This is ridiculous. Completely and utterly ridiculous...

I have to spend two weeks in the stupid hospital to recover from any injuries I may have. I have no injuries! But, Inuyasha is so overprotective he practically dragged me to the hospital. I pouted and folded my arms over my chest.

"Kagome, stop that," Inuyasha said, "let the doctor take your temperature."

"I don't wanna," I said. He can't make me.

He got up and walked over to the hospital be I was laying in and tried to hold my hand. I yanked it away from him. It was his fault I was in here.

"Don't be like that. Just let the nice doctor take your temperature."

"No."

"Kagome-"

"No."

I could hear the doctor sigh and chuckle. I glared at Inuyasha.

"Stop acting like a child and let him take your temperature. Please?"

"Nuh uh," I said and shook my head. I don't like doctors. All they do is find any reason to sick something in you to make a quick buck…

"Don't worry Kagome-chan. I don't bite," he said and came closer. Before he could get too close, I grabbed my TV remote and lunged. They needed three nurses and another doctor to pull me away…

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I'm so bored.

Inuyasha was downstairs in the lunchroom getting me some food. Do you know how awkward it can be to meet your boyfriend's parents in a hospital bed? I mean, my experience wasn't too bad… they were just glad I was safe.

His mom was so nice and happy to see me! She kept going on and on about me being pretty and what a catch I was. I don't blame her. Izayoi's beautiful, too. Extraordinary even.

Inutaisho, Inuyasha's father, was somewhat intimidating at first, but he's nice too. I now see where Inuyasha gets his smooth ways from. His father was quite the charmer.

"Okay, I got soup and rice. Which are you gonna eat first?" Inuyasha asked when he came back into the room. I looked at the red tray. Where's the junk food? Where's the fries and hamburger I asked for?

"Don't give me that look. No junk food until you're better," he sad. I glared at him. Just then, a knock was sounded.

"Come on," I announced. Slowly, the door opened and a slightly timid Kouga stepped in.

Instantly, Inuyasha started growling. Kouga held up his hands in surrender. He turned to me with pleading eyes.

"Inuyasha, stop. I'm sure he has a good reason for visiting," I said. He'd better…

"I do. I just wanted to check on you, Kagome. To see if you were okay. I heard about what happened," Kouga said.

"Well, you see her. Now leave," Inuyasha growled. I hit him lightly on his arm.

"Thank you, Kouga."

"I also wanted to invite you and Inuyasha to my wedding," Kouga said. Wait, what?

"Huh?" I asked.

"I'm getting married! Isn't it great! Her name's Ayame. You see, the day after our minor altercation, I got some news that my grandmother was sick. I had to leave town to visit her and I ran into Ayame. She's an old friend. We really hit it off. I was hoping you two would come," Kouga finished. I was in shock… Kouga's getting married.

"Sure. We'll come," I said before Inuyasha could refuse. Kouga looked relieved to hear this.

"Great. Here. I thought I should give you something," Kouga said and produced a medium-sized teddy bear from behind him. I took it. There was writing on it's tummy. 'It's a boy!'

"Umm, thanks?" I said. Not even a 'Get Well Soon!' or "Feel Better!'… 'It's a Boy!'

"You're welcome," Kouga said and smiled. He checked his watched and looked shocked at the time. He excused himself and left the room. I stared at my gift. Wow…

"Fucking wolf," Inuyasha mumbled. The doctor came in cautiously.

"Is everything all right in here?" he asked timidly. He was probably scared of me now. Ha! He should be…

"Fine, doctor," Inuyasha said. The doctor looked at my teddy bear and smiled. He looked up at me and the smile stayed. What is he so happy about?

"I see someone already broke the news," he said and pointed to the bear. I'm confused.

"News, Doctor?" Inuyasha asked. He seemed just as confused as I was. Make sense, Doctor-man!

"Oh yes! We were slightly suspicious so we ran a few tests just to be sure. After all, one has to be absolutely positive before telling the new parents about their new bundle of joy!" the doctor announced proudly.

OH SHIT…

Yep folks! If you hadn't guessed it, Kagome's preggers… naughty Inuyasha. Not using protection. What's that saying? "No Glove, No Love"… ha!