Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and you don't own a house. There. I said it.

Back at the Game Shop, Yugi had straws prepared and the rest of the gang was going to draw to find out which five people out of the group would go on the cruise, besides Yami, which technically meant that there would be four more people.

"Why did we even end the last chapter on a cliffhanger if it was just going to be straw-drawing?" Serenity asked. Suddenly, a loud breaking sound was heard in the game shop.

"What the hell was that?" Joey shouted.

"The fourth wall." Yugi shrugged. "Let's commence with the straw-drawing."

Long story short, the straw-drawing eventually took a left turn into "wresting for the rights to go on the trip" which, unsurprisingly, Joey and Tristan won. They voted on Tea going with them as the fourth member, even though there were supposed to be five people, and everybody laughed at Serenity and Bakura for being such big, stupid losers. Um, then they kissed and ran off into the sun together.

"Whoa, that one came out of nowhere," observed Tristan.

"Eh, better Bakura than Duke, Kaiba, or YOU." Joey said, pointing at Tristan.

Tristan's eyes welled up. "I hate you!" Then he ran out of the Game Shop crying.

"Hey, speaking of hate," Mokuba began, "the cruise is tomorrow, so we won't have too much time in the morning. You'll have to... um..."

"No, Mokuba, you can't have my Millennium Puzzle, or Tea's virginity." Yami said, shaking his head.

"I was going to say sleep over."

"You mean at your house/castle?" Joey asked.

"Yep."

A long awkward pause ensued.

"KICKASS!"

The guys ran to their respective houses, grabbed a bunch of their shit, and hightailed it to the mansion where none other than Seto Kaiba was blocking the entrance.

"Hold it, uneducated barbarians!" Kaiba shouted over their excited banter.

"What is it?" Tea asked.

"I figured Mokuba would invite you geeks, so I'm going to have to set a few rules for you before you enter the Kaiba mansion."

"Well, might as well set up camp here," groaned Yami.

"Very funny, smart ass," Kaiba growled. "We'll see how much of a joker you are when I pull out your nose cartilage with a pair of pliers and a icepick."

"Yeah, I'll tell you where you can put your pliers-"

"Rule one: No doing immature shit like Truth or Dare or Spin the Bottle. It just ends in massive orgies and good reviews by imbeciles who should know better."

Everyone nodded.

"Rule two: I have zero tolerance for countless descriptions of how glorious my house is. Leave something to the imagination. Rule Three: God gave you a brain for a reason. Use it and come up with something original. Rule four: There is no rule four. Any questions?" Tristan raised his hand.

"No questions? Okay, then-"

"Hey, douche, I had a question!" Tristan angrily shouted.

Kaiba's eyes almost rolled right out of his skull. "What?"

"Are we allowed to duel on the floor?"

"Yes, but make it coherent, and no new secret-rare cards that you just made up on the spot. Also, you can't wear a trench coat that's nicer than mine."

Tristan whined. "Awww... okay..."

Kaiba wrapped up his speech. "Okay, losers, you can come in, but I'm getting out."

"Why did you even give us any rules if you weren't going to stick around and enforce them?" Yami asked.

"Oh, those rules weren't for you guys. See you losers on the trip."

Kaiba hauled ass to the nearest Hampton Inn while the gang entered Kaiba's house/small village. Once in, they set up in the living room/movie theater and went to prepare dinner, or more accurately, got the cook to make dinner in the kitchen/restaurant.

"Damn, this place is the SHIZZLENIT!" Tristan again observed.

A robot following Kaiba's orders popped out of my computer and whacked me in the face for being a cliche-monger. Meanwhile, a duel erupted in the kitchen between Joey and Tristan over who got to say something mean to the cook first.

"I summon my Bad Ass Mutha to destroy your Mr. Twinkletits!" Joey declared.

"Aha, but my trap card Spell Card stops you from attacking and allows me to put ten random cards from your deck into a paper-shredder!"

"Damn, I hate you."

"Hey, guys, let's play Spin the Bottle!" Tea chirped happily.

Long pause.

"...Truth or Dare?"

Another long pause.

"...Beat the Clock?"

Yep, another pause. Finally, a robot hurled a vase at Tea's head and knocked her out.

"Ha ha!" Mokuba laughed. "Now they can't stop me from taking-"

"Hey, I have a real stupid idea!" Tristan announced. "Let's go swimming in Kaiba's pool/the Amazon River."

So they did, and guess what? Nothing happened, because it was nothing but dudes. No, slash lovers, I'm not writing any sex scenes.

Okay, so they were all swimming and floating, until Mokuba came in and crashed the party.

"It's late, go to bed."

"Hey, Mokuba has the right idea!" said Yami. "Let's go to bed, it's getting late."

"But, Yami, it's only five o'clock PM!" whined Joey.

"Believe me, you don't realize just how early you'll be getting up for this trip."

"But, I'm not sleepy!"

"I can help you with that, if you'll come out of the pool."

They came out of the pool, and Mokuba nailed each of them in the head with a vase. So the Yu-Gi-Oh gang laid down for sleepy-kins and you get pissed off at me for ending the chapter without a dumb ass game of Truth or Dare.

TO BE CONTINUED!