Zim stared at Gaz strangely as she grinned. She thought this was going to be fun! 'Screw her,' he thought and snarled.
"Ready to start again?" She taunted.
"I am ready to win, Gaz-beast."
"Wait a minute." she seemed to realize something.
"What?"
"How do we determine who wins, anyway?"
Zim straightened and pondered for a moment. "Huh. I do not know." They stood there and thought for a minute. Suddenly, Zim perked up and snapped his slender fingers.
"I think I have a good condition."
"And what would that be?"
Zim put his hands on his hips and looked into the distance, making sure he had all the details in place.
"Well, how about this. The first one to-" he cut himself off when he noticed Gaz smirking at him.
"What?"
"You look so gay like that!"
"Gay? I...look happy?"
"No, you look gay! You know...feminine?" Zim's face turned a darker shade of green as he glared at Gaz. He started muttering in his native language. He had heard that Gaz didn't bothered with learning any alien languages and just made a law that everyone must speak English.
He noticed Gaz was looking at him irritably, probably not happy that she didn't know what he was saying. He knew, though. His words roughly translated to:
"Ignorant little distracted filth. How dare she call me feminine in the middle of a fight? Is that what gay means, feminine?"
He decided to ask her. He repeated the last part, in English this time.
"Well, kind of..."
"So, most Earth females are gay?"
"No- wait, most?"
"Well, you certainly aren't feminine."
She seemed to ponder this. "Yeah, sure whatever. Gay actually means, you know... a guy doesn't like girls...he likes guys."
Zim was confused. A long time ago, in his Skool, most males were friends with other males.
"So... most Earth males are gay?"
Gaz sighed. "No, you idiot! Why are we even talking about this?"
Zim shrugged.
"Look," she held her forehead in her hand in aggravation. "Gay means homosexual. If a man is gay, he dates other men. Do you get it?"
"Ooohhh..." stared of to the distance, now understanding several shows Gir used to watch.
"Well," Gaz said impatiently. "Now that we've wasted like three minutes on this, what were your conditions?"
"Oh, right." He crossed his arms. "How about, the first one to become unconscious, for even a moment, is the loser?"
"Hmm," she got back into her battle stance. "Well, it does sound pretty fun to knock you out..."
Zim's eyes narrowed and he also stood in his stance.
"Ready to lose, human?"
She chuckled. "I haven't been human for 1,000 years."
"Are you sure it was not for much longer?"
"Touche."
They grinned evilly at each other for a moment, then suddenly jumped into action.
Here's where the fight really begins.
Note: Since nobody bothers to review, I'll be writing this more for me than for you. So, come on! Please? I'll be taking any suggestions and most likely using them! Like I did when somebody (you know who you are) told me about all my spelling errors and from now on I check all the documents on the upload manager ALL THE TIME! Anyway, JSYK, (just so you know) at the 'Screw her,' part in the beginning, I would have put in a little wisecrack, something like, 'Like anyone would want to,' but I wanted to make it so he still doesn't understand a lot of Earth slang. Yes, even after being on Earth for over 1,000 years, for those who asked. Also, you must know I have no problems with gay people. I just needed a filler. I swear, though, I'm one of those people that think it's stupid that most people think it's wrong to be gay. See ya on the flip side, soul brothers and sisters! Sorry, hippy moment or something. (Oh, and I apologize for the long note. And I realize the apology makes it longer.)