Yeah….sorry about last chapter…it was funny to ME.

Disclaimer: Hey, I don't own naruto! *Smirks at Naruto in cage* -pokes with stick- "HEY DON'T POKE ME" shut up. -beats with stick-

RECAP!

"No."

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CHAPTER 5:

Slave labor and brains.

I decided to go off by my self in order to find the Akatsuki and force them into slave labor…(^_^) it was a good idea at the time. Gaara doesn't know I'm out….so don't tell. If you tell him, you will be dead to me forever. I swear. The reason I'm not telling him, he has a village to look after, and what if they go after him and try to take Shukaku out? He'll be all like OH NO!!! And I would be sad….

"Tooooooobbbiiiii!" I called. If anyone would come, it would be him. "TOBI! HERE! NOW!" I tried Mel's version…..nope. WAIT!!! "TOBI! I HAVE COOOOKKKIIIIEEESSS!" an orange mask popped out of no where. I threw him a cookie. "I'll give you the rest if you show me where everyone else is…" I drew out. He pointed up to the trees. All of a sudden, the entire Akatsuki came tumbling on top of me. "GET YOUR FAT ASSES OFF OF ME!"

"Koneko, we must say this was easier than we thought it would be." Sasori smirked.

"That's cause I haven't started FIGHTING yet!" I said, taking out a couple balls I got…I don't know what's in them. "PIKKACHU I CHOSE YOU!" I threw them into their faces and tried to get up. That plan sucked…Now I'm under a bunch of dead weight. I sighed.

I finally got out from under the fatsos and shackled them…with my awesome shackles of no escape! (Mel made them…being the inventor she is) They drain all but a little chakra that allows you to stand and walk! Woot! Luckily, I knew a jutsu (Gaara taught me) that transported a large amount of people! So yay me! I slapped them in the faces to wake the fuck up and did the Jutsu.

I walked in the gates of the village with the Akatsuki at my back. People stopped what they were doing to stare, I took two fingers and whistled, calling Taco. He fluttered down from who knows where, and landed on my head.

"Okay Taco, I need you to go get Gaara." he nodded and hopped away. I waited……and waited……and waited…….

AND WAITED AND WAITED AND oh wait….the waiting's done….. (eh?)

Gaara finally popped out of no where and hugged me. I stood back.

"LOOK GAARA!" I stated triumphantly. "YAY SLAVE LABOR!"

"KONEKO! You captured the entire Akatsuki by yourself?"

"More or less…." I paused. "OMFUGJ! MORTAL TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!" I did a happy triumph over evil dance. Woo! Gaara hugged me.

"I get to call Mel now and brag, right?" Gaara asked.

"Of coarse!" I handed him my cell phone. He walked away chatting excitedly. Hidan cleared his throat.

"So….what about us, bitch?"

"DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING BITCH YOU COCK SUCKER! Now, you guys might be let go, but without your powah, or you might be jailed foeva! Or you might be my pocky slaves and constantly make pocky. Either way, I win."

"You're obsessed with winning, aren't you." Kissy smirked.

"Yes, yes I am. And it satisfies me to know you LOOOSSSEE!!" I screamed right in their ears. Hur. Hur.

"Uhuh…" Kissy just stared at me.

"At least I don't have an S.T.D!" I screamed.

"…..W-What?"

"You have the blue! And Itachi caught it, and he gave you your lines! Itachi as a plushy has blue from his thighs down…so I figured he caught it from you!" I paused. "And Naruto is your bastard son, who also has the evil lines." I said lovingly.

"What part of this makes sense in your head?" I stared at him.

"……what head?"

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…she doesn't have a head? OMFUGJ! She might not be able to wear a hat! *is saddened…* ;_;

Ko-Chan(OR IS IT!?)