My Immortal + the To Write Love on Her Arms playlist = funny stuff, man.
Just go to the original My Immortal and read it while listening to the website's playlist. You will laugh, guaranteed.
Hence forth, my new noble steed! (Let's hope this one is braver than the last, shall we?)
Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape burst into Dumbledore's office; other than my useless and alcohol induced babble, it was the first sounds in the office since we had gotten there.
"What's this I hear about you two?" Professor Snape asked, sounding as though the only reason he was mad was because he had been woken up in the middle of the night.
"You know what?" I asked, giggling, "I think you're a damn good teacher! Keep up the good work!" I didn't go halfway - I even clapped at the end of my statement.
Draco shook his head, "I'm sorry, Professor. I swear - it will never happen again."
Professor McGonagall injected, "do you think you can get away with your completely inappropriate behavior just by apologizing?"
I laughed, pointing at Professor McGonagall and swaying in my seat, "you're just jealous because sex wasn't invented when you went to school!"
Good God... that didn't even make sense to me, and I was the drunk one. I wondered what had made me say it, if I could notice how fucked it sounded even as it came out of my mouth.
"Thank you, Miss Way - you've just bought yourself an extra night of detention - hasn't she, Severus?"
Professor Snape seemed to contemplate this for a moment, and then, "I believe three nights of detention would be suitable. And, given Miss Way's state, I do believe an extra night would be warranted."
In my outrage, I stood up, and gave a great flourishing movement with my hands. "This is against my rights as a human. I demand an appeal!"
"We'll continue this discussion when you're competent enough to string together a coherent sentence, Miss Way." Professor Snape said, "for the time being - Draco, make sure she doesn't do anything we'd all regret."
Draco stood, took hold of my arm, and said, "yes, sir."
"Draco, don't let them get away with this! You're supposed to be on my side!"
Instead of agreeing with me, Draco lead me out of the office as quickly as possible.
"C'mon! Why you with me on this? You were inside of me, for fuck's sake!"
Again, Draco did not answer, and quickened his pace, trying to get me through the hallway as fast as possible.
Goddammit.
This was fun. My brain is still in one piece, even. My noble steed, on the other hand... he stayed with me, yes, but he is now rocking in the corner.
Poor guy.
If any of you are interested in the goings-on of my life, I'm knitting a pig for my friend! This is hopefully what it will look like some day:
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I feel a bit like Hermione, when she was knitting hats for the House Elves... although, I can't make the needles go magically... and I can't make three million thousand a night. *le sigh*
Anyway... I'm tickled with the reaction to this story! I'm pleased to know some people find this readable!
Until next time... watch out for shady cows.