Sam
…
I walk into school with skinny black jeans and a silver t-shirt with red converse. I go to my locker and open it and a flock of girls come up to me.
" May I help you?" I ask questionably.
" Is it big?" One girl asks.
" What is what big?" I ask back.
" You know, Freddie's.."
" Yeah big. Like pointer finger big." I was lying. It was as big as a jumbo sharpie for crying out loud.
" Does he have an eight pack?" Another girl asks.
" Six Pack." I say. The all squeal.
" So is he promising?" The other girl asks.
" Promising like how?" I ask back.
" Like, promising in bed?" I open my mouth in shock.
" Where did you find out about this?" I ask.
" Wendy." All the girls say.
" Well, Wendy doesn't know what she is talking about. I might have seen the dork naked but I didn't sleep with him. God no! If you want to know. Find out for your self." I say. I slam my locker and go on the hunt for Wendy. I have a bone to pick with her.
Freddie
…..
I come to school wearing my normal blue jeans and red polo. I bend down to my locker but a group of boys come up to me.
" I'm not doing your homework for free." I say. I've been in this situation before with the football team.
" We're men here Freddie. We're hear to discuss the topic of woman. A certain blonde naked woman to be exact." One guy says smiling. All the boys start whistling.
" What are you talking about." I say. I do know what he is talking about. Sam being naked but I am not those kind of guys to talk about what they did or saw.
" The school knows you saw Samantha Puckett naked." Guy number one says.
" So?….."
" So…scale of one to ten. How hot?"
" Um, uh, a ten."
" How big are the mama's?" Guy number two asks.
" If you want to know her bra size it's 34 D." I reply. How I know you ask. That's what happens when you leave your clothes out in the open at your friend's house.
" Is she an animal in bed?" Guy number three asks.
" How would I know?" I ask.
" Didn't you sleep with her?" Dude number four says.
" No. We slammed up against each other while naked. She could felt my man hood but the man hood did not get up in her business." I say.
" You didn't get a boner?" Guy number one says.
" She's my friend. And that would be just wrong. She's a close friend but getting a boner from her is like getting a boner from your topless sister. You feel disgusting afterwards." I say. Not telling the honest truth but I would kill to be in the same bed as her.
" It is true." One guy says. Everyone starts agreeing.
" And how did you guys find out about this anyway?" I ask.
" Duh, Wendy." One guy says.
" Of course you did." I say slamming my locker. The bell rings and I see Wendy heading over to stairs.
" Wendy!" I yell as I run to hear. Someone else calls her name. Wendy stops in her tracks when we both see Sam coming down the stairs. Sam stands next to me and we both look at Wendy.
" What's up you guys?" She asks.
" Don't what up with us." Sam says angrily. " Who told you?"
" Who told me what?" She asks. She was lying cause she was panting.
" Who told you about Sam and I, you know, being naked?" I ask. Wendy bites her lip and grips her notebook. " Who told you?" I repeat.
" Carly did! She called me after the whole thing. She was concerned on so many levels. She called me for advice. This morning I accidentally spilled it to Jamie. It spread like wild fire. I had no intensions of making this public." Wendy says.
" But look on the bright side." She adds.
" There is no bright side!" Sam yells. I hold her arm making her calm down.
" Look, I am really sorry you guys and if there is anything you want be to do. I will do it." She says and walks away.
That day during school I was pushed into the janitor's closet four times with girls feeling me up and trying to get in my pants. I pushed them off and ran out. During lunch some girl from my french class came up to me while I was eating and kissed me. I ran out of the cafeteria and hid in one of the school yard's trees. I felt like Edward Cullen.
Sam
…
After gym class I took a shower in the girl's locker room and when I came out five boys had snuck in and were trying to get pictures of me naked. I kicked them all out before the towel became near to off. I changed in the bathroom. I ran to Principal Franklin's office to him about the boys. During lunch I swear every boy in the cafeteria was staring at my goods. I got a smack on the butt by a boy. So, I slapped him.
This is the worst day ever.
Carly
….
We all head back to my place. Sam and Freddie were unbelievable pissed off. Mostly at Jamie and Wendy.
" Four girls tried to get with me." Freddie says.
" So? Boys came into the locker room trying to get pics of me naked and one guy slapped my ass!" Sam says.
" Oh my god!" I say. We all take a seat on the couch and turn on the television to watch an HBO movie. I told them we should watch The Proposal. They groaned and we ended up watching Adventureland. I caught Sam and Freddie at points playing footsie but they just knocked the coffee table down. I would have gotten mad but it was pretty funny. Towards the end of the movie when Em and James came to their "moment" Sam and Freddie were calm but Freddie was playing with Sam's hair. When they started making out then things got awkward and I ended the movie with no complaint. Sam stayed at my house and Freddie went home. We head up to my room and Sam was exceptionally quite.
" You okay Sam?" I ask pulling a shirt out for her to sleep in.
" Yeah. It's just been a hectic day." Sam says.
" Well, tomorrow is friday and then the weekend. I think everything will blow over."
" I hope so. I'm not in the mood to find more boys in the locker room."
" Oh don't forget Freddie. Every girl has been trying to get a piece of him. He's become a little sex toy but at least he shuts off before you get down to it." I say.
" I know."
" But hey he only has eyes for one girl." I say. Sam chuckles. We get dressed and hop into bed. Tomorrow is a new day. And another webisode of iCarly.