HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAARA!!! Yay! I am doing an entire birthday chapter!!!

Disclaimer: If I owned naruto, it would be Gaara's birthday, EVERYDAY! Of coarse, then he'd be really old. Be happy I don't own naruto.

RECAP!

"Goosfraba." I chuckled lightly, standing back and watching Lee being chased by Gaara who is being chased by Mel with a mallet. I sighed contently.

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CHAPTER 8:

GAARA'S BIRTHDAY!

I had Gaara in my sight, quietly sneaking up on him. I curled up, ready to pounce.

"RAWR!" I screamed, jumping onto his back. He stared at me. "GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!?" he looked at me quizzically.

"Wacky tie day?" he said seriously. (from uncle Yo)

"NO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" I shouted, presenting a gift in front of his face.

"Er…What's this?" He said, pointing to the awesomely wrapped gift.

"Your gift! You're supposed to unwrap it!" he took it hesitantly, slowly pulling the red bow. He stared in shock.

"Do you like it?"

"W-what is it?"

"It's a locket! It has pictures of all of us in it!" I said, flipping it open and reveling an eight slide picture show.

"…Does it explode?"

"……..Yes." I said shyly. "But only when you press this button." I said, showing him the little indenture made.

"Everything you give me explodes." he sighed happily.

"I know…" I said, giving him a hug. "Now come on out into the kitchen, your party's waiting!"

"P-party?"

"Yes, party! Come on! Mel and I made a special cake!" I dragged him out, the lights went dim, and Mel's voice boomed.

"NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OF THE SAND VILLAGE! PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY! LORD KAZEKAGE GAARA!!!!" the entire village roared.

"See! I do good birthdays!" His mouth hung open, I grabbed his arm and led him to the cake which was a large sculpture of Deidara. I slid the big red button to blow the candle out on the very top of his head, roughly 500ft larger than we were standing. The gifts were behind a glass, protecting them from the last surprise. "Press it," I whispered. "and make a wish." He did as told.

-BOOM!-

The big red button made the cake explode onto everyone, screams and wails were loud and clear.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR ANYTHING NICE!" Mel's voice boomed again.

"Time to open your presents!" everyone got Gaara something, nothing deadly, but fireworks and other stuff we could have fun with. I laughed as I dragged a reluctant Gaara onto the dance floor.

"You either dance with me, or you get to dance with Lee." I said, pointing to the green jumpsuit making obviously fake flirtation advancements, blowing heart kisses and making dramatically sexy poses.

"BACK OFF GAARA! HE'S MINE!" Mel's voice reminded him painfully, making everyone start to giggle. He took my hand and Mel put on a fast song.

"Oh! MEL! PUT ON THE RITZ!" I screamed, she put it on Auto and came to dance with me. We randomly got jackets, canes and two top hats. The lights flickered on.

"If your blue and you don't know," we did a weave, dancing in sync.

"Where to go to why don't you go," opposite direction weave.

"Where fashion sits?" pose and twirl.

"Puttin' on the Ritz!" We grape-vined quickly. This may be close to the actual dance, but its not perfect. We finished the rest of the song wheezing, not used to action.

"WHEW! I didn't know that song was so LONG until I did it in front of the crowd.

"Hey Mel, who's soldier-boy's best friend?" her grin widened.

"YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!" We said in unison.

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WOOOOOOOO! You know you love me. I worked hard to finish this, cuz I had serious writers block, therefore tish not as random, but delightfully fluffy like whip-cream on PIE! Which makes my story as good as pie. Therefore, I rock. DO NOT DEFY MY LOGIC!

Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!?)