Puck is my name. Mischief is my game.
Maybe the accident with Aphrodite's flower wasn't really an accident. Did you ever think that I might have done that on purpose? Give those stupid humans a lesson in humility? Nope. Oberon let me off scot free!
I'm in the clear! Out of the way!
Titania got what she deserved as well. Falling in love with Bottom, who was cursed with the head of an ass. Very nice move darling! I'll see you at the spa next week, won't I?
Being a fearie has it's ups and downs. I can use my being as an excuse for screw ups. But I am also limited in the ways of emotions. I am made of humor. That is my job. To make Oberon my King laugh. Make Titania my Queen happy. That is my job.
Although sometimes I can make mistakes, they are usually done on purpose. I am the reason people learn life lessons. I am the reason people have awkward silences and sudden bouts of laughter.
Puck is my name. Mischief is my game.
Curtain