The Adventure of Three Magicians
Chapter IV
"Rumble Jumble"
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Disclaimer: I own Fate Stay Night, I really do! (Skips away laughing maniacally to the mental institution)
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Rin: WHAT'S UP WITH THE TIME DELAY!
Archer: Yeah, what the hell's wrong with you man!
ZeroLimit: I just got out of a coma jeez!
Shirou: Did you dream about us?
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ZeroLimit: Why the hell would I dream about you! Maybe a little, but that's not the point!
Saber: You're alive again that's what matters.
Archer: Yeah dude, I checked your e-mail and it's like 3000 new messages in there.
ZeroLimit: Anyways, my mind's about to burst, I have new ideas but have little time to work on.
Rin: Let's get cracking then! I'm getting itchy as well!
Archer: Well, as long as I'm here, I can scratch all day long…
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#(giggles…)
"We've been walking around for days! What is this place?" Shirou complained, falling down to the ground.
"I think we are in the future…" Archer looked around the long hallway leading to nowhere.
"Wow, what a rich future this is, days of walking in a fancy theatre like hallway, space isn't really an issue here now is it?" Shirou sighed.
Archer fell silent. He was just staring off into space without saying anything.
"What's wrong Archer?" Shirou noticed.
"Damn. Can't get that 'I love Rin' out of my head!" Archer shrugged.
Boom! An earthquake erupted.
"What next?" Shirou stood up.
"What's happening now?"
"Hey you!" A voice came from behind.
A white haired teen with a serious face came closer. He was wielding a sword with a shape of a key.
"Who are you?" Shirou asked.
"Riku…"
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"Oh! Like in the Air Gear!"
"No, you idiot! I said Riku! Not Rika!"
The key blade master turned to the crimson servant. Their eyes sparked as they gazed at each other's face. Sparks came about, and the atmosphere became silent.
"If you're going to kiss you better do it when I'm not looking…" Shirou interrupted.
"What's your problem?" Riku barked.
"You're a faker…" Archer replied.
"What are you talking about?" Riku and Shirou became confused.
"You're copying my hair…"
"Huh? Which part of this (points at hair) looks like your tea brush over there?"
"Why you little!" Just as soon Archer's hand came up, another figure stopped him from behind.
"You can bark all day, but can't you see we're in a pinch here?" A slender teen with black clothes declared.
He let go Archer's hand and took out a black feather. A faint light came out but got extinguished in the end.
"Hmmm. Can't be…" The man said.
"Please introduce yourself to the class…" Shirou asked because everyone was confused.
"Oh! My name is Dark. Pleased to meet all of you." He winked at Archer which made Archer twitch.
"What kind of a name is Dark? Are you part of a cult or something?" Archer picked a fight once more.
"What kind of a name is Archer? Can't your parents think of a name more general?" Dark answered back.
Riku noticed another man with violet hair or whatever that is. He was looking around same as them. Riku turned and said.
"Tell me your name."
"Athrun Zala from the Archangel…" The two just stood beside each other looking at Archer and Dark fighting.
"Oh man, I'm losing character and fast! At this rate, everyone's going to forget about me!" Shirou sat in a corner, talking to himself.
"BWAHAHAHA! You guys are funny!" Another teen in shorts wearing a straw hat bursted out of nowhere.
"Man, what a pain…" And yet another teen came out of nowhere. He was wearing a black coat with kunais and shurikens.
"What? Where am I?" An orange haired teen poofed out from the walls.
"Oh! Look Saber… They're coming out of the woodwork… What a nice day it is, right?" Shirou was talking to a Saber doll in the corner, with a dark aura coming out.
In a matter of seconds, the whole hallway was filled with talking protagonists. Everyone was talking to each other while others were just mingling around, touching things…
"Archer? Archer? WHERE ARE YOU?" Shirou was crawling all over the place looking for the one person he was familiar with. It seems like he noticed that the Saber doll he sewed on the spot caught on fire when a Gundam came firing around.
"Shirou… Ugh… I'm over here…" Oddly, there was a bush next to Archer when Shirou found him.
"What? What are you doing here?" Shirou crept closer. He noticed Archer was butt naked.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING A POOP AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" Archer WAS in fact, hiding beneath the bush praying his ass out.
"My stomach gets queasy when there's too many people around… Ugh… (Poot!)"
Suddenly, everyone fell asleep, except the one inside that giant robot, Dark, and that coated ninja.
"What are you doing?" Dark asked. He was immune to such magic or whatever.
The ninja took the closest person he could find and raised the body on top of his shoulders.
"I used a nin jutsu to make them fall asleep… I'm going to dispose them…" The ninja declared.
"THEN WHY THE HELL IS YOUR PANTS GONE! WEAR AN UNDERWEAR YOU ECCHI NINJA! What are you going to do with them!" Athrun screamed from inside his Gundam.
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The moment the red Gundam took another step, the whole floor cracked and crashed below. Everyone woke up and discovered a pony tailed girl in the middle of the room, writing stuff down with a magic feather.
"So THAT'S it!" Archer stood up, with eyes full of anger without any pants…
"That's right! My fellow warriors! This girl right here is the culprit!" The god known as ZeroLimit stood up from a chair.
"What? Uhm. This is a misunderstanding you see.." Rin stood up and prepared to run, but everyone gang banged her and all hell broke loose.
Smutty Scene...
"KYAAAA! ONE AT A TIME! YOU IDIOTS! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING THAT ROBOT ON ME! Kyaaaa! Wipe your ass Archer, geez…"
To be continued…
Meanwhile…
"Everyone ditched me and gone out with Rin… Aw…" Saber standing on a podium said, holding a Shirou doll with pins on them…
UP NEXT! THE REAL DEAL! Who wants to be a millionaire?
ZeroLimit: Seriously Archer, get a tissue…