A/N: Ugh, I typed up this WHOLE DAMN THING, and I accidentally ERASED it! So after working tirelessly since yesterday, denying myself food, water, and bathroom breaks, I have rewritten this final profile. I hate my life. Ah well, PhenomsServant, you were close, but what I have in store for you guys is a little more complicated than a simple profile. To Chasingyesterday, your enthusiasm makes me smile. To Hawkfire, ok I get it know. I've gotta compliment you on your creativity. Also, YOU GUESSED IT! How could I do a series of profiles on the kids and not do one on the crazy adults that make their lives miserable? I bring to you readers, a TOTAL DRAMA HEROES TRI-FILE (a triple profile, yeah I'm making words up). These "chapter" will discuss the physical appearances of Chris, Blaineley, and Chef Hatchet as well their abilities and roles within the story. I've already mentioned Chris McClingon, but in this tri-file I'll be introducing the characters of:
Blainedred Milrific, and ...
Grub Hatchet
However, let's get started with everybody's least favorite host... Chris McClingon!
Chris McClingon
Alias: The Host with the Most in the Galaxy
Appearance:
Very short, about the size of his cousin in the Newfoundland episode in World Tour
Black Hair, Green Skin, Two Antennae (like the Namekians from the Dragon Ball Series)
Wears a spacesuit that has same color pattern as the human version's outfit (think about the outfits from The Jetsons)
Abilities:
Teleports when he snaps his fingers (can teleport others by touching them when he teleports)
Flight
Have advanced technology at his disposal
Weaknesses:
Low Ratings
Influences: The Great Gazoo
Blainedred Milrific
Alias: The Biggest Diva this side of the Big Dipper
Appearance:
Blond hair
Same height and skin color as Chris
Similar antennae to Chris
Dress is very similar to her Earth counterpart, except has strips of cloth at top that created a sea anemone-like pattern
Abilities:
Same powers of flight and teleportation like Chris
Also is able to fire lasers from her eyes (more details in A/N below)
Weakness:
Obscurity
Influences:
Also The Great Gazoo (possibly in drag)
Grub Hatchet
Alias: The Drill Instructor from the Darkest Pits of Space
Appearance:
A giant brownish-pink larva with hundred of sharp legs protruding from his sides
Upper torso and arms of a very muscular man
Chest armor and spiked shoulder pads
Military-style helmet
Abilities:
Extremely strong
Agile
Able to spew corrosive acid from his mouth
Able to spin silken thread from his rear end
Weakness:
Can't seem to pupate (form a cocoon) to move onto the next stage of his life
Influences:
Maggots
A/N: Yeah, unlike the actual competitors, this little bonus is not necessary for understanding the story, it just gives you guys a look into the crazy characters that will be making the kids' live a living hell during the trip. It was Chris's idea to use earthling's to for his new project, just because he and Blainedred hail from a species whose main focus is achieving stardom by providing the galaxy with brain-numbing entertainment. The Chris in this story will be a cross between the sadistic TV host we all love to hate with a little of a mad scientist motif going on in the background. Chris was once the one of the most valued entertainers on his planet, which is the equivalent of being royalty in his culture. Of course fame is fleeting, and Chris gradually began to lose appeal. This is where Chris's scientific know-how comes into play as he attempts to regain his career by hosting a program were he abducts and dissects different unintelligent animals for the viewers pleasure (hey, at least he found the experience pleasurable). After he abducted an earth cow and found some human DNA in the form of a loose strand of hair left on the cow by the owner. After a series of routine experiments on the hair, Chris discovered that the hair reacted unexpectedly with an element from his planet called Dramanium. Chris hypothesized that human DNA was unique in the galaxy, and that for each individual, Dramanium could have significant effects that would change the human at a molecular level. Chris has sold this idea to the studio executives of his home planet, in a desperate attempt to reclaim his fame. The studio heads agreed with his plan, but threatened that if Chris's program was not the most popular in the galaxy by the end of the season, he would face the ultimate disgrace of being exiled from his home planet. For Blainedred Milrific (a mish-mash between the words Blainerific and Blaineley's true name, Mildred), she enters the scene half-way through the competition. Also facing obscurity from the home planet, she sees that Chris's competition has gained the attention of the entire galaxy. Never one to miss an opportunity, she blackmails Chris into letting her co-host the game. She is able to blackmail Chris because when they were younger, she stole an organ from under his left armpit, known as the Shamalamadingdong. According to the laws of their people, if a female is given or manages to take a male's Shamalamadingdong, that means they are bound to each other legally, unless the female gives the organ back (or the male is able to steal it away). The fact that Blainedred has Chris's Shamalamadingdong has changed her biology in that she can shoot lasers from her eyes, making it difficult for Chris to steal his organ back. Chris is determined to gain his organ (and dignity) back, and rallies the cast behind him to help, otherwise Blainedred will make their lives even more miserable. Grub Hatchet, is Chris's personal manservant and bodyguard. He also acts as a drill instructor who trains the kids in combat and helps them develop their powers. Hatchet's species are actually very peaceful, but Hatchet is very rare because he was never able to metamorph into the final stage of his species. This has left him extremely bitter. In order to defend himself, as his larval form can be considered a delectable prey, he has developed his physique and fighting instinct to an unparalleled level.
So this profile gives you gives a look into the characters for this story. Some other things I would like to say are that unlike the camp, trailers, or loser class on the plane, Chris is able to entice the kids to compete by lavishing them with luxury. The spaceship will be a lot like a flying version of the playa de losers in season one, providing them will technology that can give them with spa-like treatment and can recreate their favorite foods from Earth. That does not mean though that Chris would make their lives hell during the challenges and work behind to scenes to stir up as much drama as possible. Externally, the ship will resemble a giant, flying metal Chris's head (to match the biggest ego ever).
I hope this bonus gives you a better idea of the setting this story will take place in, and I hope I can get started with this story as soon as I can. For all my viewers, thank you for stopping by, and for all my reviews, you guys have played a big part in shaping this story. READ AND REVIEW AND I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON!