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(The last Chapter)

"Do you want to finish this story or move on because…" asked Remus

"The last chapter was kind of scarring," finished James

"We can go back if we want," said Sirius.

The other two nodded and James clicked the back button until they were at the homepage for Harry Potter fanfiction.

"What next?" he asked

"Now we do some slashy for Jamsie boy," smirked Sirius, "How about…"

What the HELL is fanfiction?

Chapter 3: 50 Boundaries

"…This one?" asked Remus cutting in, "Boundaries?"

James read the summary, "That sounds pretty cool and it's about me and Sirius!"

"Awe," whined Sirius, "I thought we were going to do some slash for James?"

"Who knows maybe it is?" joked Remus

James wrinkled his nose, "Ewww! Incest much."

Remus rolled his eyes, "James…"

"Boys!" cried Mrs. Potter, "Come to bed!"

"In a minute Mom!" called James, "Let's just read the story, K? We don't have much time."

"All right," agreed the two puppies.

James clicked the link and then cleared his throat and began to read

Boundaries

Lily stared blankly at James and Sirius who were dancing wildly around the room, hands on each other's hips and eyes closed.

Remus smirked over at Sirius whose face was tinted a slight green.

Raising a hand to her mouth, Lily gaped at the two of them. Beside her Remus shook his head sadly.

"Ugh…who else am I paired with?" cried Sirius.

"I'll check," said James and he pressed the back button. Then he went through the lists of stories reading off the names, "Remus, Me (still grossed), Remus, Remus, Remus (WOW a lot of Remus), Regulas (What is with these people and incest?), Bellatrix (poor you), a made up character, Remus, Snape… (EWWWWW! You poor thing! The sex must suck.), Malfoy (again EW), Remus, Lily… (Over my dead body), Harry Potter (I really want to know who this kid is), Regulas, Malfoy, Malfoy, and Remus, made up character…etc, etc…"

"So," frowned Remus, "You're pretty much the fanfiction whore?"

"Why are half of those gay couples?" cried Sirius

"You poor thing," said Remus, "Now back to the story!"

"K," said James and clicked the link.

"It's okay, Lily…We eventually get used to it."

Lily nodded dumbly and let Remus lead her to the couch on the opposite side of the common room and plunked down into the seat.

"Oh my god," she said, a phrase that seemed to sum her up entirely.

"It can't be that bad," cried Sirius, "I mean we're just dancing!"

"With his hands on your hips," Remus snickered, "Dancing…"

"Oh thanks," gagged Sirius, "Like I really need to remember that."

"You know," smirked James, "Sirius, you're the girl…for both of us."

"I am not!" cried Sirius, blushing.

"My hands on your hips," smirked James

"UGH!"

"I know," Remus said, patting her arm softly.

"Just…"

"I know."

Lily looked to Remus her eyes wide: "Am I the only one worried about them?"

"No," Remus smiled,

"HEY!" cried the two boys

Glancing over to his two best mates who were still dancing together.

"God. Is it normal to be scared if my boyfriend

"I date Evens," cried James who jumped up and started dancing, "I date Evens, I date Evens, I date Evens."

Sirius and Remus laughed as James jumped around the room. Ten minutes later he finally sat down, smiling stupidly.

–Who is very much in love with me- is going to run off with his best mate?

"HAHA!" cried Sirius, "We are not in a real relationship. Lily's just overacting!"

"THANK GOD!" cried James

'Cause I don't think that's normal!" Lily cried, throwing her hands in the air.

"What's not-"

"-normal?"

"Oh no," groaned Remus, "You're doing the twin thing."

"I don't know," started James

"-what you're talking about," finished Sirius

Lily's mouth swung open again as she looked at James and Sirius, who were now standing, arms slung over each other's shoulders, in front of Remus and Lily, in shock.

"You did not just finish each other's sentence! There has to be boundaries! It's creepy!"

"It is not," defended James and Sirius

"Uh, yeah," snorted Remus, "It kind of is."

James and Sirius looked over at each other and shrugged. James said casually, "I don't think-"

"-it's creepy," Sirius finished, grinning.

"It really isn't," said James

"You guys just take it as creepy," continued Sirius

Remus groaned

Lily glared and stood suddenly, crossing her arms over her chest. "I have fantasies about you two running away together, that's how bad it is."

James and Sirius looked at each other, again. "Where would we go?" James asked curiously, cocking his head to the side slightly.

"I am doing this to antagonize her," smiled James, "And she's not hexing me!"

"Ooh...I've always wanted to go to the Christmas Islands!"

"Why?" asked Remus

"Sounds cool," shrugged Sirius

"That's a great idea, Padfoot!"

Lily moaned and sunk back down into the couch, feeling rather tired of her boyfriend and his (too) close best friend.

Remus smirked cruelly, "Oh poor Lils."

"I get together with lily," smiled James, "I officially love this writer!"

"I'm just glad she didn't make us gay," smiled Sirius, "I don't think I could take it."

James nodded.

"Time for bed," groaned Remus as he shut the laptop down and put it on the coffee table.

"Well that was interesting." Smiled James

"It was," nodded Sirius as they all got up and left to go to bed.

Author Note:

THIS IS NOT OVER!

I promise that there will be more! (To think this started out as a two-shot story and then I just had to continue it…XD)

I love this story. Know you guys have to tell me what they want to read (Remember it has to be complete).

Lots of Hugs

HM

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