A/N: I'm baaack! Oh, yeah I should probably mention that this will be the last chapter I get up for a while, I've got relatives visiting and then I'm going on vacation, don't worry, I'll try to make the cliffhanger good evil laugh

Disclaimer: I don't own Redwall, or anything else recognizable. I do own Milfoil, Aster, security, any OCs, and, unfortunately, the Sues. Bleck.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried everybeast in the the theater.

"YES, YES, YES, YIPPIIIIIEEEE!"

Need I say who said that?

I thought not.

After the audience was done effectively knocking themselves unconscious from lack of oxygen, Aster was done letting the whole world and beyond know that she was happy, and Milfoil was done trying to kill herself with the microphone, the theater calmed down, or at least got as calm as one could possibly be with Sues in your midst.

Ooookaay… I swear the audience didn't have machine guns when they came in, and Aster couldn't have given them those, she's a little… off balance.

"YES, YES, YES, YIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Yeah.

The Sues, who were extremely annoyed at being ignored, were unfortunately taking advantage of the fact that the authoress had destroyed the time/space continuum, and bringing in more of their Sue-y friends.

That's when everybeast noticed them.



"AUGGGHHH! EVACUATE!!"

There was a collective rush to the door, which immediately became so jam-packed that nobeast could get out.

Darn.

The theater isn't going to survive much longer, everybeast there was trying to bring it down with whatever they could get their paws on.

Needless to say, thanks to the authoress, they won't be getting out anytime soon.

"YES, YES, YES, YIPPIE!!"

Aster has officially cracked.

Wakka, mwanwhile, had found another class. The security peoples coffee beans! Oh, happy day!

"Four plus four is eight."

Silence.

"Four plus four is eight."

More silence.

"Four plus four…"

"Is eight!"

Meet Bob, the amazing talking coffee bean!

"Hi people I'm Bob!"

At that moment, the Sues began to advance…



A/N: Well, bye for now… Seeya around… next month! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!