The One with the Big Mouth

Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Inspiration from Friends.

This update is for DanniGirrl0001.

"Okay, so that's four butterbeers," Rosemerta said as she placed the drinks down on the table, "Three whiskies, and a pumpkin juice."

"Pumpkin juice," I snorted, as Rosemerta placed the drink in front of Hayley.

We were all seated together at Three Broomsticks. It was James' "date" with Lily. I sat beside Remus and Hayley, and James sat on the other side of Hayley. Opposite James was Peter, and much to James' disappointment next to Peter sat Lily. Opposite Remus sat Mary and opposite me sat Anne. I smiled at her grimly, before turning back to Hayley.

Hayley looked at James and murmured something to him. James gave me a death stare, "Stop touching her!"

"You know the girl who had sex with Slughorn?" Sirius exclaimed loudly, "Hayley Potter!" Everyone went quiet. It was probably the first time in history, the three broomsticks had silence. Hayley blushed a deep red.

"What?" James hissed at me, he had his arm protectively wrapped around Hayley's shoulder. I shrugged.

"So James," Anne asked, "You want to be a Auror?" I rolled my eyes at the question, everyone in school and probably outside the school knew that he wanted to be an Auror.

"Yeah," James said nodding, even though Anne had asked the question James was looking at Lily, "Ever since I was little."

"Sweet," Lily said awkwardly, "I only wanted to be a healer ever since fifth year."

"Being a healer, such a fulfilling job," James sighed.

For some reason Lily giggled, "Same with being an auror."

"Yeah, yeah," I snapped, "We get it, you both save lives…" James gave me another death stare.

"Sirius," Remus nudged. James returned to his conversation with Lily. Hayley looked up to me and gave me a death stare matching James'.

"Forget it Sirius!" she said loudly, all of a sudden, " I don't care how much you want it I'm not having sex with you in the store room!"

"Sirius!" Remus snapped, before James could get there, "What is the matter with you?"

I grinned at Hayley, I turned around and kissed a bald man on the head. I wasn't quite sure who he was until he, peered over into our booth.

"Hayley!" I exclaimed, in mock shock, "I'm sorry, Professor Slughorn, she must really like you." He grunted something and sat back down. Hayley face grew a deeper red, she reached for her pumpkin juice as everyone went back to their conversations she poured it onto my pants.

"Sirius!" she exclaimed, "That's vile!"

"What?" James asked her, "Padfoot, what did you do?"

"Apparently," I hissed at Hayley, who was having a hard time keeping a straight face, "I peed pumpkin juice!" I pushed Remus out of the booth so I could stand up and show James. James took out his wand and my pants became dry instantly.

I sat back down, and turned to face James, "Hayley sold our quidditch secrets to Monk for a quick shag in the transfiguration room."

"Sirius!" everyone cried out, except for James who cried out, "Hayley!"

"Sirius, you're such an arse," she snapped at me, she pushed past me out of the booth, "I'll see you at dinner," she told James.

"You started it!" I called after her, as she left.

"What is wrong with you?" Remus growled at me.

Nobody's POV~~

"So you and Sirius still not talking?" James asked Hayley from across the table, "I wonder where he keeps disappearing off to…"

James was in an extremely chipper mood. Chipper. His hanging out with Lily and gone flawlessly after Hayley had left. They just talked and he had made her laugh a couple of times. Even though James was a bit disappointed about there being no kiss, he got over it when Lily had accepted another invitation to hang out, however, it was just them two. So he was extremely chipper.

"Probably making out with someone," Peter shrugged. Peter had a habit of disappearing too these days, but James was sure it wasn't for some girl.

Maybe a guy? James didn't mind so much with Peter's disappearances because he always managed to show when they were making trouble. Sirius seemed more aloof; coming in for classes and some meals. He hadn't slept in the dorm since Monday, and it was now Thursday.

"During meal times?" Remus asked, and he shook his head answering his own questions, "Something's up with him."

"I'll track him down on the map," James said, not looking up from his essay, "It doesn't seem like him to be spending so much time with a girl."

"Would you stop talking about Sirius?" Hayley snapped, "There are more important people in the world - wait no – more interesting people to talk about! Jeez!" She got up from her seat, stuffed her books into her bag and stormed off.

"Wow," Peter exclaimed, "Padfoot must have said one rude joke."

James shrugged, "I'm done, you wanna go track down Padfoot?"

Remus and Peter nodded. They packed up their books and walked out of the library. They walked in the dorm to already find Sirius there. He was rummaging through his belongings.

"Where were you for lunch?" James asked as he walked into the room. He dumped his bag on his bed and turned to face Sirius.

"I was with some girl," Sirius shrugged, he continued to rummage through his trunk.

"And here I thought you were going to be difficult," Remus shrugged, "Are you going to Hogsmead tonight?"

"I can't," Sirius replied stiffly.

"You and Hayley really need to get over whatever you're fighting about," Remus snapped.

"Me and Hayley aren't fighting and she's the one avoiding me!" Sirius snapped back, "...I can't find my stupid potions book!"

"It's on your bedside table," James said, "You could have just summoned it... are you alright?"

"What's with the questions?" Sirius asked.

"What's with the secrets?" James snapped.

"What's with the stupidity?" Sirius retorted.

"Yours? I dunno, you tell me," James said rasing his voice.

"Sirius, what's going on?" Remus asked calmly, "We're just concerned, that's all.

Sirius groaned, he threw his books against the wall before flopping down on his bed, "How many girls do you have to sleep with, to get over some one?" Sirius asked bluntly.

"Hmmm, I really don't know mate, depends how much you like this 'some one'," Remus said, he picked Sirius' potions book and placed it beside Sirius.

"A lot, I think I'm in love with her and I don't know why!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Well, when Lily refused to go out with me, I was desperate to get over her, but no matter how many girls I slept with, I couldn't get over her," James shrugged, he took a seat on Remus' bed, next to Sirius'.

"Great," Sirius groaned, he got back and started to clean up his mess, "She's a really good friend and I don't know if I should make a move or not…"

"Who is this girl that's got you all hung up?" Remus said curiously.

"No one," Sirius grunted.

"The girl you're in love with is a no one?" James smirked.

"Yes," Sirius said bluntly, "I have to go finish my essay, I'll see you at dinner." He grabbed his bag from the floor, shoved his potions textbook in and walked out.

James made sure Sirius' footsteps faded before he started talking again, "I can't believe he's in love!"

"He's not in love! He said he likes someone… he likes a friend…" Remus said, more to himself than to James.

"He likes Anne!" James squealed, "We have to set them up!"

"No! James! How do you know he likes her?" Remus snapped.

"It's so obvious!" James said, "We have to tell her!"

"No! Don't you dare! This is Sirius' business," Remus said.

"Yeah, you're right," James lied.

It was well known amongst the Marauders that James couldn't keep a secret. He had to meddle in other people's businesses and make a fool of himself. And this situation ended in the same way.

Hayley's POV

I don't know what brought it on. But I had decided, I was going to tell Sirius how I had felt. I didn't care what consequences were, but being vile to him wasn't doing me any good. I packed my things in the library and headed out. I saw Kate walking not o far ahead of me. I didn't bother to call out to her, we hadn't spoken properly in ages, something was just different about us this year. But I didn't care, I was going to tell Sirius I loved him.

Nobody's POV

"Really? He likes me?" Anne squealed, "So what should I do?"

"Just flirt with him, he'll get the message – look there he comes!" James grinned.

James, Remus, Lily and Hayley all were sitting around the fireplace putting last minute touches on their essay. James, however, got a little distracted.

"Just go for itoo!" James urged Anne. She giggled at James; he gave her the thumbs up. She walked to Sirius.

"Hey," Anne whispered. Remus and Lily turned to watch. Remus threw James a death stare, which James chose to ignore.

"Hey," Sirius grinned, "What's up?"

"It's okay, I know," Anne said, she brought her hand up to his cheek and stroked it.

"Know what?" Sirius asked a little dumbfound.

"Don't worry, I KNOW!" Anne giggled.

"Let me know as well!" Sirius snapped, edging away from her.

"I know that you love me!" Anne smiled, fluttering her eyelashes, "I have feelings for you too."

Sirius glared at James, who shrugged, "You told her I had feelings for her!"

"So you do?" James yelped, jumping up.

"NO!" Sirius yelled.

"What?" croaked Anne, she turned to face James.

"I thought he was talking about you!" James cried.

Anne huffed, and walked closer to James, "How would you like it if I told you that somebody liked you when they really didn't?" she asked, jabbing her finger into her chest.

"Like who?" James said, trying to be casual.

"Err… Slughorn!" Anne spat.

"Honestly? I wouldn't care," James grinned.

Anne looked a bit shocked, "Really? Slughorn's a hunk!"

James looked like he was about to puke, "Anyway, Sirius if it's not Anne then who is it?"

"Kate!" Sirius exclaimed just as Kate climbed through the portrait hole, "I'm in love with Kate."

And just behind Kate, Hayley climbed through the portrait hole, she glanced at Sirius, "What?" she croaked.

A/N: Another chapter

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