Feliciano Vargas and friends – Always look on the bright side of life
Estonia comes out with an uneasy face. Behind him are six microphones, percussion and chair next to one of microphones.
Estonia: I'm really sorry to say it, but since Seychelles wasn't found, The Cell Block Tango won't be performed. Well, (nervous chuckle) not now, of course. (straights himself and smiles friendly) But we do have something for you. Please, welcome warmly Feliciano Vargas!
Italy comes on the stage, bows and sends kisses to audience. Then he stands beside Estonia.
Estonia: Tino Väinämöinen!
Finland comes out from the same place as Italy earlier; he waves friendly to the audience and he joins to his colleague.
Estonia: Feliks Łukaseiwcz!
Poland approaches Italy and Finland, holding up his hands and showing victory sign with both of them.
Estonia: Mathias Køhler, Antonio Fernandez Corriedo and Im Yong Soo!
Denmark, Spain (with Spanish guitar) and Korea joins to Italy, Finland and Poland, waving to the audience. Soon they all are standing near Estonia, who cleans his throat and straights himself again. Then he smiles and starts his little interview.
Estonia: So, guys, what are you going to perform today?
Italy: It's a song from one really funny movie made long time ago by Monthy Python group – Life of Brian.
Loud cheers and applause from the audience.
Denmark: Yeah, it's their most famous song. We want to cheer up some gloomy faces here.
Estonia (turning to audience): So, ladies and gentlemen, Feliciano Vargas, Tino Väinämöinen, Feliks Łukasiewicz, Mathias Køhler, Antonio Fernandez Corriedo and Im Yong Soo in Always look on the bright side of life!
Even louder cheers and applause. Spain with guitar sits on the chair and adjusts his microphone, Korea sits at the percussion. When applauses silences, Spain starts to play short intro.
Korea: Some things in life are bad/They can really make you mad.
Finland: Other things just make you swear and curse.
Denmark: When you're chewing on life's gristle.
Poland: Don't grumble, give a whistle.
Italy: And this'll help things turn out for the best.../And…
Short pause, then Korea starts to play on percussion, but really slowly and calmly. Italy begins to sing.
Italy: Always look on the bright side of life.../Always look on the light side of life...
All of the starts to whistle. Then they all alternately starts to sing, when the rest is humming.
Finland: If life seems jolly rotten…
Poland: There's something you've forgotten…
Spain: And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
Italy: When you're feeling in the dumps…
Korea: Don't be silly chumps…
Denmark: Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing./And…
The orchestra under the stage starts to accompany them.
All: Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle the melody, then sing) Always look on the light side of life... (again – whistles).
Poland: For life is quite absurd…
Denmark: And death's the final word…
Korea: You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Italy: Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin…
Spain: Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
All: So always look on the bright side of death (whistle) Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle).
Denmark: Life's a piece of shit/When you look at it.
Poland: Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
Spain: You'll see it's all a show…/Keep 'em laughing as you go…
Finland: Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
All: And always look on the bright side of life...
Italy: Come on, Germany! Sing with us!
All: Always look on the right side of life…
Finland: Su-san! Cheer up!
All: Always look on the bright side of life...
Poland: Liet, I wonna see your smile!
All: Always look on the bright side of life...
Denmark: Norge, you know, you can't be gloomy all the time!
All: Always look on the bright side of life...
Spain: Romano, you have such a cute smile. Please, show it to the world!
All: Always look on the bright side of life...
Korea: Kiku, big bro! Life is too short to be sad!
All: Always look on the right side of life.../Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
Spain, Korea and orchestra stop sto play and all six nations sings accapella.
All: Always look on the bright side of life../Always look on the right side of life...
They bows to the audience, who cheers even louder than before.
Italy: Thank you, thank you, very much.
They're leaving the stage. Estonia comes out once again.
Estonia: Stay tuned. We're going to perform another awesome songs soon.