Yay! I have a little over an hour before i have to go to bed, and so I thought, 'Hey! Why not write another chapter, even though my head feels like it might explode? I'm in a good mood, listening to awesome music!' So, here we are.

ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS ROCK SO FRIGGIN' HARD! Sorry. Little remnant of my hyperness that always seems to appear in math class...hmmm...

OH er-FUDGE: Omg yay Kurt! Woot! Haha, sorry Flouis! Typos are just too fun to overlook!

SuperH31265: OMG! *nom, nom* I FRIGGIN' LOVE ME COOKIES! ARRGGHHH! Ooh, cupcake! Hmm... reminds me of someone...

"I miss my cupcake..."

*smiles and nods* I'm so glad you can spell lurve! Luv! L...lerf...MEH! Anyway, I'm a girl in Indiana. Land of the boring and totally unremarkable. I'm not kidding. I knew tons of states when I was really little. I had NO clue Indiana existed until someone told me that was where I LIVE. Not kidding. DON'T DIE!

GREENis my fav color: Omg that's my fave color too! Anyway, yeah, it be hard to make every chapter funny. I'll try though. Promise. I think I have an opportunity in this chapter.

Here we go!

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BOOM! EXPLOSION SOUNDS! WEEE! PRETTY LIGHTS!

Oh, crap, WRONG BUTTON!

Part II

A lot can happen in a thousand years, and sometimes a flashback is a good way to go. This is one of those times.

Zim walked on the street in front of the skool casually, as always. Suddenly, a small black shape came in front of him. He almost stepped on it. He backed up a step and glared at the stupid Earth child who had ignorantly walked in front of him.

It was Dib.

"What do you want, Dib-human? I'm just going to the education facility as always."

"Don't be stupid!" Dib said frantically, looking over his shoulder and pushing Zim into the shade of a tree.

"What is your problem, Earth-stink?" Zim growled. He had been doing that a lot lately, as if something primitive and wild had been awakened in him. He liked it. It sounded very intimidating.

"Don't you think people may notice that you turned from 9 to 18 over night?"

"I'll be fine," Zim said with a flick of the wrist, as if shooing away the subject. "I have heard of the human growth spurts."

"They're never this extreme!" Dib said, but Zim was already walking away confidently.

LATER! *spinny sounds! doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo!*

Zim sat with his feet on the desk and his legs crossed. The area under his desk was much too small. He was zoning out, when he realized that the bell had rung, yet everyone, even Ms. Bitters, was silent.

He looked up. They were all staring at him. Ms. Bitters scowled at him for a moment longer, then started with her usual lecture about one thing or another being doomed. All of the students were still staring.

"What!" he said finally. Ms. Bitters seemed oblivious to the talking, as always she was absorbed into her own disturbing little world.

The students gasped at his lower voice. Zim looked over at Dib, who's expression seemed to say, 'I TOLD you this would happen!' Zim just pursed his lips, then gave a cunning half-smile and looked back to the students.

"Have you not ever heard of a growth spurt?" most kids nodded, satisfied. One yelled out, "But we're too young to have growth spurts!"

"Silly human, I was...er...held back!"

Now everyone seemed satisfied. Dib let out a gasp of breath he had apparently been holding in.

LATER! AGAIN!

Dib and Zim were walking out of the classroom, when Dib looked up at him and sighed.

"It's really amazing how completely stupid some humans are."

Zim looked down at him meaningfully.

"Ah, shut up."

"Are we doing more testing today?"

Dib pondered for a moment.

"Nah. I think we're ready for the next step." Zim looked at him questioningly.

"What do you mean?"

"Do you wonder if maybe you could get even more powerful?"

Yay! Man, I expected to get more jokes in there, but the ones I had just flew from my mind. Flewwww! So, yeah.

WHO WANTS TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOM?