Germany and Italy – Guy Love
Estonia: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the next performance was just a question of time.
Greece: Many male nations wanted to perform it with his friends, but those friends was always like: "Hell no! I'm not gay!" Finally two guys decided to sing this song, although one of them will be probably blushing from embarrassment whole century.
Estonia: Ladies and gentlemen, Ludwig Beilschmidt and Feliciano Vargas in Guy Love.
Applause. Greece and Estonia come aside, while Austria starts to play on the piano. Germany and Italy walks on the stage, holding microphones. Finally they stop and look at each other.
Italy: (softly) Let's face the facts about me and you,/A love unspecified./Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"/The crowd will always talk and stare.
Germany: I feel exactly those feelings, too /And that's why I keep them inside./'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,/And sometimes it's easier to hide…
Italy and Germany: Than explain our/Guy love,/That's all it is,/Guy love,/He's mine, I'm his,/There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Germany: (softly) You ask me 'bout this thing we share…
Italy: (softly) And he tenderly replies…
Germany: It's guy love…
Italy and Germany: (softly) Between two guys.
Germany: (smiles and turns to the audience) We're closer than the average man and wife.
Italy: (puts up his hand with his pinky finger up) That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Germany: (also puts his hand and make an "oath gesture") You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.
Italy: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Germany: (rising eyebrow) So that's how you call sight-seeing?
Italy: There's no need to clarify.
Germany: Oh no?
Italy: Just let it grow more and more each day./It's like I married my best friend…
Germany: (strongly and with smile) But in a totally manly way.
Italy and Germany: Let's go!/It's guy love,/Don't compromise,/The feeling of some other guy,/Holding up your heart,/Into the sky.
Italy: (softly) I'll be there to care through all the lows.
Germany: (softly) I'll be there to share the highs.
Italy and Germany: It's guy love,/Between two guys.
Italy: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"/It's not what it implies.
Short pause. They both turns to each other, looking into each other's eyes. Music starts to play again.
Italy and Germany: It's guy love (pause) Between (pause) Two (pause) Guys.
Austria slowly finish playing, while Italy holds up his hand and Germany gives him five. Austria ends, stands up and all three men bows to the audience.
I didn't want to change anything with original text, but I just had to change Germany's respnose on You're the only one, who was inside of me.