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A/N: Hi everyone! This is my fifth fanfic and I hope you would all like it! :D

Rei stirred as she awoke from her slumber. She was still rubbing her eyes as she went to the bathroom to brush her teeth. And as she faced the mirror…

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

Minako was woken up by someone shouting. She felt that the voice was familiar but it wasn't Rei's so she hurriedly went to the bathroom. And as she faced the other girl, the only thing she could say was,

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

Both girls looked at each other and they became pale.

Rei didn't see herself at the mirror, she saw Minako's image in it.

The scream was familiar to Minako because it was her voice and when she looked at her clothes, she was wearing the miko's shrine uniform. And she saw herself standing in the bathroom.

"WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME HAPPENED?" they both shouted as they looked at one another.

'Oh Kami, this cannot be happening. I'm meeting my dad a day after tomorrow! What if I don't get my body back?'

'No! No! No! My parents would be visiting me from England in a couple of days. Shit! What the hell happened?'

Both girls started to panic. Minako, now in Rei's body, began to cry. Rei, now in Minako's body, tried to console the girl.

"Don't cry Mina. We'll think of a way to solve this. Hush now my princess…" consoled Minako.

"…"

"We should ask Ami. Maybe she could think of a solution on our... ummm… predicament," Minako continued as she hugged Rei.

"O-Okay…" whimpered Rei.

Minako then called Ami but didn't give out the details. She just said that it was a matter of life and death for her and Rei. Within half an hour, Ami, Makoto, Usagi, Haruka and Michiru was there.

What the five saw as they got to the top of the shrine steps baffled them.

Minako was sweeping the grounds wearing Rei's shrine clothes and she looked like she was contemplating something and Rei was sitting at the shrine's floor, legs stretched out at the steps as she looked at her lollipop. Rei was wearing a short skirt, a white shirt and chucks.

Rei saw the five first and ran towards them. Minako saw this and put the broom aside and started walking towards the group also.

"Minna! Thank Kami you all came!" exclaimed Rei as she hugged Usagi.

"Thank you for coming," Minako then bowed to the group.

Their jaws dropped and you could hear the wind and saw a roll of hay pass for a few seconds.

"Who the hell are you two and what have you done to my friends?" Usagi stepped back and pointed at the two as she shouted.

"Is this some kind of trick? Because it's way too early to be funny." Haruka was serious. Her hands were on her hips and one of her eyebrows arched up.

"Is this some kind of joke?" Makoto face palmed herself.

"Are you two okay?" Ami checked the temperature of the two by feeling both their foreheads.

"Seriously?" was all Michiru could say.

"Just follow us and we'll tell you what happened. Trust us first please." Minako said in a serious tone.

"Oh please! Please!" Rei whimpered and gave a pout as she hugged Usagi's arm.

"Wai… Wha… Huh?" Usagi was perplexed at how Rei was acting. Hino Rei does not pout nor whimper. NEVER. "O – okay…" Usagi was then dragged by Rei inside the shrine.

The other four saw a nerve popped out of Minako's forehead but tried to fight the urge to shout at the retreating forms behind her. She then gestured towards the shrine and the others followed.

After Rei told everything to group, she narrated in a very animated way, as Minako was just sitting there sipping tea, everything was silent again.

"Prove it," was all Makoto could say.

The brunette earned a death glare from Minako and Rei pouted again.

Makoto clutched her stomach and began to laugh. "So it is true after all!"

Everyone was now laughing as Rei and Minako sweatdropped.

"The death glare doesn't suit you very well Mina!" Haruka exclaimed.

"Hino Rei pouts?" Usagi yelled.

"IF YOU GUYS DO NOT WANT TO HELP THEN PLEASE LEAVE THE SHRINE. WE ARE NOT TAKING THIS LIGHTLY." Minako said in a very serious and commanding voice.

Rei was nearly in tears as she held Minako's sleeve.

"Sorry." Both of the blondes reply.

"I don't see any negative energy from you two. It's not a youma. I am afraid I can't help," Ami sighed.

"Are you serious? No! No!" Rei cried. Minako hugged her.

"This is serious minna. I have to meet my dad a day after tomorrow. I can't go as Minako!"

"My parents are coming in a couple of days! I can't go to them like this!

"Then let Minako go as Rei and vice versa," was Michiru's said. "You two live as normal as you can in the body you're in as we figure out the solution," Michiru followed through with the advice.

"That is the best option," Makoto agreed.

"We will help you with everything. The preparations and what not," added Ami.

"Maybe Rei, I mean Minako, now I'm confused…" Usagi said as she was distracted on what to call whom who.

"What she means is, maybe Rei could teach Minako here to act like Rei when she is front of her father. And Minako would do the same. Understand?" Haruka explained.

"Trust each other." Michiru said as she interlaced her fingers on Haruka's.

Rei looked at Minako and the latter nodded.

"I trust you, Mina." Minako said to Rei.

"I trust you too, Rei." Answered the miko.

"Then it's all set. Mako would you please cook something? We will be here until tomorrow," Michiru told the brunette.

"Yes Ma'am!" Makoto saluted and stood up trying to find a piece of paper and pen to write some menu.

"I'll look it up on the internet," Ami said as she pulled her laptop from her bag.

"We will help where ever we can help!" exclaimed Usagi and Haruka.

Minako and Rei sweatdropped.

'This is going to be a long day. Well at least they're helping us.' They both thought.

After hours of searching for a solution, Ami slumped on her chair and put her face down on the table.

"I can't find anything… that makes sense," she muttered.

Minako heard what Ami said and approached her. The blonde then patted the shoulder of the blue haired girl and said, "It's okay Ami. At least you tried to help us. Don't worry, we will find the solution for this." Minako then smiled.

"I should be the one saying that to you, Mina… I mean Rei," Ami answered.

"Why are you so calm about this?" asked Makoto.

"I am freaking out," Minako said flatly.

"You don't look like you're freaking out," said Haruka as she ate some chips while resting on Michiru's lap.

Minako sighed, looked at the napping Rei and said, "Because if I let Minako see that I'm freaking out, she'll get scared. I don't want Mina to get scared." She then proceeded to the blonde and pulled her head to rest on Minako's lap.

"Have you told her… You know…" Michiru inquired.

"Nah. It's not time yet. Besides, I believe there is a reason why we switched bodies of a sudden," Minako was gently stroking Rei's hair. The raven haired girl then turned to her side, facing Minako's stomach and hugged it. Minako blushed.

"Aaawww… That's so sweet," gushed Usagi.

Rei then stirred and woke up. She then sat up and rubbed her eyes.

"What's sweet?" the blonde inquired.

"The wa… Ooomphf…" Usagi was cut off as Minako put her on a choke hold.

"Ca… Can't… Breathe…" Usagi mouthed on Minako's mouth. Minako then released Usagi from the hold.

"The chips… they're too sweet. Right, Haruka?" Minako then gave a death glare on Haruka. Unfortunately, it didn't work.

"No. Its cheese flavored chips. Why would they be sweet?" answered the short haired blonde as she put another chip on her mouth and began to chew.

Usagi and Makoto chuckled.

'Rei in Minako's body is not scary at all. No more death glares for a while," the other five people happily thought.

'I'll get you Haruka! Just wait! When I get my body back…"

Rei then tilted her head to side and gave them quizical looks. And as if she remembered something important, she approached Michiru and whispered something. Rei then blushed and hugged Michiru.

"*cough* I think we might have another problem," Michiru said while holding a fist near her mouth.

"What is it?" Minako inquired.

"Minako wants to take a bath."

"So? What's the problem with that?" Minako answered annoyingly as she looked at Michiru.

Haruka snickered, sat up took Rei's hands and made her sit in front of her.

"This is the problem," Haruka then gestured to the miko as if she was car showcase on Wheel of Fortune.

'Oh Shit! I forgot! She's in my body… She's in? What! Stop thinking about that! She'll… She'll be touching my body…' Minako's eye's went wide and her face turned a few shades of red.

Rei then approached the blonde and hugged her. She too was blushing.

'Then… If I take a bath… Then I'll be able to see hers as well?' Minako then began to tremble and Rei felt this. Rei looked at her and said, "Rei-rei… your nose is… bleeding…"

Makoto, Usagi and Haruka couldn't take it and laughed at Minako. Ami blushed while Michiru was snickering.

Minako suddenly stood up, her nose still bleeding and for the first time that day, she showed that she was indeed freaked out.

"What the hell are we supposed to do? I can't take a bath in Minako's body? I can't… touch… her… BODY! That… That would… be ind… indecent!" Minako's hands were all over the place and her face was red, really red. The thought of bathing while in Minako's body was too much, her nose bled more.

"Oh my! I didn't think a miko could be so… hentai!" Haruka teased. Michiru punched Haruka's head and gave her a death glare.

"Sorry," said Haruka as she felt her head for a bump.

Rei stood up and wiped the blood from Minako's face. Rei then whispered, "It's okay Rei. If you don't want me too…"

"No… No… It's okay… It's just… Ugh… Forget it," Minako then stooped low and sweat dropped.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Besides, I don't want us to stink while meeting our respective parents," Minako then gave a weary smile.

"Don't worry Rei-rei… I want do anything indecent on your sexy body… yet," whispered Rei in between Minako's neck and ears. She then winked at the blonde and began to skip towards the bathroom.

Minako's eye twitched and her nose bled again.