Sorry guys that it's been so long, but something just recent just had to grate on my nerves.

A BUNCH.

Yes, CelticWriter, this is most definitely aimed at YOU.

That was complete and utter bullshit that you gave me a fucking ESSAY about how my history was off. I seriously would've gotten it if you had just LEFT IT AT "I dislike your history references."

Really. I would've gotten it. Crystal clear.

Also, you're going to act like you're the fucking Queen of Canada just because I'm American and I didn't ace my history classes? REALLY?

And I didn't say America won the two World Wars ALONE.

I'll admit it right now, I got a little lazy with researching. Sorry, your majesty.

Don't act all high and mighty and shit because you did your research.

That was total bullshit.

And why are you acting like I should be proud of the things "my people" have done? Do you honestly think I really am?

Trust me, I'm most definitely not.

And we didn't bomb the Japanese "just to show off" dipshit. In REFERENCE to "Hey look, we have bombs and you don't, ha-ha!".

The whole Nagasaki thing? Yeah, I did my research this time, your Highness. The results varied.

Apparently, after the first bomb on Hiroshima, we offered surrender, but to no avail because of the Militarists that ruled the country. After bomb number two, bam. Surrender. The Emperor had decided it was enough.

Remember, I said the results VARIED. Not entirely sure, my Queen.

We were afraid of holding onto the second one for too long because we didn't know much about it if we held it for a while longer than the first. Nagasaki had a bowl shaped valley, which was excellent for bombing purposes. It may have shown to the Soviet Union at the time that we weren't to be messed with. (Remember, The United States and Soviet Union didn't exactly get along too long after the second World War ended.)

"No single country wins a war unless it's a war between ONLY two countries. They're apart of an alliance otherwise. So don't say 'AMERICA WON THE WORLD WARS' because it's ignorant, and anybody who knows history not JUST from the point of view of America will tell you otherwise, like me."

Listen, just because you're from another country doesn't really mean you get bragging rights. Because that's just arrogant. Like you.

Listen, my history teacher was from the Vietnam war. He never like talking about it. FOR A GODDAMN REASON. He wasn't too proud of what happened either, so get off my back.

And YES MA'AM, I will "LEARN MY HISTORY" if you just get the fuck off my back. Seriously.

I didn't ace my history classes, like I said.

"I don't care about the Revolutionary War or the Civil War because frankly American history is far too over exaggerated and boring."

Are you seriously fucking kidding me?

Like yours is any more exciting.

I know, I'm lecturing, but read your "review" before you post. Because you just sounded completely and totally arrogant. The essence of arrogance!

Next time I mess up on one of my stories, please please PLEASE don't act like I'm the only one.

If my history's off, don't give me a fucking ESSAY about how America sucks at wars and how our history is "boring and over exaggerated".

Please, just leave it off at "I dislike your history references."

Shit would be a whole lot better and I wouldn't have to be typing this from 4 to almost 5 in the morning because of a "review" on my story.