realized he tied up against a chair. "What the hell? What's the meaning of this, Moyashi? Let me go, dammit!" he immediately retorted whilst he tried to untie himself.
"It's useless to try to try and escape, Kanda," Crown Clown grinned as he leaned his back against the bed, and peered at the swordsman who was across the room. "After all, I'm positive you have seen what my Clown Belt can do," he continued with a smirk.
It was then that Kanda decided to let others know just how colorful his language is. In short, his cursing would have made a sailor proud, and then some.
"So you will join us in dominating Black Order, yes?" Allen inquired with a smile.
Kanda let out a scoff that sounded as dignified as it could considering his situation, and responded with a, "Why the hell should I?"
"BaKanda, it seems you're not aware of your situation," the silvery white haired exorcist continued whilst Neah and Crown Clown pretended to be busy with a game of Chess that appeared out of nowhere, by the way. Allen's smile darken by two notches, and repeated, "You will join us, yes?"
'Moyashi is not to be trusted,' Kanda's mind concluded with certainty.