Lana's POV

FF to another school day

Well, let's just say that it was a little….wait, scratch the word little, it's A LOT annoying having your most hated WWE Superstar somehow as your fucking babysitter. Oh well, at least I get to annoy him for a bit.

The time was seven o'clock where I was still sound asleep because hey, I don't wanna be waking up at six thirty in the morning every day of the week, alright? While I was greatly sleeping, dreaming of a world where all of it jackasses were wiped out and I was queen of the world, I felt Miz gentily shake me and said, "I don't know what time you have to be up for school, but wake up,"

"No," Was all that came out of my mouth. "Let me sleep, it's Saturday,"

"It's Monday," Miz said.

"Still let me sleep," I said.

"You let me to no other choice," He said as she took a deep breath and belted out, "I'M THE MIZ AND I'M—"

"ALRIGHT!" I yelled sitting up in my bed. "I'm up," I added as I actually got out of my bed and muttering, "Jesus fucking Christ you're annoying,"

Everything about that man was annoying, especially that stupid fucking catchphrase.

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"MIA!" I yelled and ran since my feet had touched school grounds. As soon as I made it to Mia, I asked, "Wanna switch houses?"

"Why?" Mia asked.

"My mom's on vacation for two months and she got me a fucking babysitter," I whined.

"Who?" Mia asked.

"MIZ FOR GOD FUCKING SAKES!" I yelled. Huh, thought I would be in trouble for cursing loud. Guess not.

"Wait, wait, wait, The Miz who's annoying as fuck?" Mia asked.

"YES!"

"The Miz who was an NXT Pro to Daniel Bryan in season 1 and Alex Riley in season 2?" Mia asked.

"YES!"

"The Miz where I have OMD?" Mia asked.

"YES!"

"LUCKY BITCH!" Mia yelled.

"How the fuck am I lucky?" I asked as we were making our way to our lockers.

"You know I love Miz to death," Mia said.

"Yeah—I'm surprised Obsessive Miz Disorder isn't a real disorder," I said.

"Hey, that's mean," Mia said, sounding offended.

"Sorry bestie," I said as I hugged Mia, "it's not my fault that you like the annoying guys," I added.

When I let go, Mia said, "Yeah I love the annoying guys, and you like the sexy guys,"

"Hey, ain't my fault I like guys who are cute, have great abs and have a fucking smexy accent," I said, trying to defend myself.

"Well, last time I checked, the fourth guy you like doesn't fall into any of the categories, in fact, he falls into my category of guys," Mia said.

I was silent for a few minutes before asking, "Since when in the fuck do I like Barrett?"

Mia smacked her forehead before saying, "Not him you idiot. You hate him more than you hate Miz, remember?"

"Oh yeah," I said. "Wait, who is it again because I forgot?" I asked.

"A-Ri, remember?" Mia asked.

"Oh yeah, and he falls under the cute AND annoying category," I said.

"So you admit that you like my kind of guys," Mia said with a smirk on her face.

"Oh shut up," I said as we were walking to Drama class.

"So that explains your love for The Situation on Jersey Shore," Mia said. "He's annoying as fuck,"

SMACK!

"OW!" Mia said as she rubbed her shoulder, "the fuck was that for?"

"You were pissing me off," I said simply with a smirk on my face.