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Chapter: Who's Harry's Mama?
"UP!" cried Sirius as he jumped onto James's bed, "UP! GET UP!"
James cried out in surprise and fell off of the bed in a tangle of limps and covers, "Sirius!" he cried, "What the hell?"
Sirius crackled evilly, "Come on, James, you mums made breakfast. Everyone's up, but you."
James pouted, "You could have woken me up better!"
"James, he's been doing is since third years. He's never going to stop," called Remus with a laugh.
James stuck his tongue out at Remus childishly before collecting himself and following his friends down.
"What's this mom?" asked James as he looked at the omelet his mother had just served him; it was a rather strange orange color.
"Oh, Sirius just helped me with this spicy omelet his mother makes for him," said Mrs. Potter, gesturing at Sirius who had already dug in to his omelet like a starving man.
Remus (being the Gryffindor that he was) shrugged and took a bit. It couldn't be that bad. Slowly his face turned a slight red and he spat the chunk off egg into his napkin, "HOT!" he screamed, "
Hot, hot, hot, hot!"
"Well, yeah," said Sirius, "It has Chinese hot oil and stuff in it,"
James pushed away his plate, eyeing it like it was about to come to life and eat him, "You could have warned us…"
"Well why else would it be orange?" asked Sirius
Remus grabbed the jug of milk on the counter and chugged it, "I hate spice," he said after he set down the now finished jug, "Hate it."
Sirius rolled his eyes, "Wimps."
…
After breakfast had been eaten and cleaned up, the three boys found themselves in the living room again.
"The sky's clear," said James, "You wanna go flying?"
Sirius shrugged, but Remus was the one who answered, "I don't know…I want to go back on the laptop. What about you guys?"
James shrugged, "I am a bit curious…"
"Okay then," said Sirius as he sat down and opened the laptop and was surprised to see the website from the night before open, "Weird," he said, "It didn't clean itself."
"I only closed the top," said Remus, "maybe you have to press a button."
"Whatever, guys," said James, "Lets find something else to read." This statement was followed by silence as his friends starred at him in confusion, "Suit up," he snapped, "Yes, I know I just seriously sounded like Moons."
Sirius shrugged, "How about…" he frowned, "That one, "Who's Harry's Mama?" he read the summary, "Sirius picks Harry up to put him to bed, and everyone is shocked to hear his first word!"
"Why that one?" asked Remus
"Because it has me in it," said Sirius
"And I do want to know who this Harry Potter character is," said James, "He keeps popping up everywhere."
"All right," said Sirius as he clicked the link and started to read, "
Little baby Harry was in a giggling fit. His godfather, Sirius Black,
"You think he's my kid?" asked James, suddenly
"Maybe," said Remus and then his smile turned goofy, "After all, you're the only mad enough to name Sirius your kids Godfather."
"I am insulted!" cried Sirius
"Just read," laughed James
was throwing him high up in the air, catching him, and then repeating the process. Lily
"Lily…as in Lily Evens?" asked James
Sirius shrugged
"Yes, another author who has faith in my future with Evans!" cried James, "And this time we have a kid!"
"We don't know for…" started Remus, but Sirius cut him off
"Don't burst his bubble," said Sirius and the two friends watched in silence as their best friend cheered for three more minutes before James finally calmed down and they could continue to read.
had a fit at first, threatening Sirius a variety of pain and torture if he ever dropped her boy. Eventually she stopped worrying. Sirius loves the boy too much to ever drop him, she thought to herself.
"How you convinced her to trust me is amazing, Prongs," laughed Sirius
"Maybe you grew up," suggested Remus
There was a pause before all three friends started laughing, "Yeah, right," called Remus before Sirius started reading again.
During Sirius's and Harry's little game of "Throw, fall, catch", James Potter
"YES!"
apparated in the living room. He smiled at the sight of his little man laughing, giggling, and most certainly NOT crying (he was relieved about that).
"I hate crying babies," said James with a shiver, he could still remember his baby cousin and how the thing never seemed to shut up.
"Prongs!" Sirius exclaimed, catching Harry and pausing the game. Nonetheless, Harry was still giggling like a crazy person.
James quickly walked over, said his hellos to Remus and Lily, who stopped making dinner, and stood in the living room to watch Sirius and Harry have some fun.
James took Harry, rocked and cooed towards him (receiving a gag from Sirius).
As was happening now.
Hypocrite, James thought. He's seen exactly how fatherly Sirius can get with Harry, and James knew he made no mistake appointing Sirius Godfather.
"You'd make me Godfather of your kid?" asked Sirius
"Course," smiled James, "No offense, Moons," James added quickly.
"None taken," said Remus, "Sirius would make a great godfather."
"Spoil you're kid rotten, Prongs," laughed Sirius
The next two hours went well. They cooked and ate dinner. Or, rather more precisely, Lily and Remus cooked dinner, while James and Sirius played with Harry.
"Seems like a plausible future." Smiled Remus
"Like I'd ever let Sirius back into the kitchen after this morning," laughed James.
It was almost time for Harry to be put to bed when James started trying to get Harry to talk.
"Come on, Harry, say it." James said, sitting on the ground next to his boy, "Dad-dy." He sounded out in two syllables. Harry said nothing; instead, he stared at his father.
"I hope I'm his first word," said James.
Sirius laughed, "You're doing it wrong, Prongs!"
"Oh? Loved to see you do better, Padfoot!" James challenged, glaring at his best friend.
"Not now boys, Harry has to go to bed." Lily said, walking into the living room with Remus, who just finished cleaning up the dishes.
"Your such a house-wife, Rem," laughed James
"Shut up!"
Sirius looked at the clock hanging on the living room wall. "Bloody hell, it got late!" Lily glared at him-she didn't care for his cursing, especially not around Harry. "I'll take him up to his room." Sirius offered, standing up from the rocking chair in the corner.
"What," frowned Sirius, "I like kids."
"Makes sense," said James
"Seeing as you act like one all the time," joked Remus
He received a smack for his troubles.
Hearing no objections, Sirius took this as an 'alright'. He walked over to Harry, picked him up, and was shocked by what Harry said next.
"Mama!" Harry said excitedly, staring at Sirius with a grin.
Everyone started laughing, 'Oh, god, Seer," laughed James, "Lily is going to kill you."
Remus snorted, "Who's the house wife not, Sirius?" he called, "Who's the house-wife NOW!"
Everyone's' jaws dropped. He looked at James, who looked worried, then snuck a glance at Lily, who looked pissed. She had been trying for a month to get Harry to call her mother. In fact, she's done everything for the boy, fed him, clothes him, washed him, changed him, all without James's help, thinking it would get Harry to call her mother quicker.
"Run," said James from experience
"Uh... Maybe James should, uh, take care of Harry." Sirius said quietly, staring at James who stood up.
"Yeah," was all he said. James grabbed his boy and led him upstairs. He gave a worried glance towards Sirius.
"I'm worried if this is the last time I'll see you alive," said James
"Now Lily, I know-"
"Sirius," she said, ignoring the fact that Sirius was speaking.
"Uh..." Was all Sirius could muster.
"Five seconds."
"Lucky, you get a warning," frowned James
"She must like you, Seer," said Remus
Sirius bolted to the fireplace, grabbed the floo-powder and hoped he make it in time. He didn't. Lily gave him a hard kick to the arse, causing the man to stumble into the fireplace. He yelled out his home's name, and flooed away, without any more damage from Lily, luckily.
"Lucky," nodded James.
"You mean lucky she didn't have a wand," said Remus
"Very lucky," said Sirius
Remus watched in amusement. The child has some timing, that's for sure, he thought.
Remus nodded, agreeing with himself.
I want to learn more about this Harry character.
"We can search his name like we did mine," said Sirius
"'Kay," said Remus and he took the laptop and put it in the search engine, "I wonder what comes up."
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