Hey people, this may be a little less hyper, I received bad news and it took a bit to sink in. and it may be short because me and my mother are planning an adventure. ^_^ I get wi-fi! HELL! I might even come through your town!(On horseback…and in the U.S.) so yay! If you're interested in seeing my face give me a P.M. and I'll hook you up with the info.

Disclaimer: Dammit give me a break! I cant think of one right now…

RECAP!

"……what head?"

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CHAPTER 6:

Fig Newton's and bologna

"Hey Koneko….what are we going to do with all these S-ranked criminals?" Kankle actually asked me quite nicely.

"SELL THEM ON EBAY!"

"What is eBay?"

"A PLACE TO SELL THINGS!"

"Obviously…"

"Screw you kankle! I'm going to check on my pocky slaves." I strolled out of where ever we were talking and headed down to the kitchen. They were sitting on their butts, chatting and drinking the wine that is supposed to be for flavor. I sighed.

"Why, may I ask, is there no pocky?"

"Uhhhh…" I revved my chainsaw.

"I will ask again, WHY IS THERE NO POCKY!?" They all pointed at Konan, who's face was littered with chocolate. I thought for a moment.

"you know what? If Pain can kill Konan, I'll let a number of you go." Pain instantly got up and stabbed Konan in the head. "Okay! Now, Hidan, Pain, Itachi, Tobi/Madara/Obito, and Kakuzo can go." I said, taking their powah and freeing them.

"The rest of you, continue making Pocky. NOW!" They scurried to work, and the ones I let free jumped away, out of sight. Woo! A moment passed before Gaara strolled into the kitchen, glancing the way of the Akatsuki.

"My bologna has a first name." he said Matter-of-factly. I smirked.

"You've been talking to Mel, haven't you?"

"Yes, but that still doesn't change the fact that my bologna has a first name, and its O.S.C.A.R!" I see where he is going with this.

"Ah, well, My bologna has a second name, it's M.E.Y.E.R."

"Oh, I love to eat it everyday."

"And if you ask me why I'll say!"

"Oscar Meyer has a way with,"

"B.O.L.O.G.N.A!" we sang the last part in unison. The Akatsuki stared at us.

"BACK TO MAKING POCKY!" I cracked my invisible (NOT imaginary, invisible!) whip. Ah, how I love to have powah.

"FIG NEWTON!" I declared decisively.

"W-what!?"

"WHO WOULD MAKE SOMETHING THAT GROSS?"

"Apparently Isaac Newton."

"I'm gonna call Mel." I flipped open my phone. It rang once….twice….three times….four….five…

"F Is for Friends that call each other! U is for U call me! N is for Nope I didn't get your call, so leave a message at the beep!" Mel sang. Stupid voice mail…

"Hey Mel, when you get this, call me back and tell me the inventor of the fig Newton." I sighed, closing my phone. As soon as it closes, I hear my 'lone ranger' ring tone and answer.

"….I have no idea." Mel concluded.

"Hey, I wanna bring you a wedding present!" I stared at the bottle of wine.

"Kay! See you there."

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I FINISHED!!!!! I am going to miss Mel!!! I'm MOVING! …on horseback but STILL! *sobs* we have so many fun stuff to do before I go! You know, this is actually based off stuff me and her actually did. *sobs more* hopefully in Miami Florida people will be as hyper as her and me. *all out sobs* and if you see me and my mom going through your town…horseback, don't be a stranger, come up and say hi! My mom doesn't believe I have many readers….

Ko-Chan! (OR IS IT!?)