Note: Let's start with the Awesomely Anonymous, shall we?
Grease Lightning: Um, first off, were you watching Grease? It would be funny if you weren't. And yes, fire is awesome. Something MIGHT explode in this chapter!
You'll Never Know: Yes, I love epicness. It be awesome. YAY! YOU GET A COOKIE!
Soooo...yeah. If you haven't noticed, I haven't been updating like 2 times a day like I used to. Well, school has started (otherwise known as Hell Hole) and I seem to be failing math. YIPEDEE-FREAKIN-DOO. So, here is a chapter!
A lot can happen in a thousand years, and sometimes a flashback is a good way to go. This is one of those times.
Gaz held her foot on Purple's head, pinning him down. She had a gun pointed to his face, and he was shaking with fear. Gaz laughed cruelly.
"Thought you were so powerful, so awesome. Wrong."
Just then, the other Tallest, Red, walked in.
"Hey, turns out they didn't run out of donuts, they were just-" he stopped cold when he saw Gaz.
"What? What are you doing in here?" His eyes wandered to the gun, then at his co-ruler. He dropped the donuts in his hand and started backing away. Gaz thrust her arm forward and a wall of black energy blocked his path.
With a flick of the wrist, the wall was turning into some kind of demonic rope that tied Tallest Red and caused him to fall.
"What the hell is going on here?" he shouted, trying to break free of the rope. But it was no use. No living being could ever break free of Gaz's grasp, before and after the transformation.
"Red," she demanded. She gave a short laugh. "What a stupid name. Just because your eyes are red, you have to make that your whole theme? Wear red, be called red? Like in a childish picture book. Pathetic."
He glared at her, still struggling.
"You're not even a worthy leader! Yes, you've come quite far in your quest for world domination, but that has nothing do do with you."
She paused.
"Remember that one that you hated so much?" she said after a moment. "The invader you sent to Earth? Who you hoped would die along the way? Zim?"
Red stopped struggling for a moment.
"How do you know him?"
"Does that really matter at this point? I'm the one holding the gun, remember?" she pointed it up at the ceiling and shot. It made a huge hole straight through to the room above. "I think I should be the one asking the questions here." Several Irkens looked through curiously, but did nothing.
"The point is," Gaz continued. "Even if he was also pathetic, he was much more powerful than you. And he couldn't even think up a half-wit disguise!" she added with a laugh.
Red glared at her. He then looked up at the aliens above him.
"Well, what're you waiting for? GET HELP!"
They simply stood there, staring.
"You see?" Gaz said, also looking up. "They don't care about you. They just follow the winning team." she looked back at Red.
"That's clearly not you anymore, is it?"
She moved the gun pointing at Purple and aimed it at Red. There was a click as she flipped off the safety lock. Both Red and Purple stared in horror as she held her finger on the trigger. It slid back a few millimeters.
Suddenly, the arm the gun was in was hanging limply at her side and she looked impatient.
"I don't need to waste my time on you, I have a universe to dominate, y'know?"
She pointed behind her at a few guards who had wandered in to watch.
"You!" she demanded. They flinched.
"You work for me now." She gestured to the former Tallests.
"Take them and kill them. Throw the bodies out of an air-lock. And you,"
She looked at the people above her.
"Tell the pilots, whoever they are, to head to planet Jaquers. We take them over first."
"Wait!" she heard a scared voice and realized her foot was still on Purple's head. She looked down.
"Yeah, what?"
"How did you even get here?"
"It's called a spaceship. One of your own, actually. I just hacked into the system and saw you were around here. Getting through the security was easy."
She walked away, leaving Purple and Red in the hands of the guards. She smiled evilly.
Step one, complete.
Note: Aww, nothing exploded! Sorry...