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Chapter Two- Meet the Band!

"We are going to have problems, da sister?"

Natalia let out a shriek and got up and stomped out of the room.

That would be a yes.

Alfred stared blankly up at the stairs where Natalia stomped away before looking back at Ivan.

"I just gotta say this- your sister has anger issues. Beautiful, but anger issues." Alfred gave his head a shake and chuckled.

The Russian man before him narrowed his eyes and gave a chilling smile.

"Da. She does have some things to sort out, and she is most pretty, but don't get any ideas."

Alfred rolled his eyes but couldn't escape from the light blush. "As if! She creeps me out! I mean really, she loves her brother for Pete's sake!"

"Mr. Braginski?"

Alfred looked behind Ivan in surprise to see a girl his age with shoulder-length brown hair and green eyes. She carried a stack of papers in one hand while the other held a spatula. She wore a light green apron, obviously in the middle of cooking- Alfred looked at his watch- lunch.

"Ah! Good morning Toris!" Ivan turned around and flashed a warm smile.

"Alfred tilted his head. Toris? That didn't sound like a girl's name…..but then again, it didn't sound English either.

"I brought the papers you need to sign. Vash just delivered them."

The girl named Toris handed them over with a kind smile and began to turn around when she noticed Alfred.

"Oh! You must be our new singer, right?" Toris made her way over and wiped her hands on her apron before holding one out. "I'm Toris Lorinaitis and I'm the drummer for Broken Love!"

"Ah!" Alfred grinned and met Toris's hand. "I'm Alfred! Pleased to meet you miss." Alfred then brought his lips down and gently kissed her hand.

"Oh my!" Toris gasped and stared at Alfred with a major blush. She flicked her eyes to the Russian whose eyes had widened in surprise. Ivan then began howling in laughter.

Alfred dropped her hand and raised an eyebrow. "What's so funny?"

"What's funny? He asks!" Ivan giggled out holding his stomach.

"Do-don't be rude Mr. Braginski, Alfred didn't know." Toris stumbled out.

"Know what?"

Ivan straightened himself up and smiled at Alfred.

"Toris is male."

"Oh my fucking fries!" Alfred shouted and then brought a hand over his mouth. His face heated up like the Sahara desert and he stumbled back, staring at Toris in horror.

"I'm sooooooo sorry Toris!" Alfred looked down at his shoes and shuffled his feet. "You just…ah….umm…."

"Look like a girl?" Toris supplied for him with a laugh. "I know. I agree. You should see Feliks, he dresses like one."

"Feliks?"

"Da. Toris's very rude girl-mmmp"

Toris ran up and covered the Russians mouth before he finished his sentence. Ivan glared down at Toris but Toris just returned it with one of his own. Very less scary, but he defiantly had backbone.

"Let's go upstairs, shall we? I also came down to inform you that it's lunch!" Toris then uncovered Ivan's mouth and went up the stairs.

"HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!"

Alfred had come up the stairs of the basement and immediately his nose had picked up the scent of his favorite food. Sure enough as he turned the corner that led to the kitchen, there on the table were plates filled with hamburgers, fries, chips, and beans.

"I never knew Russians ate our great food!" Alfred exclaimed while hurrying over to the table to seat himself.

"Well, only two of us are Russian, you American idiot." A familiar voice snarled from behind Alfred.

Alfred did not scream like a girl and jump two feet in the air. Really, he didn't.

"Holy fuck! Where did you come from!?" Alfred whipped around to stare at Natalia who was giving him a death stare and…was she holding a knife!?

"I just walked in, you imbecile. Me and my dear brother are the only ones here that are Russian. Toris is Lithuanian, Feliks is Polish, Vash is Swiss, Gilbert is German, and James is half British and half Chinese."

"Wow. That's a lot of band members."

"Not everyone is in the band. Here, I will introduce you to them." Natalia rolled her eyes then walked to the entrance of the kitchen, took a deep breath, and…..

"LUNCH TIME EVERYONE! GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE BEFORE IVAN HAS TO PERSONALLY GET YOU!"

Alfred gave a chuckle as he heard numerous shouts, crashes, and hurried feet run down the stairs and into the kitchen. Ivan must be one scary guy to have his band mates worried.

"All right everyone…." Natalia assessed the mass of people who now crammed into the kitchen, "time to meet our new vocal singer…for the time being anyway." Natalia muttered the last part darkly.

Alfred looked at the crowd of people, all guys…wait, was that blonde-haired person a girl? She was wearing a skirt…….maybe. They each eyed him with a range of looks from curious to boredom.

"Well comrade, introduce yourself." Ivan smiled at Alfred. Alfred flinched as he noticed Natalia grip her knife tightly but he forced himself to grin.

"Hi y'all! My name is Alfred F. Jones! I'm 19 years old and I recently graduated from High School. My dream used to be to become a great pilot in the US Navy, but I'm not so good at math…"

"I bet." Natalia whispered to which Alfred shot a glare.

"…but then I discovered I could sing pretty good and so I went hunting to join a band!"

Alfred finished, and although he didn't expect clapping or shouts of joy, the silence was unbearable. He saw Toris smile and nod his head and felt his anxiety lift just a little bit.

"Okay wonder boy, now to introduce you to your fellow members. You already know Toris. He is our guitar player. Next up we have Vash Zwingli who is our drummer."

A tall boy with choppy razor-cut blonde hair stepped out from the mass. Alfred noted with alarm that he carried a gun on him. Vash gave no form of greeting but gave Alfred a once-over and went to sit down. At least he didn't get a glare.

"Next we have Gilbert Weilschmidt. He is our bass guitar." Alfred noticed that Natalia rolled her eyes and soon found out the reason why.

"Fuck yea I'm Gilbert! Better remember me, American! I can see we will become great friends!" A boy with bleached white hair, too many ear piercings, and shocking red eyes stepped out from the group. He waltzed over to Alfred and swung his arm around his shoulder. "Fuck yes! I hope you help kick Britannia's ass!"

"Moving on!" Natalia snapped. Gilbert blew her a kiss then went to go sit down. For some reason Ivan was giving Gilbert a dark look.

"That's it for our members. Six members total. Two vocals, a bass guitar, keyboard, another guitar, and drums. Now to introduce our staff." Natalia then gave a warm smile. "James Kirkland is our technical man. He helps keep the show running."

A small Asian boy stepped up to Alfred. He had onyx black hair and a young face. He wore a red Chinese top and was staring at Alfred like he was an insect. He gave a snort and went to sit down.

What the hell!?

Natalia giggled and smirked at Alfred. Alfred was about to snap back something that would most likely get him beaten to a pulp by the Russian, but was interrupted when a body slammed into him.

"Oh my gosh! Like, I'm totally glad to have you in the band! And such a cutie too! Not as cute as my Liet though!"

Alfred stumbled backwards and gave a cry. The person thankfully backed off and grinned cheerfully at Alfred. The girl? She had blonde hair the same length and style as Toris and green eyes. She was bouncing on the balls of her feet and swished her hips so her red plaid skirt twirled. Alfred looked over to Toris who stood off to the side and gave him a questioning look. Toris blushed and mouthed 'boy'. Wow.

"My name is Feliks Łukasiewicz! I'm like, totally glad to meet you!" Feliks hugged Alfred tightly and then went to sit down.

"That's everyone!" Natalia then turned and went to sit at the head of the huge table…of course. Alfred looked at each of the band members and smiled. They all seemed great….maybe not James, but the rest seemed fine enough.

Wait.

"Who's the other vocal singer!?" Alfred looked around to see if someone magically poofed into the room.

Natalia looked at her brother, gave a huge smirk then stared straight into Alfred's sky-blue eyes.

"That would be me."

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