Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't belong to me, but maybe someday... no, pretty sure it still won't. Or ever. ...Now I made myself sad. Are you happy now?

Sorry for the gigantic delay, I've been doing some summer shit, but then I got bored, so I guess it's back to doing this! I'M SO EXCITED! Oh, yeah, this and all my other stories will no longer be in script format, because apparently, it's fricking illegal.

So, let's recap: Yugi, Yami, Marik, Pegasus, Bakura, Tea, Tristan, Joey, and the Kaiba brothers were all stuck on an island where they had miraculously managed to not murder each other as of yet. That night, Joey and Bakura were cooking over a campfire, or more accurately, Joey was cooking and Bakura was being treated for second-degree burns, due to being about ten feet away from the fire. His poor, supremely pale skin almost melted right off his bones.

"Well, at least my hilarious apron is still intact." Bakura said cheerfully.

"Yes, we can all be thankful for that." Pegasus sneered quietly, high fiving his husband Marik.

"Wow, Bakura, your skin is still smoking!" Yugi said, astonished. "I don't know how you manage to survive in the summer!"

"I know, it's going to take forever to recover from this."

"How do you survive anyways?" Mokuba asked.

"I'm not sure. Normally, my skin condition isn't this severe. I think it has something to do with this island." Bakura thoughtfully said.

"Yo, Joey, I think you're over-cooking the steak," Tristan said.

"The only thing that got over-cooked around here is Bakura," Joey said, disgruntled, "He was near the fire for like three seconds, and BOOM his skin started smoking."

"Hey, where's your brother?" Yugi asked Mokuba.

"Him and Yami went to go find a place to duel." Mokuba said, unable to mask his complete shame.

"On an island? With SAND?" Tristan shouted. "Don't those guys ever stop thinking about cards for one second?"

"Well, it's not like they have much of anything better to do." Mokuba shrugged. "Anyway, Joey, be sure to save some food for my brother and Yami."

"Come on, guys, food's ready." announced Joey to the hungry crowd.

Everyone rushed over from two feet away to grab some steak. Tea stole some from Marik in order to get his attention like a third grade girl.

"Hey, that was mine, Tea!" growled Marik.

"No, I saw it first." Tea argued.

"Get your own, friendship bitch! You were eying Yami's crotch earlier!"

"Well, I was eying a steak anyway."

"Yeah, sure, a five thousand year old spirit has a penis!" Marik sneered, crossing his arms over his chest so that Tea couldn't gawk at it and slobber. "That's real fucking likely!"

"Well, in that case, can I have yours?"

"EW!"

"Quit fighting, let's be mature about this." said Yugi, attempting to be the morality police.

"Are you kidding, Yugi? This may be the only source of entertainment we get until we're rescued. Let's watch!" Joey said excitedly, while chewing on his meat... oh, crap, I made a dick joke without even realizing it. Oh wait, I did realize it, because I just now pointed it out.

Suddenly, Marik got angry enough at Tea's ridiculous antics to turn into Yami Marik. This also sparked Bakura's ring, causing Bakura to become Yami Bakura.

"HAHAHA! I am the darkness!" Yami Marik screamed to nobody in particular. Meanwhile, Yami Bakura snatched Tea's food away and just went after it like a hungry lion. And everyone had to watch it, since there was no 4Kids around to censor it so children didn't have to get scarred for life by watching someone eat weird.

4Kids, the purveyor of human morality. The defender of justice. The taker of shits. Anyway, on with the story.

"Hey, has anyone seen Mai?" Yami Marik asked, a hint of worry in his growl-y voice.

"No, I think she drowned," Yugi sadly said. "We should make a memorial for her and all the other people that died."

"Are you KIDDING?" Yami Marik shouted excitedly. "Death is the greatest thing ever invented! I'm single again!"

"No, you are not!" said an offended Pegasus. "I'm your wife!"

"Piss off! I don't care how female you look, Pegasus, you are most fucking certainly NOT a female!"

"Hey, Yami Marik, now that you're single again..." Tea suggestively said.

"TO THE WOODS WE GO!" Yami Marik declared, dragging Tea with him.

"What are they doing?" Joey asked Yami Bakura.

Yami Bakura explained it like this, "Well, Yami Marik has a bone to bury, if you know what I mean. And I think you do, because I'm laying it on pretty thick."

"Why are we all talking nice to each other all of a sudden?" a confused Tristan wondered aloud.

"Hey, we're stuck with each other on an island, we'll fight when we're rescued." Yami Bakura responded. "Besides, one of my general rules of living is that free steak rules."

All of a sudden, a sound of frantic rustling was heard nearby. Everyone assumed it was Tea and Yami Marik getting busy, but then footsteps were heard coming closer. Very fast, frantic footsteps.

"Oh, snap," Joey whispered.

Suddenly, Yami leaped out of the forest.

"RUN AWAY!" Yami roared, Kaiba in hot pursuit, a look or sheer hatred in his eyes.

"GO!" Yugi shouted, running with Yami. Everyone saw Kaiba, and they immediately realized he's lost his ever-loving mind. So the running and screaming began.

TO BE CONTINUED!