Hey peoplez! I am sick at the moment….*coughs* but I found these Really good cough drops…they're creamy and strawberry…y. I got a bird for Christmas, I originally named him Theo, but he turned out to always be angry, with his crown up all the time, so I renamed him Goku! Cause he wants his hair spiked! ^_^ *Coughs more…* ONWARD!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own naruto, he stole my manga money so I threw him out. T-T Naruto is evil.
RECAP!
"Kay! See you there."
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CHAPTER 7:
Lee and Wine
You can already tell this isn't going to be good….just because of the title….I rung the doorbell, and when I say 'rung the doorbell.' I mean punted a very loud cat. Im not a cat person. Mel thumped to the door, swinging it open.
"KONEKO!!!!" Mel screamed.
"MEL!" I screamed back.
"GAARA!!!" (her)
"MEL!" (Gaara) "KONEKO!!!" (Lee) "LEE!" (me)
"GAARA!!!"(Lee)
"MEL!!!" (Lee….)
"LEE!" (Gaara…..?)
Five hours later….
"Hey Mel, I got you a lil' something something." I whispered, handing her the wine bottle.
"you know Lee cant drink!" she hissed. I grinned evilly.
"I know, but I was wondering, if fighting's the only thing he's good at when he's drunk….that and getting hit by logs…" she chuckled.
"Well, I'm going to lock this away and NEVER open it again." It suddenly came to me…"Adventure?"
"Adventure?"
"Yes, adventure."
"What about adventure?"
"You wanna go on one?"
"YES!"
"GAARA!!!" I called into the living room, where Gaara was visiting with Lee. He peaked his head into the door.
"Me and Mel are going on an adventure! We'll be back!" I threw on my travel cloak.
ADVENTURE!!!! (come on and lets go on an ADVENTUUUURRRE!) pun unintended…
Here we are, in the wide variety of GRASS! Nothing but GRASS! And insects, but mostly GRASS! I sighed, tune after tune popping into my head. One that Magumi-sama wrote (or stole..)
"Oh sister of woe/I have stories to tell!" Mel chimed in.
"Of diamond-red valleys/and green rolling dell!" we sang together.
"But the ones, as I travel/ I travel and roam!/ the ones I like best are the stories from home!"
"EHHHH! I wanna go back!"
"So do I, Mel, so do I…" SO WE DID!
Home!
"You were gone 5 minutes…" Gaara gave us a disappointed look.
"Well, I missed you…"
"I blame love." Mel said matter-of-factly. (I love using that!)
"H-ey, guiyzzzz" Lee slurred. Mel looked at me.
"Lee, what did you drink?" Mel asked, fearing the answer.
"O-oh, jusssst some grape juiccccce in the…the….that place where it was…DON'T GET COCKY WITH ME -hick- pffft! Cocky…. It wassssnt very good grape juice, it tasted liiike med--sine……"
"LEE! BARF! NOW!" Mel pointed to inside a bucket, which she keeps clenched between her BUTTOCKS!!!
"N-No! I don…don't wanna…-hick!- I love you Sakura….but I wont do thhhhaat!"
"What'd you say!? What'd you call me!?"
"H-huh?"
"YOU BETTER MOTHER FUCKIN' RUN!" Mel screamed, Pulling out her chainsaw. Lee, being awesome, dodged everything and upchucking on Gaara. Gaara stared at him, and growled.
"Lee, I suggest you run, quickly." Gaara threatened, chasing after the now sober man with his sand.
"Goosfraba." I chuckled lightly, standing back and watching Lee being chased by Gaara who is being chased by Mel with a mallet. I sighed contently.
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HEY! You know what! We partied! WOO! Only without all the drunkness and stuff. Just LOTS of pizza. Oh and guess what! NO FLAMES YET! I iz happy. Now, just cause I said that, don't go all flamin me up in my hiz-house. *Giggles* im not good at doing stuff… By the way, thanks reviewers! Mostly Scatter Inner Sakura, Me and Gaara, .life345, Gaara-Rulezzz, HidanxRai4ever, InsanityForApples, Meco45, girlthatlovesthedoomsong, Kurashikku Sero,
Akatsuki-Lover007, The Jackle, Piper, Riia luvs anime, and my most awesome beta EVER in the history of beta…ship! Fredfredburger Nacho rules YES!
Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!?)