HEY PEOPLE! ^_^ guess what! Becky(AKA MEL) is going to TOKYO! She is a foreign exchange student and she is going to buy me SOCKS! LIKE SHE PROMISED! *Sends evil glare at Becky* GER! *Sigh* Onward…
Disclaimer: If I own Naruto then it is in the same dimension where I love sports and hate anime. Why I would own something I hate…I have no idea.
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CHAPTER 10:
preggers and green
"I WANT JALAPENOS!" I chucked a dish at Kankle's head.
"What the heck are jalapenos!"
"THEY'RE A FOOD THAT'S SPICY AND GROSS BUT I HAVE A SUDDEN CRAVING FOR THEM SO GO!" I screamed, chucking another dish. He scurried out the door to escape my sudden mood swing. Tears welled up in my eyes. "Why does the floor hate me so much! All I wanted to do was walk on it! I'M SO SORRY FLOOR! I HAVE WRONGED YOU SO!" I stared at the floor sobbing, wishing I hadn't been so mean to it. "I WANNA BAKE MUFFINS!" I said happily, eye sparkles and all.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*LEAF VILLAGE~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MEL'S POV (yes its new.)
I was down on my way to the wedding planner's. that's right! ME AND LEE ARE GETTING MARRIED! YAY! His training has proven him well. All of the sudden, a ninja flicker arrived in front of me.
"GAH! IM SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!" I screamed at Kankuro, who just looked down at me.
"Koneko is pregnant. I need HELP! What the hell are Jalapenos?"
"She hates Jalapenos, why is she asking….SHE'S PREGNANT! AND DIDN'T TELL ME! WHY!"
"She can't leave the village or she will be electrocuted to death and captured by the Akatsuki." He said solemnly.
"Will you help me pick out my wedding dress?" I asked honestly.
"…..yes." He nodded, and once again we were off to the wedding planner's.
At the wedding planner's!
"How's this one?" I asked, stepping out from behind a curtain to show off my baby blue dress.
"No." I sighed.
"You don't agree to white, blue or yellow…" I ranted, changing into another one.
"No."
"I DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT ON YET!"
"I know." He threw me a dark green dress. "Put that one on." I did so and looked in the mirror. It was fluffy and beautiful.
"Kankuro, are you homosexual?" Only gay men can choose this pretty of a dress…
"No."
"Oh…Well, I'll show you where to get the Jalapenos now."
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KONEKO'S POV
"You're too late. I want strawberries and something crunchy!"
"J-jalapenos are crunchy sometimes!"
"True." I said, walking away with my jar of really spicy jalapenos. AHHHHHHHH! THEY BURN SO MUCH! WHY DID I TRY THIS!
"I HATE JALAPENOS!" I sobbed. This is going to be a long preggernency. "All I want from you is that you didn't taste bad and spicy!" I screamed at the jalapenos.
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Okay, so here I am gradually moving my way to Miami, slowly but surely…Rather boring actually…I MISS SAND! *Sigh* All well, sorry it took so long, but do you honestly expect a speedy update from me? I think NOT! I honestly can NOT eat anything spicy, thus inspiring this chapter…plus making Kankle gay is fun!
Ko-Chan! (OR IS IT!)