"Ok I think that question is one I don't need to be here for the answer… so I'm going to leave." Adara said scooting out of the both.

"I agree with Nara that question is kind of personal I'm out." Zaki agreed leaving also.

Keiji looked even more petrified then Yamato felt. "URgh…ugh… I ….uhhh….I don't want to be here." Keiji murmured leaving Yamato petrified and alone. Having to deal with those big round innocent blue eyes, staring at him in pure curiosity, innocently.

LIE YAMATO LIE! LIE LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! LIEEEEEEEEE his brain yelled at him. "Umm well, you see Kaida…umm….sex…its….uh….well….its complicated….and-and for adults only Kind of like drinking." Yamato said. Kaida nodded intently.

"But what is IT? Like is it something you eat? Or is it something you do? I don't understand." Kaida asked.

"UMM…." Come on think of something Yamato wanted to yelled at himself. AHAh an idea! "Sex is an essay a man and a woman write together."

"So what IS the essay about?" She asked. This was going to be a really long night.

After the three were out their Adara and Zaki started laughing their heads off. Keiji blushed, "That was a horrible question to have Kaida ask sensei, you know how he gets on the subject."

Zaki had to force herself not to stop laughing. "Oh come ON, that is perfect question to ask. It will make us leaving look unsuspicious to Yamato."

"Still…" Keiji couldn't help but look back. He wondered how their sensei was talking about it.

"Now what do we do?" Adara asked after she calmed down.

"We get our distraction for the guards." Zaki said.

"FUCKTARD!!!! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, I WANT TO COME IN!" Zaki said slamming on the back door, Adara noted the door did not have a lock.

"YOU KNOW THE DOOR'S OPEN YOU FRICKEN BITCH! NOW YOU JUST BROKE IT EVEN MORE. COME IN!" Was the response. Adara saw the grey haired girl give a wolfish grin before kicking the door in. As Adara stepped in to what appeared to be a kitchen, she didn't really know what it was. Her nose was assaulted with a foul smell, "URGh, what is that?" The brunette exclaimed clapping her hand over her nose. Keiji was doing the same thing.

"That my friend is the smell of a single man's apartment." Zaki smiled.

"Hey! It doesn't smell that bad!" A man said from the door way. Adara looked over to see a guy who had long blond hair. It was so greasy she didn't even know if he knew what a shower meant. His eyes were very blue and his face had high cheekbones covered in what looked to be a 5:00 shadow. If he would take a shower, he would be absolutely gorgeous.

"Yeah it does fucktard," Zaki said walking over to the guy and giving him a big hug.

"What's yah up to Zakuro?" The guy asked, and then he noticed us too. Adara saw his blue eyes look them up and down, distrust filled them. NO it wasn't distrust was it…disappointment? "Hey what are the kids doing here?" He asked. Kid who he calling a kid? Adara was a full fledged shinobi.

"We are here for help." Zaki told him. This clearly startled the man. "WE need a distraction."

The man was interested in helping them, but what were his criteria? He didn't even look like a shinobi. He didn't even look competent. He couldn't even wash his hair! Keiji thought this as Zaki explained her plan to the complete and other stranger. But the stranger wasn't a complete an udder stranger to Zaki. The stranger showed more affection to Zaki then Keiji felt comfortable with. There was no touching, but it was the way the blue eyed looked at her as she talked. The blue eyes showed too much. He looked week too, scraggly mall nourished. Not somebody you could count on.

"Of course I'll help," Fucktard said, "But could you introduce me to the others at least."

"Oh, that's Adara, and the other is Keiji." Zaki said pointing to who she had said.

" Hey, I'm Maxwell, but you guys can call me max." the Blond haired man said. "I thought the other girl on your team was 8."

"Oh Kaida is keeping our sensei busy."

The little red head still looked puzzled. "So sex is an essay a man and a woman write together if they REALLY like each other, And if the girl makes any grammatical mistakes, like skipping a period then they get a punishment that screams and yells a lot." Kaida summed up what Yamato had told her.

"Yes that's EXACTLY It! Lets talk about something else like, uhhhhh ponies!"

"I still have questions, why is it the GIRLS responsibility to check the grammar? Can't the guy, I don't know put something over his pen to make sure there are no mistakes?"

"UHHHH um, I uh, uhhh."

As they were in position Max started walking toward the Buildings side, whistling and looking only slightly drunk. "I don't think this will be sufficient enough distraction." Adara said to Zaki.

"You would be surprised, this is only half of it, and the other half is him wooing the guards." Zaki.

"What if the guards are guys?" Adara whispered back in her ear.

"No they'll be girls, the people who guard this are Anbu, and the guy who runs the Anbu is surprisingly sexist. He doesn't think women should be going on dangerous missions, so he stations them on guard duty. And we are at a time of piece, they are probably incredibly bored and would jump at the chance to beat up a drunken guy, get their aggression out on somebody. It's a win, win."

"How do you know that?"

"I hang out at The Zoo it's a bar where respectable Anbu like to go so nobody recognizes them and they can get piss drunk. I heard a rant from a Koniochi once a couple years ago." Zaki explained looking at the door. "When I say go, go."

Max knew what to do; he had been distraction for other operations, but none as honorable as this one. He started chuckling to himself; as he unzipped his pants. The things he usually got arrested for were the following, Being drunken in a public place, defacing public property, and Max's personal favorite, loitering. Yes he was the evil Loiterer of Konoha. He let out a big sigh as he let himself wiz on the public building.

"HALT!!" a female voice ordered from behind him.

"SHIT," He said stuffing his thing back in his pants, then turning around. "Wow." There was Three female Anbu behind him. "I must be dead."

The smaller girl on the left gave a little chuckle, "Your not dead, but good prediction, is probably going to come true."

"No I must be dead, because seriously how other way would I be able to see 3 gorgeous angels in front of me," He stated waving his arms around like a drunk fool, that line surprisingly worked more then most people thought. The tall girl on the right giggled. This was going splendidly.

"Excuse me but we are going to have to arrest you for defacing public property." The grounded and middle one said.

"SHIT this is PUBLIC property!" Max thought this was one of his best performances ever. He tried to take an unnoticeable breath, this was going to hurt a lot, and the small girl looked like she had a lot of muscle to her. Leaning toward the small aggressor to try to stop her from writing a ticket; Time to get punched in the face!

"NOW!" Zaki said, as max got punched in the face. The three Gennin slipped into the door.

"How did you know that would be unlocked?" Keiji asked once the three of them were in the building.

"It's the front door, in the middle of the day, on a week day. Locking a door probably slipped their minds." Zaki suggested as they snuck down the hallway.

"Quick someone's coming from the side!" Adara whispered, they ran toward the end of the hallway. "Do you know where they keep their records?"

"No." Zaki replied.

"NO!!? Keiji almost screamed. This was a huge building how were they going to find the record room, what if the door had seals, oh no oh no they were going to be found, then killed!

"Its ok, I figured we just have to blend into the environment, then somebody will tell somebody else where it is. Or we can follow random people." Zaki looked around frantically, people were coming this way. "You guys know how to do a transformation jutsu right? Cause as soon as possible turn into an ant!'" Zaki quickly followed her own advice.

"Remember the signs Keiji, Rabbit, dog, dragon, dog, dog bird?" Adara whispered to the boy showing him each sign. "Don't be afraid, your own weakness is no confidence." Adara then went into an ant.

"So, Dan you doing anything tonight?" asked one of the voices approaching.

"Ok!" Keiji repeated it over in his head and tried it, just before the people turned the corner. A girl and a guy both turned the corner.

"Ewww that is the biggest ant I have ever seen!" She said pointing at Keiji, whose transformation made him look like an ant that was as big as somebody's thumbnail.

"Do you want me to squash it for you?" The guy asked the girl, he took off his shoe and approached Keiji, and if he would get any closer he would break the illusion. His arm was rising as they breathed.

"Oh No I heard that the big ones are the queen, they are probably going to start a new nest somewhere." The girl said. The guy stopped his arm from banging down on Keiji.

"But should we let them build a nest in here? I mean what if they get into the record room and destroy all of them?" The three Gennin were scurrying away as fast as possible, Adara now swore to herself that she would never find the pain of ants funny! The man raised his arm to strike them one more time as the girl hummed and hawed.

"I don't think ants like that eat paper, any way I just got off a mission with an Aburame, and they gave me the bug talk. I still kind of feel guilty for all the ones I killed in the past; apparently they are an extremely important part of out ecosystem." Thank YOU SHINO for being so sensitive Screamed Adara in her head.

"Oh ok, so yeah I was planning on going out to dinner tonight, you wanna come with me?" the gay said walking past the three of them, the women quickly joined him.

"Oh I'd love to Dan!" The three let the two other shinobi walk down the hall and out of sight before popping out.

"That was wayyy to close!" Adara whispered, "We need to get out of here quickly."

"How did those two not know it was a transformation jutsu it was painfully obvious, what if they are going for back up?" Keiji worried.

"Those are what I like to call desk shinobi, since they got out of the academy they didn't show enough promise to be a good field shinobi so they were shoved in a desk job." Zaki explained.

"Fine then, where should we go next?"

"What kind of records did it look like she was holding. Like was it in a file or was it a stack of paper?" Adara asked.

"File why?" Zaki offered.

"Cause if it's a file it's more likely to be filed away, it's a long shot, but it's worth a try, what can we lose from it?"

"Right lets go!" Keiji said, maybe finding out who his father is, isn't as worth it as he thought.

The three followed down the well lighted corridor. Keiji heart was pounding,, he was getting angry. Maybe it would just be easier for him to rip somebody's head off? No No No Keiji stopped in the middle of the hallway to clear his head. He felt Adara's hand on his bicep, he violently shrugged it off.

"Keiji are you ok." Adara asked she had also stopped.

"I'm fine!" he growled at her.

"Why don't we stop a while to clear our heads," Zaki said looking at Keiji knowingly, Adara was flustered what is going on with Keiji, he was acting like such a jerk. Her hand immediately went out trying to make him to look at her; it was stopped abruptly by Zaki's. "Keiji needs time to clear his head." She stared at Adara. Zaki then looked at Keiji who looked away. "Are you ok now Keiji, or do you need more time?"

Keiji was breathing heavily, come on control, deep breaths from the diaphragm, no more thoughts like he was thinking, NO MORE! Finally with one last breath he calmed down, "yes let's go, we don't have time for this." He whispered. How could he lose cool now! How could he have almost hurt Adara, he wasn't ready for this, none of them where! But it was too late to back down now!

As they turned the corner they saw two doors, one to the left, and the other to the right. "This is way to stressful,"

"Relax! We just need to peak through the window and make the best decision, Remember to lie through your caps if we get caught, the cover story is we were playing truth or dare, and we wanted to see if we could go in without getting caught." Zaki reassured.

"B-B-ut Zaki the one on the left doesn't have a window to peak through" Keiji said pointing to the windowless door.

"Then that's the door with the records," Adara finished.

"Keep a look out, I'll try to pick the lock." Zaki said, taking out a tool kit from her pack.

"They will probably be seals on the door too." Adara comments.

"Let's not think about this now! And just hope beyond hope that there is no seals." Keiji says, looking the door up and down one more time for clues. "Heck there is probably no lock on the door."

"How do you know that?" Snapped Adara, what was in Keiji today.

"It's the restroom." He replies pointing at the sign that said restroom.

"Ok never mind then!" Zaki said throwing her hands up in defeat.

An odd deep voice was coming from their left. "I don't like this notion of Sai's."

"Quick in the bathroom!" Zaki whispered as the three Gennin frantically slamming themselves in one stall, Adara kept her shoes seen, Zaki and Keiji crammed themselves on the toilet trying to keep there heads down.

"I think he'll come back to us sir," as a sleazy voice said, he must be entering with the deep voice man, a sound of a cane echoed through the stalls.

"Hmm I don't know this Naruto is said to be able to persuade people, he got Tsunada to be Hokage didn't he?" the deep voice with the cane continued.

"Sir he has no conception of social norms, if he doesn't come running back to us as soon as he tries to buy peanut butter, he will when a girl tries to pounce on him." The deep voice gave a rushed harsh laugh. Keiji slipped into the toilet a bit and gave a little grunt.

"I don't get it," the black haired teenage boy said, it was Sai. He had over heard Kaida's and Yamato attention and decided to join in. Now the teen was sitting right next to Kaida and looking just as innocent and confused. Wasn't this just Yamato's lucky day?! "Can a man and a man write sex together?"

"No you can't silly!" Kaida said, "The guy brings the pen, how can your write an essay together if you have no paper?"

"Then can three people write sex together yamato?" Sai asked.

"Is somebody here?" the sleazy guy asked.

"Uhhh yeah, sorry sir, my friends gave me constipation medication, it's a little rough." Keiji lied, the two girls gave him a smile of approval.

"Oh, don't force it son, it'll hurt more." The gruff voice advised.

"Yes," Keiji slipped again his foot landed in the bowl. "Sir,"

"Your forcing it son, it'll take longer." The voice said again.

"Do you have security clearance to be here?" The sleazy one asked.

The three Gennin looked at each other in horror, "No I don't I'm actually 3 Gennin trying to sneak in to the record room, Of Course I have I.D. I just don't have it with me cause um I needed to get to the bath room hurriedly cause I just couldn't take it any longer." Keiji said.

The two men laughed at his remark, "Yeah I had that happen to me once, it's a little embarrassing." The gruff one said.

Zaki then slipped and flushed the toilet, "Curtsy flush!" Keiji said right after, making the men laugh harder.

"Why aren't they leaving?" Mouthed Adara. The other two shrugged. Then a swooshing sound came from the wall to the left.

"We filed the report for you Danzou-sama," The girl from before said. The three Gennin looked at each other confused. Adara's eyes lit up, she knew that name.

"Yes thank you, you two. And well you two know what you are going to receive from this." Danzou told the two. The four turned to leave; the gruff voice seemed to turn back before the door, "Good luck with your…problem."

"Thank you sir!" Keiji said. And they waited for the four to exit.

Max was in a detention sell, ice over his eye, yes the distraction worked, but now he was he in so much pain. The tall girl walked into the room, she had nice ruddy brown hair, and behind the mask you could see jade green eyes. "Are you feeling ok?" She asked in a small voice. This was his favorite part!

"Yeah," He grunted, "I still hurt like hell though." The girl sauntered up and sat on the desk in front of him.

"Yes, we usually don't give enough….personal attention to those who need it." The Anbu officer said, taking out an ointment and starting to rub some of it on his hand. Max took this opportunity, to grab her hand.

"What is a girl like you doing up beating up poor drunken slobs like me?" He started massaging her, never be submissive.

The girl took a long deep breath, obviously still a fresh wound in her memory, "Reasons, my boss doesn't think I'm qualified for his team."

"That's odd, I know I'm not a shinobi, but you punched like the dickens, I mean I still ache…all over." The messaging was getting heating, he had moved to her arm now. Small touches do the trick, leave that trail of fire. She was all ready beating hard.

"Well I'm sure I can help…cure that. My place at 7:00 tonight." She then reached in her shirt and pulled out her address and number. "Don't be late. If you're lucky, I'll invite some friends."

Max took the number as she left the table, god he loved his job.

"What the hell was that all about?" Zaki asked as they all practically fell out of the stall. Keiji was shaking out his shoe vigorously; it had sat in toilet water for at least five minuets.

"I don't know, but we know where the file room is!" Adara said. Going over to the wall trying to find the switch that opens the door.

"Why would they hide it in a bathroom?" Keiji asked, looking at the top of the ceiling.

"They probably have another place in the building where they put fake records or something." Zaki told them turning on and off the water, seeing if something would trigger the door.

"But why would somebody not want those records to be reported? And what was he going to give them for not telling people? And if that was the head of Anbu like I think it was, why was he so unsecritive even though he knew people where in the bathroom. I mean isn't discretion supposed to be their creed?" Adara voiced all the questions going through every ones head at the moment.

"I found it!" Keiji said pulling on a coat hanger in one of the stalls. A whole appeared in the wall.

"Good job Keiji! Adara, I think its best we don't ask question's we don't want answered." Zaki told her.

"Adara your good at sensing traps right?"

"I was first at the academy but…"

"NO buts you go first!" Ordered the grey haired girl. "Keiji you go next cause you're the best fighter you can take a hit for either of us if you see something coming, I'll go last." Zaki explained. The other two looked at each other and nodded.

Adara began down the hall way, Keiji following and at the very end Zaki. She found the notch to close the door. It took them a while following a dark corridor, Adara noted that all the traps were disarmed, the other two shinobi weren't only not good at sensing jutsu's they were sloppy Forgetting to redo all the traps. They saw a huge stairwell and started down it.

They finally entered a huge cavern hundreds of file cabinets. "It must be underground," Adara reasoned.

"No we are actually above ground its just nobodies noticed the huge cave in the middle of Konoha." Zaki snapped. "How the hell are we going to find the file in here?"

"Well the newer is probably in the back, cause then if somebody did get in here it would take them longer in the back then if they put it up front." Keiji rezoned.

Adara was examining the file closes to them. "FAILED KIDNAP of HYUUGA HINATA." She read aloud.

"Wow that's detailed what would your mother be under, Anbu pregnancies?" Zaki asked.

"Its some place to start."

The three started reading the labels on the cabinets. "Got It I think! Orochimaru, agents…" Keiji's voice faltered reading the label again, No No NO!!! He kept repeating to himself.

Adara was too busy to be paying attention, she had found the file the others had put away, and it had some of the girls red fingernail polish on it. The file was named Jinchurik, Akatsuki , What the hell? What was the Akatsuki and what the hell was a Jinchurik. She opened it just a little, a name automatically popped out at her. Mitsu Lido, wasn't Mitsu, Kaida's first name?

"Come on! Adara we have it let's leave!" Zaki yelled frightening her back to reality, Adara grabbed the file and jammed the door shut.

Danzou walked with the three other shinobi to the end of the hall. He and his assistant had departed ways from the other two easily bribed shinobi. He felt sick that they were even part of HIS Konoha. What ever they will be eliminated in good time. He listened to the two fraternize as they walked away.

"The guy in the bathroom was constipated!" Dan said, the girl laughed with him.

"Yeah and he had really girly feet!" The girl added. Danzou stopped in his tracks. Idiot! Grabbing his assistant by the throat and choking him.

"YOU IMBECILE! Why didn't you catch that?!" Danzou hissed at the worm.

"BUT sir, nobody knows where the real records are kept accept a select few, and and," The man was gasping from breath as Danzou forced the life out of him. "And any competent Anbu from anther village would be able to mask their chakra better, and they wouldn't show their feet." The incompetent lard struggled to say.

"YOU GO CHECK just to make sure!" Danzou ordered releasing him.

"Up the stairs, up the stairs!" Zaki said hurrying the other two. "But be careful I made some traps so they weren't that suspicious."

"Stop," Adara whispered, "I think I just heard something, the door just opened, go back down the stairs, go back down the stairs." The three Gennin rushed down the stairwell.

"WE don't have a way out!" Keiji worried.

"Thank you Hokage obvious." Zaki said. "There has got to be another exit! I mean don't all fire codes say there has to be another exit!"

"The chakra's getting closer!" Adara whispered they all went into the stacks.

"I see a door at the end of the hall way." Keiji said, pointing to a well hidden black door. A clatter from above, a small rustle from the stairs, somebody was coming down. The three rushed to the door and shut it behind them.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The man gave a little curse as he let something rattle; if there was anybody here they would know now. Quickly flying down the stairs, he was going to catch those thieves. The man got down the sitars just in time to see grey hair go flying through one of the exit doors. Oh so they wanted to play cat and mouse, he could play cat they are the mouse. This wasn't even a threat. The mans eyes bulged, there was a file cabinet open and missing something, and he knew exactly the file that was missing. He know with all his speed was pursuing the other Shinobi.

"Go, Go, Go, Go!" Zaki said as they ran into dark damp rooms, no windows.

"Where are we?" Keiji asked, following Zaki as she blindly went to the right.

"I know, it's the safe rooms we used them when the sound village attacked!" Adara said remembering the scary day.

"Safe rooms?!" Zaki said incredulously, "I don't remember anybody bringing me to a safe house, I remember Allie coming to get me and hiding me under the bar were she keeps her liquor!" They entered another room, in the maze, "DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE?"

Keiji forced both the girls head down as a kunai came whizzing passed. "I think somebody's following us!"

"Oh really I couldn't tell!" Zaki seethed between her teeth as they all dodged another kunai. They turned another corner into a set of rooms, "How fucking big is this place?"

"It has to fit all of KONOHA! Go to the left," Adara replied the Kuna's were becoming more frequent. "No your other left; I think I see some sun!" So Zaki turned to the left as instructed, to go to a room that was a dead end.

"A window!" Keiji said, pointing outside.

This wasn't even a challenge for the roots member; he could have easily picked these guys off. But he had decided to stay back, these were decoys he could easily tell, but he wanted to have a little fun before capturing them and torture. It was funny he couldn't even get a trace of the people with the actual one, but these guys were so easy to follow, they had to be a decoy. But he didn't let his guard down; you had to be Anbu level or more to get in the record room. He started chuckling to himself; he got them trapped in a corner.

As he turned a corner to catch them, he was stopped, a shadow binned jutsu. Now that was interesting. The anbu smiled to himself, he didn't need to chase these people any more. He knew the only shadow binned user that would be capable of pulling this off, and with the grey hair he saw before, he knew exactly who his accomplice is. Yes he was going to give a special visit to Hatake Kakashi, and Nara Shikimaru.