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AN: This chapter and the next (part 1 & 2) took a lot out of me lol. And I don't write on the weekends, hence this taking a bit. Suwanee River State Park in Jasper, FL is a real campground. I've never been there but it's pretty from what pics I've seen of it online. I've taken Suwanee and combined it with two other campgrounds I have been to.

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Chapter 3: Monday Part 1

Harry's POV

If there was one sexy boy I could get my hands on, it would definitely be Draco Malfoy. Yes, he's an arrogant, emotionless, power hungry git, but he's also bloody gorgeous. I don't think anyone could deny that. Everything he does screams 'Look at me! I'm hotter than you!' The way his blonde hair falls around his face to the way his hips sway when he walks. The way he smirks at people as if he knows they're all checking him out. Because they are.

I don't think I've ever found him more attractive than I do right now. Granted, he's scared shitless of the airplane and screams every time we go through turbulence. But it's the fact that he's actually showing emotions and being a normal human, instead of a robot, that I find that I like. At the same time though, I find it hilarious. I know that sounds bad but I can't help but laugh when Ron is making jokes about him. Saying things like 'Ferrets don't fly' and other ridiculously immature things.

I thought it might be cool going on a muggle airplane for the first time. I might have been right, if the flight wasn't so long! It's only been three hours so far. I have nothing to do and there's nine more hours of this. I don't know why we couldn't have just used a port key. We could have been doing something fun right now, instead of being bloody tortured. It's loud, there's way too many annoying people, and the movie is awful.

Most of the people on the plane are asleep. Their heads bobbing up and down. I chuckle every time Ron does it, he makes a snorting, grunting noise when his head falls down. Which wakes him up and he looks around embarrassed to see if anyone saw. Is it sad that this has been my only entertainment for the last hour?

It was around hour 6 when I needed to use the bathroom. I squeezed myself in there, did my business, and was squeezing myself back out when I saw that Malfoy was awake. And flirting with one of the stewardesses. The poor girl was falling for it too. Giggling and twirling her hair in her fingers. I was walking past the two when I saw her hand him two small bottles of alcohol. Why didn't I think of that? That would have been much more fun than sitting there watching 'Monkeybone' a thousand times.

I finally fell asleep sometime after they served us dinner. It wasn't nearly enough to fill me but I didn't have any muggle money to buy anything else.

Draco's POV

Some girls are so stupid. They'll believe anything you tell them. Especially if you tell them they're beautiful. This particular girl was far from beautiful. She had oily skin, short stubby fingernails from biting them too often and the uniform she wore did nothing for her figure. I don't even want to mention her frizzy, unkempt hair. She gave me what I wanted though and I am grateful for that.

I don't think I can survive any longer on this damn airplane. I think something might be wrong with it. Every once in a while it will start to shake violently. I spoke to Professor Dagan about it and he said it was normal and that I should try to stop making such a racket. That I'm frightening the other passengers. They should be frightened! We could fall out of the sky and crash at any moment! I took a deep breath to calm myself as I stepped into the bathroom. If you even want to call it that. Its more like a broom closet. If I was fat I'd get stuck in the doorway! I shuddered at the thought of being fat.

I uncapped the small bottles of vodka the flight attendant gave me and downed them one after the other. I immediately felt calmer. As I made my way back to my seat, I made sure to wink at the poor girl that thought she had a chance with me. I was trying not to stumble down the aisle. But I did and I accidentally bumped into someone. Of course it was Potter. I kneed him again for good measure and finally found my seat. I'm lucky that Potter was sleeping or I never would have got away with that.

"I saved you dinner." Blaise handed me a little plastic container, which I took and opened. I regret it though. I was assaulted by someone's poor attempt at cooking. I poked at, what I am assuming was, the chicken for a few minutes before tasting it. It was awful. A blind house elf could have done better. I choked it down anyway, as I had not eaten anything that day and I was absolutely starved. That's why it was so easy to get myself drunk. I'm not usually a light weight.

With my belly now full and the alcohol in my system making me tired, I fell asleep once again. Hopefully this time I'll wake up when the plane is landing.

Harry's POV

Thank Merlin! It's finally time to land this bloody plane! I shook Ron awake, who slept just about the entire ride, and told him the good news.

"Already?" I tried to glare at him. Already? It's been twelve bleeding hours! I wanted to scream at him too, but I was just too happy to be getting off of this contraption that all I could do was smile.

We were both looking out the little window as the airplane made its descent. It was around 1 P.M now so the sun was still high in the sky and we could see all the trees and the beach and the houses with pools in their back yards. The plane finally skidded to a halt at the end of the runway and made its way to the terminal. I felt like there were ants in my pants or something. It was a mixture of cabin fever, being in a new place, and the fact that we were going camping that really did it. I had to force my self not to giggle like a little girl or jump up and down like a five year old. I could tell Ron was in the same boat as me.

"This is your Captain speaking. I want to welcome you to The Sunshine State. The current temperature here in Jacksonville, Florida is 82 degrees. Baggage claim for this flight is 8A. Thank you for choosing Inter-Continental Airlines and have a safe and happy trip." The muffled voice of the captain cut out and we were allowed to get up and gather our belongings.

Unfortunately, my duffel bag shifted during the flight in such a way that I had to pull it out using all my force. When it finally did spring free it hit Ron right in the head! I would have laughed, and I heard quite a few people laughing, if not for the angry look on his face.

"Sorry, mate." He made a strange grunting noise instead of actually answering me. I sighed. Ron and his stupid grudges. He'll hold a grudge on anyone for anything. Hopefully, this one doesn't last long. It was an accident after all.

Draco's POV

"Oh my god! Did you see that, Draco?" Blaise was whispering to me. He was undoubtedly talking about when Potter whacked his idiot friend upside the head with his bag. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Merlin those two were stupid. I smirked in response to Blaise's question. I was feeling a headache coming on and didn't really want to talk at the moment.

The cabin door was opened and our class of twenty people was instructed to deplane first as a group. As soon as I stepped onto the Jetway I immediately regretted (even more) coming on this stupid trip. It was so humid I could literally feel my hair starting to frizz. Not to mention that I was sweating within ten seconds of being in this ridiculous heat. This week was getting worse by the minute.

After twelve hours of being stuck on an airplane, we now had to sit on a bus. It was only marginally better. At least we have a better chance of survival if anything were to happen. I pushed my way through the other idiots in my class so that Blaise and I could get decent seats. In the back of course.

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