EFFIN AWESOME SEQUEL OF DOOM!

by Sabaku No Ko-chan

Two years have passed since Koneko has thrown the entire Akatsuki into the portal to fix it, she and Mel have found love, but will the Akatsuki leave her alone? WARNING! Xtremely random! P.S. You dont really have to read the first one to get it...

12. Baby

I am now in Michigan. Sorry for the inconvenience. Oops, my bad.

Disclaimer: I own Naruto on the rare day of opposites, in which everyone wears their faces backwards, hell freezes over and it rains ice-cream.

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CHAPTER 12: Rocky Roadkill

"Look at this fluffy thing Mel got me! LOOK AT IT!" I screamed, forcing the fluffy backpack of doom and furriness in Gaara's face.

"What is it?"

"A backpack! A very flat, dead-looking backpack!" I smiled.

"No, I meant what type of animal is it?"

"A woof!"

"You mean a wolf?"

"Yes, Gaara. A woof, and I need a new name for him! Why are you so technical today!"

"Besides the fact that today is the day I died?"

"B-but you never died…Shukaku hasn't been taken out of you!"

"…Today I'm supposed to die."

"AW! I will defeat the baddies and save you from the girly-man!"

"…I need a hug." He squeaked, grabbing onto me tightly.

"There is your hug. Now why besides the fact that today is the day you're supposed to die?"

"…Kankuro stole my ice-cream…" He sniffed.

"Dammit Kankle!" I screamed. "Uh-oh! Pissed-off-and-pregnant coming through!" Kankuro shouted.

"Damn right! Give Gaara back his ice-cream!" I shouted, running after Kankle.

"ALRIGHT!" He shouted as a gut-wrenching sound erupted from his throat. He burped right in my face.

"…."

"…."

"…Ew." I glared at him.

"Tch. You're the one that asked for it back." He shrugged.

"Not in vapor form." I stared at him crossly. "I've got an idea! I'll name him Rocky Roadkill!" I said, holding up the flattened wolf backpack, completely forgetting my earlier anger.

"Mood swing much?" Kankle muttered.

"Yes, yes. Pregnancy is a bitch and I'll try to be nicer. GAH!" I cried, grabbing my stomach. "Dude! My fucking water just broke!" I looked frantically to Gaara. He nodded, lifting me up and carrying me off.

LABOR!

"GET THIS FUCKING BABY OUT OF ME!" I wailed, grabbing onto Gaara's hand. If he hadn't had his sand-shield, his hand would have most likely broken.

"Alright, push!" Sakura yelled.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN DOING!" I squealed, pushing as hard as possible. Suddenly, there was a silence, before a baby's crying erupted.

"It's a girl." Sakura smiled.

"We already-Gah!" I cried as another little bugger popped out of me.

"Twins!"

"Girl or boy?"

"Boy."

"Shit…Alright, the first one's Teleri and the second is…Satoshi." Gaara said weakly.

"I like that name…reminds me of an owl." I said tiredly.

"Mhm."

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Ugh…. Kind of glad that chapter's over…Think next will be last.

Chaotically yours,

Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!)