sup...another sugar crash. I'mgonna tell you something. NEVER WATCH THE RING! It was the scariest thing I've ever seen (shudders). Seven days. In other news, my birthday's on September 6th. (puts on party hat).
ON WITH THE STORY!!
TTNG: New Team
Chapter 14: LB's YouTube Channel
"Hex, are you crying?" Percy asked taking a step away from him.
"No." Hex squeaked (though it sounded more like"Do").
Ari was staring at the screen with a dreamy expression on her face. LB was on her laptop getting ready to download the I love you moment onto YouTube, as Percy wondered what other humiliating videos were on her channel. He decided to check it out with Ari after LB went to bed. She always went to bed early. Even on the weekends. Soon enough, Sunfire and Crow were chasing LB around the tower because Hex spilled about the video. They calmed down after awhile, and LB went to bed. Percy got his laptop.
"Hey Ari! Get over here." Percy called. She sat down next to him, and watched as he searched LadybugsRock. Her eyes widened.
"You're searching her channel?" she asked in a loud whisper.
"Yup."
"That's suicide!" she said.
"What's suicide?" Crow asked peering over Percy's shoulder at the screen.
"Suicide is killing yourself." Sunny giggled.
"I know what it means, but how is Percy committing suicide?" Crow asked.
"He's looking at LB's YouTube channel." Ari explained. Crow brightened up.
"Dude I've been meaning to do that!" he declared jumping over the couch and looking. Sunny and Hex joined in too.
"Well, I guess she can't kill us all." Ari said giving in. They didn't click on the one labelled "Blech!" because they knew what it was already.
"Ooh! Click on 'What Morons!'" Hex said pointing to a video. Percy clicked on it.
It showed Percy, Hex and Crow sitting in the Opps room.
"Dude! look what I can do!" Crow said balancing a pencil on his nose. LB did a close-up on the pencil and you could see a tiny black aura around it. Percy and Hex looked on with amazed expressions on their faces.
"How do you do that?" they exclaimed. Still holding the pencil on his nose, Crow shrugged. He got up and left the room with the pencil floating in the spot where he had been. The other boys did a face-palm.
The girls (and Crow), were laughing hysterically. Percy was glowering and went back to the channel. He clicked on "Girls Night Without the Boys".
It showed LB, Sunfire, and Ari giggling non-stop, then setting up a microphone, and an amplifier. Sunny pushed in a drum-set, and LB got out her electric guitar. She hooked it up to the amp, and playedtheintro to "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar. She was really good. Ari went up to the mike.
"Well yourethe real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's o.k., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don'tyouhit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!"
You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But thats o.k., see if I care!
Knock me down, its all in vain
Ill get right back on my feet again!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don'tyouhit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!" she sang it perfectly. Then LB's guitar solo came on (accompanied by Sunfire on the drums). She nailed it
"Well you'rethereal tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place
Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don'tyouhit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!" she finished the song, and the video ended.
The boys stared at them. Sunfire shrugged.
"We were bored." she explained with a smile. They gaped for awhile, then Percy looked for a good video. His eyes narrowed at the title, "Star Wars Dweebs", but he clicked on it anyways.
Arachne and Percy appeared on the screen glaring at each other.
"I can't believe you helped Crow and Hex replace my uniforms with pink leotards and tutus! PINK! I HATE PINK!" Arachne yelled.
"Can't you take a joke?!" Percy cried.
"NO!" she screamed giving him a death glare.
"DO YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!" he yelled at her.
"We ARE outside!" Arachne screamed. The camera zoomed out to reveal they were on the roof. Percy looked around.
"Fine then." he said pulling out his red toy light-saber.
"Bring it on." Ari pulled out her blue one. They started dueling. They were very skilled with them. If Star Wars was real, they could have easily been a dueling Jedi Master and Sith Lord. They stopped in mid-slash, and looked at the light-sabers.
"Were we just dueling withtoylight-sabers?" Ari asked with an embarrassed expression on her face. Percy wore the same expression.
"Uh-huh." he said. He put the light-saber away, and walked back into the tower.
"Were you guys reenacting a battle?" Hex asked scooting away from them. They shook their heads.
"We're just skilled with light-sabers." Arachne said with an embarrassed blush on her face. Percy was blushing too. He went back to the channel, and clicked on "Apparently Hex Feels Good...".
The song I Feel good was playing, but that's not what made them crack up. Hex slid on screen during the intro (in an undershirt and boxers with hearts all over them), and sang along.
"I feel good. Danananananana. Like I knew that I would. Danananananana." he sang the whole song. He was a horrible singer. And dancer.
Everyone scooted away from him.
"Is that what you do when we're not home?" Arachne asked.
"Just that once..." he muttered. Percy looked at the videos, and clicked on "Stronger Than She Looks".
Sunfirewas in her bedroom, playing her drums along with S.O.S by the Jonas Brothers. She tried to do the thing where the drummer threw the drum-stick and it would do a few flips, then catch it. But she threw it to high, and to hard. It never came down. She looked up, and it was in the ceiling.
Sunfire glowered at the computer. Percy found one called "There's the Toilet Paper!". It didn't get much of a laugh out of them, because they were there. It was when Ari came into the Oppsroom with TPstuck to her shoe. Then they saw one of Crow on Halloween the previous year dressed up as a giant chicken. Percy found one with the title "The Trash-Can Had it Coming."
Arachnewas listening to the radio, when RESPECT, came on. She grabbed a hairbrush, and started singing along with it. She danced around the living room, and she accidentally kicked the trash can and sent it flying. She caught it, and all the trash before it hit the ground. Then she limped back to her room.
Everyone was laughing hysterically at that one. Arachne glowered at them.
"Hello! Serious pain! I was limping for two weeks straight!" she yelled. She was shushed by everyone. They didn't want to wake up LB. They would all be doomed.
"Well, I think that's all for tonight." Percy said nervously. Ari grabbed his sleeve.
"Oh no you don't Buster! Not until we see one of you!" she growled.
"But you saw one of me!" he whined.
"That one is of both of us. Each of us has had one were we individually look like idiots. Hand it over Bub." she said putting her wrist into position. Percy gulped, and gave her the laptop. She found one called "Action Figures."
Percy was sitting in the opps room, talking to himself. The camera zoomed out to reveal Star Wars action figures. His voice kept changing from really high, to normal. He was talking for the action figures. Apparently a scene from Attack of the Clones.
"Don't be afraid. I'm not afraid to die. I've been dyeing a little bit each day since you came back into my life. What are you talking about? I love you. You love me?" he said the words from the love scene in Episode Two.
"I didn't know you played with dolls." LB's voice said off camera. Percy whirled around to face the camera.
"Action figures!" he corrected. Then chased after her yelling "Give me the camera!"
No one could contain their laughter. Not even Ari who did the same thing almost every day.
"You. Play. With. Dolls?!" Crow laughed each word punctuated witha gasp for breath.
"ACTION-FIGURES!" Pecy and Ari said at the same time.
"Whatever." Sunfire shrugged it off.
"One word guys. Revenge." Percy snarled. They all nodded in agreement, then turned expectantly to Crow.
"Why are you all looking at me?" he asked.
"You're the prankster. And I have to admit, they're pretty ingenious. Remember last April Fools Day you painted your parents room pink? You also replaced everything in the room pink. On the same day, you painted LB'sface like a clown while she was sleeping. I'll never forget how you replaced my dads hair gel with glue. Good thing it was washable. Then you took the hair gel, and put it in my moms shampoo. Her hair looked like an afro for the rest of the week. And then, you put Cyborg in a dress while he was sleeping. Then, you put lime green hair die in my shampoo." Sunfire said the last part through clenched teeth. Crow thought for a minute.
"I've got it!" he declared.
"What is it?" the others asked at once.
"OK, here's the plan. Tomorrow night we're watching The Ring..."
Wow... that took me forever. I saw The Ring on Wednesday, and I'm never watching it again. Just to let you know, I'm starting school on Tuesday, so it's gonna be harder to update. Another reason to hate school...
REVIEW FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! even though it's next Saturday...