Title-A Race Against Time
Rating-PG For mild language, fighting, and some romantic stuff
Disclaimer-Naruto does not belong to me
Summary-Kaido (OC) used to be best friends with Uchiha Itachi when they were younger. But one day her suddenly moves away with her father without saying goodbye to Itachi. Twelve years later the Uchiha finds her looking for him. But where has she been for the past twelve years and what is she really hiding?
AN-Yes. Another story with an OC of mine. If you don't like it... TOO BAD! ^.^ Anywho... before you read you should probably know that Hidan is not a swearing machine and Tobi is not Madara but just sweet innocent Tobi. Also I know some things aren't true or whatever but I've altered it to fit with my story. So hope you like it and please R&R!
^/-\^ A Race Against Time ^/-\^
Breakfast with the Akatsuki
Kaido awoke to find that Itachi had already left. A small lamp had been placed at the door so she could easily walk to it. When she entered the hall the smell of something burning wafted down towards her. She walked to the source to find the whole Akatsuki in their small kitchen attempting to cook breakfast.
She watched as everything was in complete chaos. "The egg shells are supposed to be cooked with the eggs, right?" Kisame asked as he looked at the pan in his hands unsure if scrambled eggs were supposed to look like that.
"Are you sure you put two cups of oil on the pan to cook bacon?" Deidara shouted while dodging splatters of scorching oil that flew everywhere.
Hidan coughed, tons of flour filling the air. "I can't see a damn thing! Why is it so cloudy?"
Tobi laughed as he poured tons of flour and sugar into his pancake mix. "This is going to be so yummy!" he sang happily trying to stir it all together in a rather small bowl. Everything overflowed out of the bowl and onto the floor. Even Pein was helping out by trying to make oatmeal that was coming out extremely gooey and clumpy.
Kaido couldn't help herself and broke out laughing causing everyone to look her way. "What in the world are you guys doing?"
"Kaido!" Zetsu exclaimed popping up from the ground. "You're awake? I thought Kakazu was suppose to make sure you were still sleeping."
Out of nowhere Kakazu ran into the kitchen. "Sorry. Fell asleep." Hidan smacked him on the back of the head.
Kaido just stood there. "What are guys doing?"
Tobi ran up to her and bounced up and down. "We're making you a surprise breakfast! Are you surprised?"
"Very. Though I'm not sure I want to eat any of this." Kaido looked around. "Why don't I make breakfast and you guys can pick out a movie to watch?" At first everyone wanted to finish what they were making. But the longer they stared at their concoctions the more they realized that they looked disgusting. So they soon all agreed and filed out of the kitchen.
Deidara pouted. "Man! We're horrible cooks!"
"I betcha I know what can cheer everyone up!" Kisame announced. They gathered around the living room. "I know something all of you don't!"
"What? That Sasori makes out with his puppets? We already know that," Deidara sighed plopping himself down on the couch.
"That was one time!" Sasori shouted standing up with his finger pointed at Deidara.
Kisame shook his head. "No, no, no. This is recent. Last night Itachi got of bed and went over to Kaido's room." The room filled with whistles and 'ohhh's. "Did you, you know, with Kaido?" Kisame questioned him wiggling his eyebrows.
Itachi glared at the blue man who shied away from him. "I told you she's afraid of the dark," he growled. "I went to her room so she would be able to sleep."
"By riding her to sleep," Hidan whispered Kakazu who smirked causing Itachi to get angered even more.
Tobi, who knew nothing of what they were talking about, asked, "You rode her like a horse Itachi?" Everyone burst into a fit of laughter. Tobi looked around. "What? What I'd say?"
Right when Kaido entered the room everybody shut up except for a few snickers here and there. "What's so funny?" she asked suspiciously as she placed plates full of steaming food onto the table.
They all gathered around it. "Wow," Pein said. "You finished quickly."
Kaido winked at him. "Trade secret." Itachi couldn't help but feel jealously wash over him.
Soon they were all feasting on scrumptious breakfast delicacies Kaido had whipped up for them. "So what was so secret that you guys shut your mouths up for when I came in?" Kaido asked as she ate some of the eggs she made.
Kisame smirked. "Nothing. Tobi here just said something funny." He used his fork to point at the masked man.
He looked at everyone still confused. "What did I say? I just asked Itachi if he rode-"
Zetsu immediately clamped his hand over Tobi's orange mask successfully shutting the naïve kid's mouth. "If Itachi wrote a letter he said he would be writing," he lied causing Tobi to shake his head. He tried to say something but it all came out unclear with Zetsu's hand smashing his face as his grip on his mask tightened.
"What are you guys doing?" a girl voice asked. A girl with blue hair and amber eyes and a piercing on her lower lip walked in.
"Konan! You haven't met Kaido, have you?" Hidan asked.
"No I haven't," she said. She walked over to her and held out her hand. "Konan. Nice to meet you Kaido."
She shook her hand with a kind smile on her face. "You too."
"She's Pein's whore," Hidan muttered before he realized what he had said.
Konan glared at him before he was swarmed by thousands of sheets of paper that gave him tons of paper cuts. He yelped as his body was covered with little cuts, which burned like hell. "That's what you get," Konan smirked.
Kisame, just for the heck of it, poured some salt onto one of his cuts. The Jashinist yelped in agony as his cuts began to burn even more. The shark-like man simply giggled.
I know I didn't update yesterday. I was really tired at the end of the day. We got new furniture and I had went to bed at 2 a.m. on Saturday and then woke up early on Sunday for church. So I was exhausted and then I had school today. Ugh! But I'm uploading two chapters today so hopefully that will make up for my slacking-off-ness. Hope you guys like it!
eMiKo-ChAn ^/-\^ (/.0)
