Chapter Ten

The One with the Inappropriateness

She opened and closed her mouth a few times, about to say something. I pressed her harder against the wall until I could feel her hipbones grind into mine. I felt her breath hitch as I gave her a light kiss on the nape of her neck. She wrapped her arms around my neck, hopped up on her toes and lightly brushed her lips against mine. And as quickly as she had kissed me, she pushed me away. She quickly pulled on my shirt, patted her hair and walked out of the closet.

"Wait, somebody could be out-" I whispered after her, but she was in too much of a hurry.

"Oh my god!" I heard a sudden girlish shriek, one that I had heard so many times. I looked up to see where it came from. It was Lily, with James by her side.

"WHAT IN MERLIN'S SPOTTED TROUSER'S ARE YOU DOING!" James roared in surprise, his face going red, as we emerged, half naked, from the broom closet.

And to think this could have all been avoided if James and Lily hadn't gone to out leaving Hayley and me alone, if Hayley hadn't suggested going to Hogsmeade and if I hadn't been so perverted. Wait no, if Remus' girlfriend had smaller boobs.

Ten Hours Ago:

It was the beginning of October. Hayley and me had been going out for two weeks now and all was well. We snuck out after dinner; usually we went to Hogsmeade and just walked around or hung out at the Three Broomsticks. We talked. She was surprised; she had expected that all I would want to do was get into her pants. Best of all, James or anybody else was suspicious. Although Hayley, was still panic ridden.

It was the perfect Sunday morning. I was stretched out on my bed with Hayley beside me. I had my arm wrapped around her and she rested on my bare chest. She played lazily with my fingers with one hand and the other hand she had rested on my leg. I read my Playwitch magazine, I occasionally checking back to the marauders map to see if James was back from his outing with Lily or if Remus had come out of the library. Hayley shifted around beside me, she glanced at my magazine and scowled.

"They're not really like that you know?" she muttered, dropping my hand and looking up at me.

I grinned, "You're cute when you're jealous," I said, without taking my eyes off the magazine.

She huffed, "It doesn't hurt to wear a shirt, you know?" She said, her eyes now focused on my stomach.

"Yes, but with my shirt off, I know I've got your full attention," I said still pretending to be focused on my magazine. I wasn't even concentrating on the magazine; I was distracted with the placement of her hands. I was certain she was doing it unconsciously, but one her hands rested on my inner thigh, caressing it gently.

"You know, Sirius, I was thinking…" she trailed off, I looked up from my magazine and stared intently at her, "What?" she said, startled at my attention.

"I'm not going to do it," I said, "I won't."

"Won't do what?" she asked, confused.

"Have sex with you-" I started.

"Why would you think that's what I wanted?" she asked her eyes narrowing at me.

"By the way you're rubbing my leg," I grinned. It took her awhile to comprehend what I was saying.

"Oh!" she yelped, snatching her hand away. She turned a deep shade of red, "I didn-"

"You're also cute when you're embarrassed," I laughed, she looked away from me, "Don't worry, I enjoyed it." I kissed her lightly on the cheek, and watched her grow crimson.

"My feet are cold," she mumbled, "I'm going to go put on some socks-"

"Just wear mine," I suggested, as she stood up.

"No!" Hayley snapped, "I'm not wearing your socks!"

"Why not?" I exclaimed, slightly shocked and offended at her reaction, "They're perfectly fine." I picked up a pair from the floor and threw them at her.

She caught them with ease, "It's gross," she said, her nose scrunching up.

Gross. GROSS. Me – gross? Never.

"You wear my jacket," I said sitting up.

She sighed, "Okay fine," She frowned as he pulled on my socks. It came up to her knees, she let them go and they slipped down to her ankles.

"They're too big," she grinned, pulling them off.

"No, you're too tiny," I laughed.

"No, they're just too big," She snapped, she opened my trunk to put in the socks she had just neatly folded, "Sirius, you trunk is a mess!"

"No, your's is just too clean," I grinned, as she tried to neaten it up.

"Oh, this reminds me, I need to go to Hogsmeade to buy some clothes," Hayley said, finally closing my trunk, "I'll see you at dinner?"

"No, I'll go with you!" I said jumping up and pulling on a shirt from the floor.

"Oh, you don't have to," Hayley said quickly, gesturing me to sit back down, "That shirt is way to small for you."

I looked down at the shirt, it barely reached my belly button, "Oh, it must be Pete's, smells like it," I took it off and threw it down on the floor and picked up the dark blue one next to it, "I want to come, it'll be fun."

Hayley's POV

"You look beautiful," Sirius exclaimed as I came out of the change rooms.

"It's not to short?" I asked, trying to pull the dress down a bit. It was a black tube dress, I had picked out.

"I like it short," Sirius grinned, he winked at me. I scowled at him, and went back into the change room; I heard Sirius let out a sigh.

"I told you not to come," I called out from inside the change room; I pulled on a red halter neck dress.

"I wanted to," I heard him mumbled; I came out of the change room and twirled around for him.

"What do you think?" I asked.

"Does it matter?" he huffed.

"Of course," I replied, smiling.

Something sparked in his eyes, he grinned, "MERLIN'S BEARD!" he exclaimed, "YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL! STUNNING! AMAZING! DAZZLING! BUY IT! BUY IT NOW! LET'S TAKE IT TO THE REGISTER! C'MON! NOW! NOW! NOW!" I tried to give him a death glare, forcing myself not to smile. I went back into the change room and quickly got changed.

"Sorry," Sirius apologized as I came out, I handed the dresses to the sales assistant, "You're not buying any?" He asked, I could sense a slight irritation in this voice.

I shook my head, smiling slightly at the scowl on his face.

"Where to now?" I asked him.

"Lunch please," Sirius said in a sing song voice, grinning widely (probably at the thought of food).

"Okay, okay – but no maple syrup," I said, turning to give him the Mcgonagall-look.

"Deal," he smirked, pulling me into the closest restaurant, "My treat."

The restaurant was very grand, probably the best one in Hogsmeade, "Oh Sirius, you don't have to, I'm fine eating at the Three Broomsticks." I stood outside the restaurant as he held the door open for me.

"This is our first "real" date – not including the hanging out at the broomsticks for drinks," he smiled, air quoting himself.

"Sirius – " I began, I could feel a Sirius-rant coming if I didn't step inside, "I'm paying." I said as I stepped into the restaurant.

"That's what you think," Sirius muttered under his breath. Sometimes he reminded me of a child.

"Sirius-" I began.

"What?" he said edgily.

"Thanks," I said, forcing a smile. Letting him win all the arguments wasn't going to be fun. He handed me over a menu, grinning, "What?"

"Thanks," he said simply. My smile grew wider. I watched intently, as he flipped through the menu his handsome face smiling or frowning at the available foods.

He looked up at me, before I had chance to look away, "What?" I smiled at him, as it occurred to me the past few minutes all we had said to each other was 'what' and 'thanks'.

Sirius clicked his fingers and a waiter with quick-quotes quill in hand came running out from the back door.

"Hi, my name is Sandra, I'll be your waiter for today, what can I help you with?"she asked politely.

"Oh yes… er…" Sirius thought, "I would like the chicken mignon, but is it possible to swap the side of steamed vegetables for… the ten pound lobster?"

I covered my chuckle with a violent cough.

The waiter thought for a while before nodding.

"And is it possible to get some maple syrup with that?" Sirius asked politely ignoring the her look of confusion.

I didn't wait for the waiter to reply, "I'll have to same as him, but just the steamed vegetables for me and no maple syrup – actually he was kidding about the maple syrup, so none on his either." I smiled politely at the waiter and watched her walk away.

"Maple syrup adds taste," Sirius snapped.

"Yes, you're right it adds taste to your pancakes not your ten-pound lobster," I snapped playfully back at him.

He ignored me, and then added randomly, "I really think you should have bought the dresses."

I shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I don't have any pocket money left for this month anyway!"

"Why didn't you ask me?" he cried out.

"You're my boyfriend Sirius, not my bank," I said grinning. He gave me a glare, he obviously didn't find this conversation funny.

"I have money you know?" he snapped suddenly. And it wasn't in a playful manner either.

"I know," I shrugged.

"So is there a reason why you didn't ask me for money?" he said his voice growing.

"Because!" I sighed, "Sirius, I know you have enough money to have a daily shower with but I don't want you to buy me things hoping that'll you'll impress me, because believe it or not, I love you – and I'm already impressed."

He looked back down at his menu and threw it aside. He gave out a grunt indicating he had heard me and then slumped down on his chair.

"Oh, now I've upset you-"

"I'm not upset," he pouted, "Is that Remus?" he said squinting at something behind me.

I turned around to see what he was looking, "Oh my god! He's coming in here – Sirius!" I turned back around to see a stunned expression on his face.

"That's Allison Tony! She's like one of the hottest girls-" he stopped suddenly, reading the unamused expression on my face, "Well- well we can just pretend we're just out for lunch – like as friends."

"Is that so you can check out his girlfriend?" I smirked at him.

He gave out an awkward laugh, "I love- y-you." I scowled at him.

"Hey Remus," Sirius said getting out of his seat, "What are you doing here?"

Remus and Allison walked over to us. Allison was the same height as Remus and her blonde hair flowed past her denim miniskirt. I followed Sirius's eye line over to Allison's low cut top.

"I just brought Allison out to eat," Remus said, he's eyes went wide as he saw me, "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, Hayley wanted to come shopping – so I came with her… as friends," he said, stressing the last bit.

"Oh god," I muttered, just loud enough for Sirius to hear, "Jeez Sirius, don't make it obvious," I added sarcastically, under my breath.

"Does James know?" he said, "He's going to freak out if he can't find her on the map."

"Don't worry, Sirius was just going to take me back," I snapped, standing up. I just reached her shoulders

"I was? But Alli-" he stopped suddenly, "Yeah, okay." I waved goodbye to Remus and walked out of the restaurant with Sirius at my heels.

"Hayley," he called after me, "Wait up - We didn't even stay for the lobster!" Sirius cried out.

"I didn't think you wanted to stay for the lobster, more like Allison," I snapped.

"Are you jealous?" Sirius laughed, wrapping his arm around my waist.

"I- You- I- I – you!" I snarled, hitting him on the chest.

"Yes, me," Sirius laughed.

"You couldn't stop staring at her breasts!"

"They were big!"

"Sirius!"

"Jealous?"

"Inappropriate!"

"I'm sorry," Sirius shrugged, "I promise from now on I won't look at anyone's breasts but yours, forgive me?"

"No," I snapped, "You're not understanding the problem-"

"I understand, really I do," Sirius sighed, "I shouldn't have checked her out while I'm with you –"

"While you were with me? So it's okay to check her out while you're not with me?"

"With you meaning – like when I have you – not have – while we're going out – no wait-" Sirius said, tripping over his own words, "I'm sorry, it was totally inappropriate for me and an absolute disrespect to you, forgive me please?"

"No," I snapped, "Not 'til you've had a little taste of your own medicine."

Sirius P.O.V.

"Maybe we should just staying in the shrieking-"

"No I think we should go down to Hogsmeade," James said, I nodded along with him.

"Yeah, that sounds cool," Peter muttered.

"What if there are people there?" Remus snapped at us.

"We'll handle it," James shrugged, "I have to go patrol with Lily, I really think Hogsmeade would be fun." James grinned and walked off.

"We'll handle it?" Remus snapped again, "No way in hell I'm going to Hogsmeade-"

"What's wrong with Hogsmeade Remus?" Hayley said as she entered the dorm. My mouth dropped as I saw her. She was wearing the shortest pair of shorts that clung to her legs – they were like underwear - no wait - they were underwear and a white shirt. She had tied the just above her belly button and left all the buttons undone revealing her black bra.

"What are you doing?" I grinned, as she took seat next to Remus on his bed.

She ignored me, "What's wrong with Hogsmeade?" she repeated.

"Oh nothing," Remus said, going red at Hayley's attire and his. He got up quickly and walked over to his trunk.

"Oh, you don't have to put on a shirt cause I'm here," she giggled, "You look better this way -jeez Remus, I didn't know you worked out."

Remus gave a girlish giggle crossed with a frightened shriek.

"Okay, that's enough," I said standing between them, "Remus - stop staring at her."

"It's okay, I'm going to down into the common room anyway, bye Remus," she waved, as she exited the room.

"You can't go down there like that!" I called after her, "You wait here," I muttered to Remus. I went after Hayley. I quickly raced down the stairs and found her lying on the couch with at least five boys surrounding her.

"What are you doing?" I snapped at her. I pulled her up by the arm and into the Gryffindor Broom Closest.

"Jealous?"

"That's not funny, I was checking her out not flaunting naked- it's totally inappropriate!"

"So you learnt your lesson?" She asked me gleefully.

"Yes!" I snapped, "You - never do that again!"

"I think I made one of the sixth years out there go hard-"

"Hayley!"

"I'm just saying," She laughed, "Don't worry, I'm not going shag him," I nodded, "Now, take off your shirt."

"What?" I snapped, pushing her hands away as she attempted to unbutton my shirt.

"I'm not going to go back out like this," she said, gesturing at her attire.

"Oh, I thought you wanted to-" I said grinning.

"Yeah, yeah, I know what you thought," Hayley smiled.

"I still need your shirt," Hayley smiled. I leaned back on the bare stonewall as she unbuttoned my shirt. I smiled to myself as I saw her cheeks turn crimson. Hayley ran her fingers along my chest and down to my stomach, stopping just above my pants. I felt her hold her breath as I slowly took off my shirt and handed it to her.

"We should go," Hayley whispered.

"I gave you my shirt, you have to give me something," I grinned; I rested my hands on her waist and pushed her back against the opposite wall.

"You want my shirt?" she suggested playfully.

"Nope," I said, shaking my head. The knot in her shirt untied itself gracefully, revealing her bra.

She opened and closed her mouth, about to say something a few times. I pressed her harder against the wall until I could feel her hipbones grind into mine. I felt her breath hitch as I gave her a light kiss on the nape of her neck. She wrapped her arms around my neck, hopped up on her toes and lightly brushed her lips against mine. And as quickly as she had kissed me, she pushed me away. She quickly pulled on my shirt, patted her hair and walked out of the closet

"Wait, somebody could be out-" I whispered after her, but she was in too much of a hurry.

"Oh my god!" I heard a sudden girlish shriek, one that I had heard so many times. I looked up to see where it came from. It was Lily, with James by her side.

"WHAT IN MERLIN'S SPOTTED TROUSER'S ARE YOU DOING!" James roared in surprise, he's face going red, as we emerged, half naked, from the broom closet.

"Oh crap."