I didn't start this until an hour ago…wow…procrastinating much? ONWARD!
Disclaimer: If I own Naruto then it is in the same dimension where I love sports and hate anime. Why I would own something I hate…I have no idea.
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CHAPTER 11:
Plan?
"Okay, so…how are we going to get this off?" I said, staring at the ankle bracelet of doom…and zappiness.
"Um…" Mel started…then suddenly took out a giant mallet out of nowhere and went all 'kill de zombiehz' on my foot.
"GAAAAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" I tried to scurry away from her, but she held me down.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!"
"I MEANT YOU!" I screamed. She stopped hitting me to look up.
"Well then, do you have a plan B?"
"We had a plan! THAT WAS YOUR PLAN!" I got up and shook her by her shoulders. "THE FUCK!"
"I don't see you coming up with anything better!"
"Well….at least I have fingers!"
"Dammit….."
"What if we use Florance?" I asked, gesturing to the red chainsaw.
"It would most likely cut off your foot." She said, looking down.
"Well, what if we just cut off my foot? Wouldn't that work? Sure I'd be footless but at least I'd have it off. Plus, maybe you could make me a bionic foot like on Full Metal Alchemist!" She grinned.
"I am pretty awesome at making stuff…."
"Okey dokey, we better get a medic nin to make sure I don't bleed to death."
FOOT!
"What if we cut off her foot, slip the ankle bracelet of doom and zappiness off and then heal her foot back on her leg really fast?" Gaara suggested. Sakura looked up at him.
"You know, that might just work, but her influence on you is scary…" She put her hand to her chin in thought.
"Aw…I wanted a bionic leg…" I sighed, crossing my arms. "Because egg brain crystal elderly taco bell." I grunted. Mel stared at me before placing a comforting hand on my shoulder and looking in my eyes.
"It's pizza north reindeer fort giant frog. Next flip monster cat tornado, promise verb belch Viagra." She smiled.
"That was the nicest thing I've ever heard you say Mel!" I said, squeezing her in a hug. "You promise?"
"I promise." She said, placing her hand across her chest.
"You better hold up to that. Now let's get this foot off!" I screamed, closing my eyes.
"We have to give her a drug to make her unconscious, if she moves when the leg is being cut or put back on, it could make her cripple or bleed to death." Sakura explained. Suddenly, a sharp pain hit my shoulder.
"That wasn't nice to do when I wasn-" my head hit the table hard, and I fell into a deep sleep, only knowing the buzzing of a medical saw in action.
AWAKE!
"WHAT!" I screamed, wiggling both feet. "Aw…I was hoping something would go wrong…" I whined.
"Nope, sorry deary." Mel smiled. "Pinky is just too talented." Sakura growled.
"I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a complement…"
"I'd take it as a compliment, then you wouldn't have to deal with a flying angry raccoon in your face. Just saying." Gaara smiled.
"Hm. Can it possibly be worse than a turkey?"
"Paco has teeth…"
"…I feel an absence of attention here, and this cannot be. I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE!" I shouted, my hands cupped to make the noise louder. "…Go on."
"…." Sakura stared at me.
"Attention achieved. Abrakadabra." I waved my hand and a blast of smoke filled my place on the table. I was headin' to the kitchen for noms.
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…Yeah, I kinda disappeared for a while…I just haven't been hyper enough to write this story… Hm, I give props to everyone who has reviewed and stuck with my story. I'm sorry I'm not a devoted fanfic author. Meh, I've been plotting world domination, takes up the schedule. Review if you feel like it.
Your lord and master,
Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!)