Theme: Gift Exchange
Iruka gnawed on the side of his thumb. Out of all the people who'd been dragged into the secret Santa nonsense, why did he have to draw Kakashi? He had no idea what to get a jounin, much less a former ANBU.
He bypassed the rack of weapons - he couldn't judge whether something was good enough for a level above what he was at - and the books as well. He knew full well what Kakashi read, but just couldn't bring himself to purchase something like that.
And maybe Kakashi was a porn connoisseur. It would be sort of like giving a cheap bottle of wine to a wine snob. He'd look like a fool.
That was really the rub. Had it been anyone else, he would have happily gotten a stupid gag gift from the corner store and been done with it, but it was Kakashi and a rare opportunity to make another impression on him that hopefully wouldn't involve Iruka yelling in his face.
But, in order to do that he had to find a good gift. Iruka groaned and started another circuit around the store.
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