A/N: I finally have another idea! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
Disclaimer: I don't own Redwall, or any canon characters, I do however, own the any OCs, Milfoil, Aster, and security.
The theater was a jumble of fighting creatures, who had turned on each other for absoballylutley no reason WHATSOEVER, when all of a sudden, it all stopped, everybeast was in their rightful seat, the Gawtrybe was gone, and the theater was perfectly clean (Even the hole in the stage from the first chapter was gone, as were the paperclips.)
"No!" Cried Wakka "My CLASS! And they never even learned what two plus two is! Boohoohoo!"
Besides that, they only thing that was not quite right in the theater was the fact that Aster was crouched against the wall, obsessively reading "The Two Towers" like she would never stop.
"Uhhhhh…." Said Milfoil.
"Uhhhhh…." Said Wakka.
"Uhhhhh…." Said security.
"Uhhhhh…." Said the audience.
"Yes! YES, YES, YES, YIPPIE!" cried Aster for seemingly no reason (we must assume it has something to do with "The Two Towers"
The authoress yawned and drank some water.
At that moment, The Gawtrybe came pouring back into the studio, because the authoress had destroyed the time and space continuum, allowing her to bring people from wherever she wanted.
Then they disappeared again.
And nobody cared.
Meanwhile, Aster was still hoping around the stage yelling "YES" or "YIPPIE" for reasons as yet unknown and likely never to be known.
The authoress yawned. Then she had a very good, very evil idea…
This story needed a plotline, so why not give it one?
She laughed insanely as she typed the words that would spell doom for all her characters.
With a flash of glorious light, two figures appeared on the stage that struck fear into the hearts of the bravest audience member…
For there on the stage….
Were two Mary-Sues.
A/N: Dundundun… Mary-Sues! What will our heroes do now?
Milfoil: Run for our lives.
Aster: YES, YES, YIPPIIIEEE!!
So, what did you think?