I'm not hyper right now! SWEET! OK...maybe I had a few dozen cookies but-

(jumps out window for no apparent reason)

TTNG: New Team

Chapter 5: You Tell 'Em! No You Tell 'Em

"I'm so gonna die." Crow said. Sunfire was thinking the same thing. Her dad was very protective. OK! OK! He was completely over protective. Sunfire tried to calm him down.

"He wont kill you." she said.

"Come on Sun! If his head exploding doesn't kill me, a Birdarang will!" he cried. LB looked from one to the other like a tennis match.

"Back on topic, that's not the only thing to be concerned about. Did we also forget that Slade's in town? How are gonna tell them that?!" LB asked. They'd had three more run-ins with Slade in the past month. And a few bank robbers. But they were pretty pathetic.

"Well, I don't think my dad will freak over that. Mom on the other hand..." Sunny thought out loud. She, Crow, and LB shuddered. Starfire was a nightmare when she was worried. She starts cooking.

"What time are they coming?" Crow asked.

"Noon." Ladybug replied. Crow looked at the clock. 10:00.

"I've got exactly two hours to live." he said. LB rolled her eyes. He was such a drama queen sometimes.

"If you guys need me, I'll be in the Evidence Room." Sunfire said in another world. Crow followed her. They knew he would try to calm her down. Even before they got together, he always tried to take her mind off of Slade.

"Aren't they sweet?" Arachne sighed. Her romantic attitude was really starting to get annoying.

"I'm just glad they're together. They were driving me insane." LB replied.

"Who was driving you insane?" a voice behind them asked. Ladybug turned around.

"Daddy!" she cried. She hugged Cyborg.

"Hey baby girl." he said. Percy and Hex looked at each other, then doubled over laughing.

"Baby girl?" Hex said between laughs. LB scowled.

"You two both realize that I creamed you both at wrestling, I have access to unstable chemicals, AND I know the key codes into your rooms right?" she threatened. Oh man did that shut them up!

"That showed 'em LB!" Arachne declared giving her a high five. Starfire looked around.

"Where is Sunfire." she asked.

"Evidence Room." they all said.

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree eh Robin?" Beast Boy said.

"You have no idea." Hex muttered. Just then, Crow and Sunny came in. And they were holding hands. They let go as soon as they saw who was there.

"Mom! Dad! We weren't expecting you until noon!" Sunfire said hugging her parents. Crow did the same.

"We weren't going to leave until 10:00, but Raven freaked out." Beast Boy said.

"I did not!" Raven muttered.

"So why were you in the Evidence Room Sunfire?" Robin asked. Titans Seattle looked at each other, then got into a huddle. They whispered for a few seconds, then they separated. But it wasn't over yet.

"Rock, paper, scissors." they said in perfect unison. Everyone got paper, except Sunfire. She got rock.

"You guys planned that!" she cried.

"Planned what?" Percy asked smiling.

"Why I aught to-" she muttered getting ready to punch him out. She didn't, because Crow and Ladybug knew what was coming and grabbed her arms.

"That really wasn't smart Percy." Arachne said. They let Sunfire go, and then motioned for her to tell them. She glared at them. Then she became instantly nervous when she saw the Titans with their eyebrows raised.

"Um...well, a certain villain who we haven't seen in three years, and who we thought was dead (again), has shown up here in Seattle." she said in a shaky tone. No one asked who it was.

"But," everyone turned to Arachne. "They have to tell you four something." Sunfire's eyes grew wide. She whispered in Crow's ear, and he put a black force field around them. No one knew what was going on except the other kids. LB pulled Cyborg aside, and they all left the room. Sunfire whispered something in Crows ear, and he put a black force field around them.

"We can NOT tell them the way we planned." Sunny said.

"Why not?" Crow asked being careful to keep up the force field up.

"Because I don't think blurting out 'We're dating!' and flying out the window will decrease the chances of my dad's head exploding." she snapped. Crow was about to speak, when his eyes narrowed.

"My dad's listening in." he muttered. Sunfire's eyes widened. Crow made a small opening in the force field, and he made a black aura surround Beast Boy. He then dragged him in, and closed the opening.

"If you still lived with us you'd be so grounded. But enough about that. What took you guys so long?! You DO know that Robin's head will explode when he finds out right?" BB asked. Crow shook his head. Somtimes he wondered if he was more mature than his father.

"Yes we are perfectly aware of that! Why do you think we're under here?" Sunfire cried. BB thought about this for a moment.

"I wasn't entirley sure." he answered truthfully. Crow got an evil grin.

"You tell them." he said.

"Tell who what?" BB was confused. Sunfire understood.

"Tell everyone out there about us!" she said.

"NO!" he cried. Crow pulled out the fifty dollar bill that Sunfire gave him.

"I've got cash." he said.

"You're bribing your own father to say something that you're to scared to say yourself?" BB asked.

"Pretty much yeah." Crow answered. Beast Boy smiled.

"I've taught you well." he said proudly.

"So you'll do it?" Sunfire asked.

"Sure why not? I'll just turn into a cockroach. They can survive nuclear explosions." BB grinned. Then he was pushed out of the force field. The three people in the room looked at him with suspicious expressions.

"Robin owes me five bucks." BB said.

"What?" Robin asked honestly confused (or maybe he was just in denile).

"Remember that bet we made three years ago?" he asked. Raven obviously remembered it because she surrounded herself in a black aura to protect herself. Starfire sqealed with delite.

"Oh. My. God." Robin said remembering. BB turned into a cockroach, and Starfire dove behind the couch.

"Kill Crow, and I'll send you to another demension." Raven muttered. Robin didn't respond.

"Yo Robin." BB said snapping his fingers in front of his face. Then he fainted.

"Well that went well." Sunfire said as Crow deminished the force field.

(from hospital bed)

I've got to stop jumping out windows. But anyways, REVIEW OR MY MEDICAL BILLS WILL SKYROCKET!

Have a nice day!