You love the awesomeness… you know you do! My friend says its better than the original! YAY!
Disclaimer: all the naruto ness ran away to the circus when I went bankrupt, then Kishi found them begging for change…sorry. I should have kept that lotto ticket. (this makes absolutely no SENSE!)
RECAP!
"You're as cute as the surprised kitty…" awwww I love the surprised kitty!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~EFFIN AWESOME SEQUEL OF DOOM! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CHAPTER 2
Sand go BOOM!
"Hey!" Mel screamed, waving a scroll in the air.
"WHAT!" I said, snatching at the scroll, but missing horribly. Instead I grabbed her jacket collar…damn my shortness.
"EPIC FAIL!" instead of getting mad at this, I got REALLY MAD, I yanked down on her collar, making her bend down enough so I could grab the scroll. I unrolled it, reading it out loud.
Lord Kazekage and wife, "Yo,"
We plead you to return to the Sand, the Akatsuki are destroying the village, "Go home, the Akatsuki are trashin' the town." I write this in urgency, and plead you to consider.
"I'm writing this fast, so could you please come,"
The council "The old bags that control everything." I paused, "Okay, where's my chainsaw…." Gaara grabbed my hand, and we evaporated into sand.
TELEPORTING TELEPORTING TELEPORTING SAND GUY….AND GIRL!
I got Gaara a chainsaw for a wedding present. Its black! Mine is red…..and Florance is his name. I revved it from the Kazekage tower, and the entire Akatsuki stopped what they were doing to shake in fear.
"WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO TRASH MY VILLAGE!?!?!?!!" I screamed in anger.
"H-Hello Ko-chan…we didn't know this was you're village…we were looking for the jinchuuriki…"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MAH VILLAGE!!!" Gaara joined me and revved his chainsaw as well.
"OH MY JASHIN! SHE'S CONVERTED HIM!!! RUN!!!!" Hidan screamed, scrambling away from the village in an all out run.
"YOU MESS WITH MAH HUSBAND AND TOBI WONT BE THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT BALLS!" I shouted. The rest ran away screaming in horror. We didn't even do anything and we ridded the village of S-ranked criminals…cool. I feel so important! The entire crowd got up and clapped. "DAMN RIGHT!" Gaara took my arm and whispered,
"Lets go blow things up!" I smirked and followed him. Temari and I are on good terms, she thinks I am good for Gaara, Konkuro on the other hand, says he liked him better when he was less scary. We take them out and blow things up in the middle of the desert. We make a big block of sand, and see who can make the most awesome thing. I've got a bunch of dynamite (Mel's wedding present) and throw it at the block! Its so much fun. So far, mine looks like the grudge. Gaara's looks like….I can't really tell right now, Konkuro's looks like a dying cat, and Temari's looks like a giant fan.(surprising)
"YO KANKLE! HAND ME SOME DYNAMITE!"
"WITH PLEASURE!" he lit it and through it at me. Dodging it, and Gaara protecting me with sand, I through it back.
"NOT LIT! YOU'RE MORE BLONDE THAN I THOUGHT!" I laughed. It blew up and made kankle look like a suit ball.
"Done." Gaara smirked at his work of art. It was a Teddy-bear.(Not that scary one from host club though…) I ran and glomped him.
"AWWWW! That's so CUTE!" I chucked one last piece of dynamite at mine to reveal a fox with a ninja head band. "Done!" Konkuro stood aside to show his, as a dying cat. "Wow, so artistic." I said sarcastically. Temari's was a replica of her and her fan, it was kick-ass! "Okay, who wants to make this eternal art a bang!" I said, throwing them each a 12-pack of dynamite.
A couple blown up limbs later…
"Well, that was fun." I sighed. "And I think the villagers like us a little bit more…"
"Yeah, what did you DO to them? They were literally shaking in their boots!"
"Truthfully, I just annoyed the shit out of them…"
"…It worked…" he said brightly.
"I have fingahs!" I said, wiggling my hands "wooAoo!"
"FINNNNGGGGAAAAHHHSSS!" he said, copying me. We continued to dance until the sun came up…all together, it was a perfect night…
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DID YOU LIKE IT???? ITS MAH FIRST SEQUEL! *Thunderglomp* I lub chu alleLE!!!!!!!!! Review PLEASE! It lets me know you lub me too!
Ko-chan(OR IS IT!?) DAMN YOU NOT TODD! STOP SAYING THAT! *Beats with news paper*