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Everyone left the Donovan cave, but then on the horizon they saw a SHIT!

I mean, SHIP! Well, they saw a shit too, but they assumed it was from an ocean bear, which is not to be confused with a manatee, also know as the sea cow. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming:

"Holy super cala cow crap! A ship is in the distance! We would probably be wise to run and tell them that we are stranded here!" Yugi shouted, pointing out the ship in the distance while everyone else glared at him.

"Yes, Yugi. We know." Joey told him. "LET'S RUN!"

So Yugi, Yami, Tea, Joey, Yami Marik, Pegasus, Mokuba, and Tristan all ran for the ship, catching up with Yami Bakura and the rabbit-bitten Kaiba, who also saw the ship.

"Oh, shit, we better start running faster!" Tristan screamed.

"Why?" asked Tea. No one answered her. Until Kaiba looked behind them.

"Donovan is chasing us with a SHOTGUN!" Kaiba exclaimed, running even faster.

The gang looked behind them, and indeed, Donovan was dressed up in hunting gear and was following them with a shotgun clenched in his hands.

"In the name of peace and love, I'm going to BLOW YOUR HEADS CLEAN OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Donovan roared with insane laughter as he trailed behind them, now shooting in their general direction. Fortunately, his shooting was on par with marksmen such as Elmer Fudd and Marty McFly using his left hand, so the Yu-Gi-Oh gang had a good chance of getting away from him completely unscathed.

Suddenly, Donovan managed to hit Yami Bakura. Or, more specifically, he hit his own guitar and missed Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura dropped the now ruined guitar and Donovan just stopped and weeped over the loss of his poor guitar. He then proceeded to bury it and hold a funeral. Um, then he started laughing like the Three Stooges and shoving sand down his pants, rubbing it all over his genitals. The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh had stopped to watch the spectacle

"What a strange man." Yami Marik said to the others, not realizing the irony of his statement.

"Let's keep going, we can talk about that crazy guy later!" Yami yelled, running toward the ship. The others followed after him.

"We're almost to the shore! And it looks like the ship saw us! WE'RE GOING TO BE SAFE!" Pegasus screamed girlishly. "I'm going to live to read another issue of Funny Bunny!"

But, alas, they had one more challenge that they had to face before they got to the ship.

"OH GOD, A FREAKIN' BEAR! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AT TWELVE O'CLOCK!" Tea shrieked in her annoying bitch voice. The gang turned right so they wouldn't have to face the bear. The gang made it to the shore, where they met the ship.

"How did you kids end up on this island?" the salty old one eyed peg legged captain asked.

"Our cruise ship crashed." said Mokuba.

"Well, that's all fine and dandy, but we're here to give Donovan his food and supplies." the first mate, who only had half a peg leg and half a missing eye, told them.

"Yes, he needs his food, water, and guitar strings." said the captain.

"Oh, he'll have no need for strings. The dumb bastard shot his own guitar." Yami Bakura chuckled.

"Hmm. I see. Well, first mate, unload the food and water and we'll get him a new guitar the next time we come over here." the captain ordered the first mate, who promptly obeyed. They walked toward the cave, but stopped when they saw Donovan lying completely naked in the sand, playing with himself with sand all over his hands and laughing with tears in his eyes.

"Well, it appears that he has lost his mind again. First mate, take the supplies back into the ship and prepare a place for Donovan. Oh, yeah, and prepare the tranquilizer gun." the captain ordered.

"Hey, we want off of this island too!" Joey whined.

"No! We're already weighed down. We may sink to the bottom of the sea if we let you all on." the captain said.

"Please?"

"NO!"

About thirty seconds later, the captain, who now had two peg legs thanks to Kaiba, was leading the way onto the ship, the excited Yu-Gi-Oh gang following behind him.

"We're going home! I'm the happiest man on earth!" Yugi yelled triumphantly.

"Man? Please! You barely qualify as a boy!" Pegasus mocked. "Now, Yami Bakura! There's a real man!"

"You stay far away from me, Pegasus." Yami Bakura warned.

"As you wish, cutie pie."

"I need to be back rather quickly, captain. I have a corporation to run." Kaiba said.

"You'll be going back on MY timetable." the captain growled.

"What was that?" Kaiba asked threateningly, raising his fist to hit him.

"Uh, I meant, I'll drop you off quickly as possible, Mr. Kaiba, sir!"

The gang got on the ship and walked to the edge, looking at the beautiful sunrise. They all stared out at the sun, knowing that they were, without a doubt, the most fortunate people on the face of the planet at this very moment. They would sure have a story to tell whenever they got back to Japan.

Then the ship sank due to the weight and everyone on board was killed.

TO BE CONTINUED...

...SERIOUSLY, THERE'S GOING TO BE A CLOSING CHAPTER, SO STICK AROUND