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Natalia gave a short laugh and sneered. "Oh please! You, hurt me?"

Alfred raised his fists and flashed a grim smile. "Try me and find out."

"Oh god. Someone shoot me now." James rolled his eyes and face-palmed.

"Would you two please, ah, refrain from fighting?" Toris glanced back and forth nervously between Alfred and Natalia.

"No way man! This is gonna be fucking great!" Gilbert laughed out as he leaned back in his chair.

Natalia's sneer turned into a mocking grin, "I'm just going to teach this dog some manners."

Alfred growled and lunged forward, snapping a fist out towards the girl's stomach (never the face for a girl, or his body would end up below the sea). Natalia simply stepped to the side quickly, and Alfred stumbled forwards a little before he regained his balance.

"This won't last long." James muttered under his breath.

"Well, well. Seems like your dream of becoming a superhero will never come true."

Alfred turned around and glared at Natalia, "Likewise to your dream of marrying your brother, huh?" Alfred smirked, "That's called incest, isn't it?"

Natalia blushed a bright red before she let out a shriek, raised her knife, and lunged at the American.

Shit. Wrong thing to say! Alfred squeezed his eyes tightly shut and waited to feel the sharp pain of a blade sinking into his chest, but no such thing came. He peeked an eye open and found Ivan had stepped in front of him and was currently holding his sisters wrist with the knife.

"That is enough, Natalia."

Oh thank god for big, creepy older brothers!

"Did you hear what that mutt said, big brother! He says we won't get married!"

Alfred noticed Ivan visibly tense up.

"Ah, I think you two need to calm down before we start our practice. Why don't you make some tea, dear sister?"

Smooth move big guy. Alfred chuckled but quickly shut his mouth as Natalia looked around his shield and motioned slitting of the throat to him before quickly walking out of the room.

"Dayammmmmm!" Gilbert stated, following with a whistle.

"That might not have been the best, Alfred." Toris stood up and began to stack his utensils on to his plate.

"Hey man, she started it by cutting up that poor hamburger!"

"You make little sense, Alfred." Ivan chuckled, turning to face the blonde.

Alfred flashed a grin, "Never said I did."

Alfred turned back to his hamburger and picked it up, wolfing it down before helping Toris clear the table. The rest of the group helped silently, with Gilbert occasionally bursting out into fits of laughter. Alfred was helping Toris wash the dishes (the rest sneaking away before) when someone came up behind him until their broad chest was pressing against Alfred's back. Most defiently a guy.

Alfred turned around annoyed, to find Natalia's older brother grinning down at him.

"Do you need something?" Alfred asked, scowling.

"Nyet!" Ivan chirped.

"I don't speak Russian. What did you just say?"

"No!"

Alfred backed up until he hit the sink behind him. He was no longer pressed against the Russian, but still was pretty dam close.

"Then why are you here?" Alfred gritted out. He saw from the corner of his eye, Toris stop what he was doing to watch with a mixed expression of worry and….amusement.

"Just watching!" Ivan stared intently into Alfred's narrowed blue eyes.

"Yea? Well I would appreciate it if you didn't, or at least not so close to me."

Ivan frowned before the smile returned and he gave a nod. "Right, I will watch from the kitchen table.

Alfred huffed out. What a creep. He turned around quickly, but soon felt his grip on the floor slip. Shit! Water from him washing the dishes in a hurry to get it done, ha d fallen earlier on to the floor. He gave a cry as he felt himself fall sideways.

"I got you, clumsy!" Ivan giggled as he caught the American.

"Big brother! I need your help with som-"

Alfred and Ivan swiveled their heads around to find Natalia standing at the entrance to the kitchen with her mouth hung open before her cheeks puffed out and her eyebrows scrunch together in fury. They both looked back at each other with identical looks of fear and noticed that, from Natalia's point of view, Ivan was wrapping both arms tightly around the American's waist in a loving caress.

Fuck my life, Alfred whimpered in his mind.

Sorry it's so short again, but I actually wrote this pretty fast! I think, like my fanfic Where The Flowers Bloom, I will update this again by Monday or Tuesday! XD

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