I Think I Love You Too
Warnings: Yaoi (BoyxBoy), crossdressing (Later), EXTREME OOC-ness, and, yeah. Oh! Right. Language too.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, Ivan (Won't get his personallity right, Srry, Becky...), Mia, and Izak belong to my little sister Rebecca, Water belongs to my little sister Olivia. I own the rest of the characters.
A/N: Thank you, Aidan Artimis, for the best review EVER! It made me cry for joy! LITERALLY! :D You made my day. So, since you encouraged me, here is Chapter 2! :D:D:D:D I finally thought of the rest of the story, save the details... ;00 So, anyways, yeah. C:C:C: So, Max is amazing? YAY! :D Max was supposed to be mean and scary but I don't have the heart to make him like that! So, please, ENJOY! Oh, yeah, flaming is welcome too! :D
Sasuke slammed the door of his house shut, stalked over to his room and slammed THAT door shut. He was irritated. What was up with that guy? What was that feeling? How could he make Sasuke, The Great, blush?
Sasuke dropped his bookbag on his desk chair and flopped down onto his bed. He was tired, from just about absolutely nothing. He tried to clear his mind so he could drift to sleep, yet Naruto's face clouded up his mind. Sasuke scowled, getting up out of his bed to go get something to eat. He looked to find that there was nothing to eat, so he grabbed a knife and, well, all was the same. Slitting his wrists brought back a pain that was so familiar that it almost made him smile. Almost. Naruto's face came up again, and for some strange reason Sasuke put down the knife, bandaged his wrist and layed down again. It was wierd, really wierd, akward and strange, yet it calmed Sasuke down and he drifted to sleep.
.:::Meanwhile:::.
Naruto, Max, the twins, and Faroh all stood there, the same thoughts crossing all thier minds. Why did he run off like that?
"Okay. Does he really not like me that much?" Naruto asked, hurt.
"I don't know what his problem is, seriously." Max said.
"Yeah, he never really does that." The twins said in unision.
"I don't think he didn't like you, Naruto." A blonde said, smirking. He was shorter than his fellow classmates, he had big, round, green eyes, he was wearing a scarf, much to Naruto's suprise since it was relitively warm in the room. He was wearing a hoodie, zipped up, and casual blue jeans.
"Who're you, and what do you mean by that?" Naruto asked.
"My name is of no importance, and-"
"Oh. Another person who doesn't want me to know thier name. Great. The last one just ran off." Naruto interrupted.
"If you know what's good for you, you shouldn't interrupt me like that, smart one." The blonde growled back.
"Oh, Ivan! Don't be rude! He's new, and he sure doesn't know you!" A girl with blue hair walked up behind him, beaming. She was wearing a blue lolita (If you don't know what it is, google images BLUE LOLITA DRESS) dress, and knee high boots. Her eyes were also blue.
"Yeah, Ivan! Doughnut be so rude to him!" A boy with brown hair, brown eyes, a long sleeve white shirt and blue jeans said. (NO! HES NOT L! L has back hair, anyways.)
"Doughnut?" Naruto and Ivan asked in unision.
"I GET IT! HAHAHA! DOUGHNUT!" Max started laughing hard.
"What?" Naruto asked, obviously not getting it.
"It's just them being idiots." Ivan said, rolling his eyes.
"Oh..." Naruto replied.
"Welcome to my world."
"You don't get it? Doughnut sounds like do not! Oh, by the way, I'm Mia, and he's Izak." The blue haired girl said, then jabbed her finger at the brown haired one.
"Ah, theeeeee." Max said, sighing.
"...What?" Naruto asked.
"Don't try to understand them. I don't, and I get through." Ivan reassured Naruto, walking away from the people on crack.
"...Okay. Good to know." Naruto said, still confused.
"Mweeeeeeeee!" Izak squeeled.
BRING! The bell rang.
"YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!" The people on crack cried out. (These being Max, Faroh, The Twins, Izak, and Mia.)
"Wait... next class or something?" Naruto asked.
"No, silly! Recess!" Mia said, running out the door.
"And, what the hell did you mean by, 'next class'?" Max asked.
"Um... nevermind." Naruto replied.
"Okay!"
.::Recess::.
Naruto knew this wasn't a regular school. If they didn't know what next class meant, what could they know? They were all idiots, save Ivan, who seemed to side with Naruto. Naruto sighed. What was that raven haired kid like. What was his name... Sasuke? It had a sort of ring to it. It was a nice name, Naruto thought. Maybe he was a dog that barked? Maybe he didn't bite?
"Heeeeeeeeeey!" Mia called out. "WAZ UP, NARUTO!"
"I already told you Mia, silence is golden, duct tape is silver!" Izak said, walking behind her, holding up a silver roll of duct tape.
"Yeah, and?"
"If you don't be quiet, I'll duct tape your mouth!"
"If you both don't be quiet, I'll duct tape BOTH of your mouths!" Max yelled at them, grabbing away the duct tape.
"Uh... okay?" Naruto said, not sure of what was actually going on, as Max ripped off a little piece of duct tape and dropped it.
"KING MIDAS?" Max yelled, dropping the whole roll of duct tape.
King Midas (WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?) walked over, touched the duct tape and the little strip, turning it to gold, then poofed away.
"What just happened?" Naruto asked.
"King Midas turned the duct tape into gold." Ivan said, walking up.
"Duct tape is now golden." Izak said.
"I... CANT... PICK... IT... UP!" Max grunted.
"Max," Ivan said, walking over to him and picking up the tiny piece of gold off of the ground. "it's a tiny piece of gold. You're just weak."
"And old!" Izak yelled.
"Yeah. I get it. I'm old. Wait... who are you people? Why are you here? GET OFF MY BOAT!" Max yelled.
"Um... Honey, we're not on your boat." Faroh said, wrapping her arms around Max's arm. He turned towards her.
"Who are you? Those are my nachos! Gimme that back, young lady!" Max said, grabbing her wallet.
"Uh... Max, that's a-" Naruto started.
"Don't try. It's just an act." Ivan said, walking away.
"...okay..." Naruto said, walking away.
.::Next Day::.
Sasuke walked into class, when he looked up he stopped and gawked. He started to blush, then yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THAT SEAT?" Sasuke yelled, making Naruto jump.
"Why? It's my seat!" Naruto said.
"YOU'RE SEAT IS NEXT TO MINE? WHAT THE HELL!" Sasuke growled, then glared at Kakashi.
"What?" Kakashi asked, looking up from his book when he felt the ice cold Uchiha glare.
"What in the world did I do to deserve to sit next to that..." Sasuke looked over at Naruto. "THING!"
"Sasuke, your blush totally ruins your angery apperance." Kakashi said cooley.
"My... what?" Sasuke hadn't realized it, but he was still blushing. (Poor Sasuke! :C)
"Uh... do you really not like me? We can't even be friends?" Naruto asked, his eyes filling with sadness.
"Wha- uh- no- I- uh... OH FINE!" Sasuke gave up, then sat next to him.
Naruto turned towards him. "So... we didn't really talk much yesterday. Nice to meet you!"
"Why are you being so nice to me after what I did yesterday?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, as you said, you were trying to kill yourself. That's not good. It doesn't make anyone feel better, especially yourself. Slitting your wrists puts no satisfaction into your mind-"
"How the hell would you know?"
"...I used to. It never helped anyone, and made the people close to me hurt. So, I stopped." Naruto said, eyes downcast.
"Wha-what?" Sasuke asked, not believing that this friendly person could do such a thing. It hurt even Sasuke's heart. "Why would you? That's... stupid! Just stupid!"
"Look at what you're doing before you tell anyone that."
"I'm different... okay? I've got... problems, okay? You got that?"
"You've got friends to talk to."
"Oh, after spending a day with them, you should know why I don't talk about my problems with them!"
"...yeah..."
BRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!
"The bell was later yesterday!" Naruto said.
"You came after lunch yesterday, dobe."
"Oh... so it's lunch time?" Naruto asked, getting up.
"Yeah. My advice to you, don't eat anything from the school's kitchen." Sasuke warned him.
"Why?"
"You'll see."
.::Lunch::.
Naruto could not believe it. The food was... wow. It looked edible (Most of it, anyways.), so why had Sasuke said that? There was onigiri, ramen, they didn't show it but suprise meat, tomatoe soup with... was that gummy worms? In it, and something they called a snowman's beard. Naruto chose the snowman's beard and the ramen, Sasuke (Who was in the line behind him.) chose onigiri and snowman's beard.
When they got to a table (They were sitting with Max, The Twins, Faroh, Izak, Mia, and Ivan.), Naruto asked, "Sasuke, what did you mean by not eating it?"
"You'll see." Sasuke said, noticing that Max wasn't at the table. "Max got the suprise meat, didn't he." Sasuke asked.
"Yup." Faroh replied.
"AAAAHHHH! IT'S EATING ME!" Max yelled, running around with a slug-llama biting his arm.
"...what... is... that?" Naruto asked.
"It's the suprise meat. If you don't kill it and eat it it'll kill and eat you." Sasuke replied.
"Oh..." Naruto said. Sasuke stabbed his onigiri, which tenticals shot unfolded out of it, wiggled around, then fell to the onigiri's sides.
"I just killed my onigiri..." Sasuke said.
"WHY? WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU! IT WAS SOOO CUTE!" Faroh cried, grabbing the onigiri.
"Uh..." Naruto said, staring at the ramen. "So, what's the ramen?"
"Turns into worms in your mouth. Couldn't you guess?" Sasuke said, looking at him. When Naruto looked back, Sasuke blushed and looked down.
"Uh, I can't guess anything about your school." Naruto said.
"Uh- uh- um... uh... yeah- our school is- eh- uh- um..." Sasuke studdered, ripping his napkin into pieces, still looking down.
"What, you can't talk anymore, Sasuke?" Mia and Izak asked, Mia mimicking what Sasuke was doing.
"Shu-shu-shut up!" Sasuke yelled.
"Hm... interesting..." Ivan said. "Yet scary at the same time."
"What?" Naruto asked. Ivan looked at Sasuke and then at Naruto.
"You can't tell?"
"Tell what?"
"Nevermind." Ivan replied. "I don't like that kind of stuff anyways."
Faroh, the twins, Izak, and Mia all looked at Ivan and then at Sasuke, then at each other. They knew exactly what that meant.
.::Recess::.
"So." Ivan said, strolling up to Sasuke. "You have the hots for Naruto, no?"
"What? No I don't!" Sasuke said.
"Don't lie." Ivan said, "Or is it just you haven't figured it out for yourself? I mean, your thoughts are pretty wierd..."
"H-h-h-hey! Reading my mind is not oka-" Sasuke stopped in his tracks, when sudden realization (FINALLY) hit him.
He was in love with Naruto.
AUTHOR: So, how was that for a second chapter?
SASUKE: GOD! I'm so girly in there! What the hell did you do to me?
AUTHOR: Hehe, it's not only in the story, it's in my mind. And others.
NARUTO: I dunno. I think it was kinda... *whispers in Sasuke's ear* cute...
SASUKE: You're not supposed to like me in the story yet...
AUTHOR: Aren't they sooooo cute?
ITACHI: So, review, flame, do what ever! :D
SASUKE: What. The. Hell. Is. He. Doing. Here. Ede- Author?
AUTHOR: I thought he would have fun here!
ITACHI: Foolish little brother! My boy friend is better than yours.
SASUKE: Who is the poor person who has to date you?
ITACHI: Kisame.
NARUTO, AUTHOR, AND SASUKE:...
AUTHOR: In what alternate universe?
KISAME: HEY! *Cries*
NARUTO: Flame and the Nine Tails will come at night and eat you!
AUTHOR: Flaming is alowed, actually. REVIEW AND NARUTO WILL HAVE SEX WITH SASUKE! (Not in teh story.)
SASUKE: Oh, hell no!
NARUTO: You guys better review!
~Sasuke Uzumaki 83