I Think I Love You Too

Warnings: YAOI (BoyxBoy), language (I'm taking crossdressing out the WHOLE story changed so yeah), EXTREME OOC-ness (I just CANT help myself), and sucky writing. Read on if you dare.

Disclaimer: Yeah, I own Naruto. And I dictate the world. In my dreams. I don't own Naruto nor do I own the characters Izak, Mia, Ivan, Water, or David. All belong to my two most dearest little sisters (My only little sisters), Rebecca and Olivia. Love you guys!

A/N: I just realized that my stories are STRONGLY influenced by role playing with my little sisters, hence their characters being put into this pathetic excuse for a story. Sorry for the wait, but stories came flying into my brain (Good ones, by the way), and I just COULDN'T get out another chapter for this! So, kill me if you like, I still love all of you who dare to read this. And I love the people who like it even more. So, as the story goes, here we go. And if you've every listened to Motion City Soundtrack, you'll know what influences my language so. I went to their concert a few months ago. YAYZ! That is one DAMN long A/N!

Previously in I Think I Love You Too (Sorry, I've always wanted to say something like that)

"So." Ivan said, strolling up to Sasuke. "You have the hots for Naruto, no?"

"What? No I don't!" Sasuke said.

"Don't lie." Ivan said, "Or is it just you haven't figured it out for yourself? I mean, your thoughts are pretty weird..."

"H-h-h-hey! Reading my mind is not oka-" Sasuke stopped in his tracks, when sudden realization (FINALLY) hit him.

He was in love with Naruto.

.::Later at recess::.

Sasuke was freaking. Only mentally, because he wouldn't dare let any one know what was up with him. So, Sasuke did what he did when he avoided people. He sat under a tree, when Izak came up.

"Hey, Sasuke! What 'cha doin'?" He asked, eyeing the tree Sasuke was sitting under.

"What. You got in a fight with Mr. Tree over here or something?" Sasuke asked sarcastically.

"No. But Ivan's pissed off at me."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"Oh. Okay, now GO AWAY."

"AAAAHHHHH!" Izak screamed as the tree came down on him.

"Right." Sasuke said, as the tree lifted itself off of Izak and rooted itself back in place.

"Ow."

"He is pissed off at you. Haven't seen him use the tree in a long time."

"I am mad at him." Ivan said, appearing behind Sasuke.

"Don't walk around all invisible and shit, Ivan, it makes the Spartans on Reach jealous." Sasuke said.

"They can turn invisible."

"Yeah, but it flickers when they walk."

Ivan looked at Sasuke with a straight face. "Right." He said as Izak crawled away, when a tree smacked him.

"Ow." Izak said, getting out from under the tree and running away, until two trees played golf with him.

"Why are you mad at him?" Sasuke asked.

"Things not to be spoken of."

"Yeah, right. Not like you'd let him touch you. He was just being perverted, wasn't he?" Sasuke asked, watching the trees crumble down and rain on Izak.

"I hate it when people are perverted." Ivan said, looking at Sasuke for a bit. "At least out loud-"

"STOP READING MY MIND DAMN IT!" Sasuke yelled.

"I will. I don't want to partake in your La La Land, as some call it." Ivan said matter-of-factly, "But I prefer to call it, hm, imagination, for it was named for a reason."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Sasuke said as Ivan walked off. Strange, he never walks off from me. Well, not usually without reason. Sasuke thought.

"Hi, Sasuke, right?" Naruto asked.

"Uh- ah- Naruto! Oh I didn't, uh… see you coming, heh heh…" Sasuke sputtered.

"You were talking pretty smoothly with Ivan. Something on your mind?" Naruto asked.

"Well, not- uh… really…" Sasuke mumbled the last part, looking at his feet.

"Why can't you talk around me? It's always ME!" Naruto said, holding his hands out in front of him. "Care to explain?"

"No, I DON'T 'care to explain'." Sasuke snapped.

"Hey, hey, I'm all friendly. And all ears." Naruto said.

"You can't be all of two things."

"What?"

"Never mind."

"In what universe did that make sense in?" Naruto asked jokingly.

"My universe. If it makes sense to me that's all that matters." Sasuke stated.

"What, you the only person that matters? Do you remember who you're talking to?" Sasuke looked at Naruto after Naruto had finished, then looked down.

"Actually I d-didn't."

"Didn't what Sasuke-kuuuuuuuun?" Water asked, skipping up to them. Water had navy blue hair and eyes, and was wearing a navy blue dress. Yay. (She's like a Sakura eeep!)

"None of your BUISNESS, Water!" Sasuke said.

"Well, sorry, what crawled up your butt and died, Sasuke?" Water asked.

"Nothing. But I think David crawled up your butt and died, Water. And what kind of dead creature are you wearing on your face? …That is your face, right?" Sasuke paused and asked.

"Heey! I was just getting a little bored with talking to David, that's it!" Water whined, storming off.

"Would you like some cheese with your wine?" Sasuke mumbled to himself. –Awkward silence-

"Wow. That was a little harsh of you, Sasuke." Naruto said.

"Ah!" Sasuke gasped, just now remembering that Naruto was there. "Oh- uh… she's just- ah… she annoys me."

"See? Again with the stuttering, Sasuke!" Naruto said, how ignorant the poor idiot really was. (Pity.)

.::After recess in the classroom::.

"Did you guys notice that Sasuke stutters around me? It's like his tongue is caught in a knot." Naruto asked the group (Ivan, Izak, Mia, Sky, Skyler (Damn, Sky and Skyler are really old characters to me now. I don't use them any more!)), and Max (Of course.)

"Oh…" Max, Sky, and Skyler said, all looking at each other.

"We'll let you handle this one, Ivan." Sky and Skyler said politely, and the group dispersed leaving a confused Naruto with a pissed Ivan.

"You don't know?" Ivan asked after a short silence.

"No." Naruto said.

"Oh. You're even more stupid than you look."

"Hey!" Naruto said, feeling offended.

"I have one question, Naruto, how do you feel towards Sasuke?" Ivan asked, after a short pause.

"Why?"

"Just answer the damn question!" Ivan said.

"Okay. I think he's… hm… nice, to me at least, well, he's also rude in a way. Actually, he's rude, but not to me or you. He's… a friend…?" Naruto said, all of the sudden feeling awkward.

"…Is that all?" Ivan asked after an awkward silence.

"What's this about?"

"Just answer my question. Is that all?"

"…well, yeah. What did you expect, a love confession?" Naruto asked, confused once again.

"No, but Sasuke probably was…" Ivan mumbled, but Naruto understood.

"What?" He asked.

"Sasuke… he… well, he doesn't want you as a friend." Naruto opened his mouth to speak, bit Ivan cut him off. "Tell that to Sasuke." Ivan said.

"But, I-"

"I know. But Sasuke doesn't. Let it off on him lightly, because he's like a little sister in some sort of sick, twisted family in this school, and there are people willing to kick your butt for hurting him."

"Oh… that's going to be hard… can't you tell him for me?" Naruto asked.

"No. I'm not dealing with any water works, the poor, conceited, little emo piece of… never mind." Ivan said, walking off.

"Okay then." Naruto said, unsure of himself, then headed off to find Sasuke, who just happened to find Naruto.

"Ah! Oh, hi- N-Naruto…" Sasuke stuttered.

"Hi Sasuke. Can we… can we talk somewhere…" Naruto started, looking at all of the knowing faces. "-else?" Naruto finished.

"O-okay…" Sasuke said, tailing Naruto until they were alone (Or so they thought, Ivan you BASTARD!).

"Sasuke. I heard that you might… uh…" Naruto said, awkwardly attempting to start the conversation to get it over with.

"I know you know." Sasuke said, looking down.

"About what? Just want to make sure we're on the same page." Naruto said quickly.

"I like you. A-a lot. Naruto, I-"

"Sasuke, before you say that, I want you to think about it." Naruto said, and sighed. "And get it out of your mind."

"What?" Sasuke asked, looking up.

"Sasuke… I'm… I'm straight…" Naruto whispered the last word. Sasuke stood there, shocked for about a fraction of a second then said, "Well, of course you are. You could get lots of girls, right?" Sasuke asked, smiling. "Go get 'em!" He said cheerily, though there was a slight crack in his voice, though Naruto didn't sense it.

"Okay then, glad you took it lightly." Naruto said, feeling relieved as he walked off. He really is a nice kid, Naruto thought.

Sasuke hoped that he could take something like that lightly, but truth was, he had tears running down his cheeks. He couldn't take it.

His heart shattered.

Author:Sorry about that ending. That's just how I do it.

Max: Sounds a little like you're talking about love-making.

Author: Only you Max, only you.

Naruto: Aw! Why'd I have to hurt Sasuke? You're so inconsiderate, Edgar!

Author: Whoa! Don't wear out the nick-name!

Sasuke: I could've handled that.

Author: It's in the warnings. Look back at them, should I repeat them, or do you want me to put your crossdressing scene back in there?

Sasuke: Are you threatening me?

Author: Yes. *shoots devious grin at Sasuke*

Sasuke: That won't be necessary.

Max: Wow, you do suck at writing!

Author: Shut up, Max. No one loves you.

Max: My mom loves me.

Max's Mom: No I don't!

Author: Flames are welcome. Review, and maybe Max's mom will love him again. Oh, I have a bonus this chapter! A scene in which Snowman's beard is involved! A lunch scene…

.::At lunch::.

"What does Snowman's beard do?" Naruto asked, poking it with his fork. It looked like a beard.

"DON'T!" Sasuke said as everyone poked their Snowman's beard, just to annoy him.

The snowman's beards turned into snow flaked over their plate, rolling them up into a snowman, (It was still snowing over the plate), and a hat, glasses, nose, eyes, scarf, and, of course, a beard appeared on all of the snowmen, who bent over, rolled up snowballs and threw them at each other across the table.

"Oh." Naruto said, avoiding all of the snowballs. "That's what they do."

Author: So, anyone who wondered what it was, that's what it does. Sorry again that this chapter took so long, because I was doing a lot concerning school. We started a play and canceled it, I was in a speech competition (And made it to semi-finals before I washed out), we did a production where I acted my monologue out yet again, semester ending and it's just about to begin again, exams, and all that stuff. So, I yet again apologize. Oh, yeah, and I have to get my thyroid checked and get a booster shot for HPV again. Ugh. The needle for that looked like it's on steroids, seriously! And I'm now going to a psychologist, people finally discovered that I seem to be mentally ill (Not really). So, make me happy and review.

Sasuke: Such sad news, make us all come back and review.

P.S. Do you guys think that I should change the rating on here? It does have a lot of language. I don't have any good judgment skills, so tell me please! LISTEN TO MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK YAYZ PLEASE!

~Sasuke Uzumaki 83