Chapter 2 is in place!
Bleeeeeeehhhhh...
Words between this symbol, "~", are Skoodge's evil, but random thoughts...
Invader Zim and all its respective characters belong to Valcom (But created by Jhonen Vasquez)
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When Skoodge reached Zim, he felt so out of breath it was almost unnatural.
"Look at you," Zim scoffed, "You're so grotesquely fat you can't even breathe right! Zim breathes perfectly fine! It's surprising that you ever became an Invader, or even an Irken Elite for that matter-"
"STOP!" Skoodge blurted, finally catching his breath, "Did you just call of up here to insult me or do you really need something?"
"It's time for Skool, idiot." Zim spat.
"Oh... I forgot..." Skoodge said in a low tone.
"Because you're an idiot." Zim stated.
"I'M NOT! I just forgot! OKAY?" Skoodge blurted again, "Eh... Let's just go..."
Skoodge activated his disguise hologram glaring at Zim intently. As expected, Zim ignored him. ~I doubt it would be hard to contaminate his snacks… With something…? Irk. I suck at plotting.~ Suddenly, he bumped into Zim, who had abruptly stopped.
"Were you not listening to me, stupid?" Zim asked, looking back at the other.
"Huh?" Skoodge noticed that they were already outside on the way to school, "I guess I wasn't paying attention…" ~Not that I want to…~
"How can you not pay attention to THE ALMIGHTY ZIM?" Zim yelled triumphantly.
"Sheer talent..." Skoodge said sarcastically.
"Well pay attention." Zim scowled. ~NO!~ Zim contunued on his ranting as Skoodge continued to ignore him.
"ZIM!" a voice screamed from afar. The two little Irkens looked up to see Dib running towards them.
"AVAST YE DIB! WHY DARE YE COME NEAR ME YE HUMAN?" Zim screamed back.
"I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING WITH THOSE... GERBILSSSSSSSS!" Dib shouted all crazy-like, ignoring Zim's random pirate talk.
"YOU KNOW NOTHING!" Zim exploded running away. Dib ran after him leaving poor Skoodge behind. He sighed and turned back to the base. He decided to work on his plot against Zim.
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As soon as Skoodge entered the base, the discussing smell of rotting vermin compelled him to vomit.
"Computer!" the Irken managed to choke out, "Stabilize... this stink!"
"Yessir." the Computer responded immediately. Almost as soon as it was said, the smell was gone as well as the vomit. "Sir, may I ask why you're not at Skool?"
"Oh yeah... Zim ran off without me... So I just decided to skip to-day. Plus now I can work on my plan..." Skoodge said innocently. He shut the door and headed down to the base.
"Okay then..." the Computer replied, "How about you use some Kesinatis 934. It would slow his metabolism..."
"Yeah, if I wanted to kill him... You know it would, and I am not an Irken murderer..." Skoodge scowled. The Computer just laughed. "You sadistic machine... I don't know what to do that wouldn't kill him... This is gonna take while..." the Irken sighed.