The Adventure of Three Magicians
Chapter III
"When Are They??"
ZeroLimit: Hmmm…
Rin: What's wrong?
ZeroLimit: I think we're missing something; it's just not completed yet.
Shirou: What are you talking about?! It's great!
Saber: Zero is right, someone is missing…
Hmmm… Just then, a servant suddenly pat Rin on the back.
Archer: Missed me? (Audience screaming)
Rin: Archer!
ZeroLimit: That's it! Archer, you wouldn't mind trying to rescue Rin wouldn't you?
Archer: Well not really, maybe I will let her suffer for a bit you know, and THEN rescue her.
Rin: Why you sarcastic, self-confident, bossy little bastard!
Saber n Shirou: Takes one to know one… Hehe…
ZeroLimit: Now, back to you Archer.
Archer: OK, let me twist it a bit for you Rin, hehe…
Rin: Zero! Don't let him get on the set.
ZeroLimit: Sorry Rin but I have to.
A spark came by Rin's eyes. And an imaginary fire came blazing behind her getting ready for her devious plan…
Archer: Something is fishy around here…
Rin: Ok, Zero, put him in the story… Hehe…
ZeroLimit: Ok… Wait, wHy??
Rin: Oh nothing, tehee…
ZeroLimit: Archer?
Archer: Don't worry, I've seen Rin's entire bag of tricks, she couldn't hurt a flea.
From a distance: Rin: (giggles)
ZeroLimit: Ahem, now back to the story…
In the middle of the school grounds stands a crimson servant. And in front of him the enlarging ball of destruction. He quickly leapt towards the rift # but tripped by a rock #
"Excuse us…" Archer stood up leaving the scene.
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Archer: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
ZeroLimit: Dunno
Archer: What do you mean "Dunno"?
ZeroLimit: Hey, I didn't write that!
Suddenly they realized it. And started to look around for suspicious characters.
(Whispers)ZeroLimit: It's Rin.
(Whispers)Archer: Yeah, I can sense her filth. That conniving snake…
(Whispers)ZeroLimit: What are you gonna do?
(Whispers)Archer: Let her do her thing, I'll take care of it.
(Whispers)ZeroLimit: ??
Back to the scene once more…
In the middle of the school grounds stands a crimson servant. And in front of him the enlarging ball of destruction. He quickly leapt towards the rift # but tripped by a rock # with Archer's amazing reflexes, he started to glide and landed perfectly. He touched the ball and turned to dust…
Meanwhile…
"Saber, what is the name of the famous king who ruled Britain, wielding his legendary sword, Caliburn?" The Anne Droid said.
"Hmmm… Is it, Amhar?" Said Saber who thought her son was the one.
"No the correct answer is King Arthur…"
"Wow…"
Meanwhile #2
"Shirou, what is your inspiration in your so-called art?"
"What? What art?" Shirou assumed a different pose, more so because the show was live
"Well, you HAVE been the most eligible bachelor of the year haven't you?"
"Good God!"
"I am?" Shirou decided to be serious.
"You sure are! Right girls?" The women screamed for Shirou, even though Shirou was a little confused he decided to ride with it…
"Well that's right, I am! My God, don't you look good today?" Shirou became a little aggressive and a little impulsive.
"Why thank you Shirou! So, in spite of all your fans here, who is your special someone?"
Shirou imagined a blonde fighter, ready to fight for the sake of honor.
"Let us call our second guest for today…" Oprah called the second guest.
"Mr. Archer!"
Archer fell out of nowhere. Dizzy and puzzled, he decided to sit down. Making things worse, he saw an orange haired idiot with his face completely shocked.
"So Archer, what differs you and Shirou from attracting women?" Shirou braced himself for a sarcastic answer as Oprah questioned Archer.
"He's an idiot and always wears that stupid outfit as long as I remember. Besides, I am a lot more gorgeous than that nincompoop." Archer tried to balance his words at criticizing himself, well his former self.
"WHAT?!" Shirou tried to fight back but another question struck Archer.
"Who is your special someone Archer?"
A flash of mini skirt suddenly influenced him to say his true love. # He decided to shout with all his might;
"I LOVE RIN!!" # (someone giggles from the background)
"Oh! So this Rin character must be pretty striking to be your one and only…" The audience screamed reacting to Archer's bold answer.
"Archer, you alright?" Shirou whispered.
"Rin's been messing this story up. Can you imagine me falling in love with that bit—"# A huge spotlight fell and hit Archer in the face. #
"Well anyway Oprah, thank you for inviting me here but I got to go…" Archer stood up while holding the aching bump on his head.
"Wait, Archer!" Oprah signaled the que for the ending. While Shirou ran behind Archer.
"Did Rin made that spotlight fall on you?" Shirou tried to comfort dear Archer but Archer was more focused in getting out and cutting in next to his next victim, Saber.
Author's notes:
ZeroLimit: Hope you liked it!
Archer: Yeah, you fellas better like it. I've been icing this bump for 2 weeks!
Shirou: Archer what do you mean by Saber as you next target?
# A great avalanche of plastic balls consumed Zero, Archer and Shirou to the floor. #
Rin: UP NEXT! ARCHER IN THE WEAKEST LINK! HAHAHA!