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AN: You are about to read 17 pages (around 4,319 words) of pure day dreaming, sleep deprivation, and sweat…mostly the first two…
AN: Hey, sorry about the slow update but I just moved and there's no wifi…so I'm still here and writing it's just taking me longer. So it's the first attempt…of what? Well answering questions, duh!
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"Raise your hand if you have a question" Jasmine was doing this for her own good
Yes it was childish, but it would give her a good understanding of how much talking she was going to be doing. She was seated on the couch, with Tori on the right side and Leo on the left. Both of the humans were standing, but with chairs close by it was assumed that they would soon sit down. The other turtles stayed with their gender, especially the two hotheads who glared at one another every few minutes. The younger two glanced over and occasionally met the others gaze to send a goofy smile, while very rarely did the brainy bandannas meet eyes only to send a shy smile before quickly looking away.
She sighed as all hands went up, great.
"You better look away from my sister" Tori growled, taking her away from her current task
"Which one?" She asked, noticing that her sister had been sneaking looks at all the males
Turning to send her a glare, the redhead replied "All three"
"Jealous?" She shot back
"Of what?" Amber eyes turned back to send Raphael another glare
"That I have a…" She was cut off
"If you say mate, I am going to smack you and then tackle him"
Ignoring that she had been interrupted, the yellow bandanna finished her sentence "…a man, Alice obviously likes Mikey, and Donatello has been looking over at Sim since he met her."
"And all I have is that" Tori grumbled, looking over to Raph who glared at her
"So you are considering him?" She smirked, ignoring the hiss coming from her sister's throat
"He wishes" The brown bandanna looked to see the male version of her, looking at her although he wasn't glaring like before.
"Seems like he interested, you should talk to him" Jasmine gently encouraged, it seemed that getting the two in the same room was a challenge not considering that she was planning to play matchmaker.
"He'll be lucky if I don't punch him, like I want to talk to him" Tori replied
"You just got off on the wrong foot" The blue eyed female said
"Wrong word more like it" The younger rolled her eyes
"Well his brothers are nice" Alice joined the conversation
"You have only just met Leo and made love eyes at Mikey, how do you know if their nice?" Amber eyes smiled evilly
"You're just jealous" The pink bandanna replied, mentally sticking her tongue out
"I am not" Tori growled
"You are so" Simone teased
"Well at least I'm not too shy to talk to the turtle whose been staring at me in deep thought for the last ten minutes!" A scarlet blush crept onto the grey bandanna's cheeks, which she quickly hid before the guys could notice
"Well at least I'm not glaring at a guy, who obviously likes me, because I overreacted to something he said!" The green eyed turtle retorted
"Ooooo!" Alice smirked
"At least I don't stutter when a guy talks to me!" Amber eyes shot back
"At least I don't scare off guys with my mouth!" The Bo staff user replied
"Tor, I think she's got you beat" Jasmine smiled
There was no noise for a moment, before a growl came from the redhead's throat.
Then she decided to take the argument out of their minds.
"At least I'm not a goody two shoes!" Victoria snarled, standing to glare at her younger sister
"At least I think before acting!" Simone replied, not backing down as she stood to match her sister's challenge
"Calm down you two" Jasmine said from her place leaning against Leo, hoping tat she wouldn't have to get up from the very comfortable place to break it up
"They'll be fine" Alice replied, as everyone wondered…
"Did we miss something?" Mikey asked, as they watched the two square off
"Well at least I'm not afraid of my own shadow!" The brown bandanna said
"Well at least I actually listen to what people are saying!" Simone hissed back
"They got into a fight" The pink bandanna answered Mikey's question
"We see that, but about what?" Leo asked, as the two females glared at one another
"Let's just say, that Tori's…" Jasmine's answer was cut off by the two fighting females
"Well at least I can handle metal weapons!" Tori spat, causing a gasp to come from Simone
"She did not just go there" Don said, offended because like the grey bandanna he used a Bo staff
"Great, catfight" Raph grumbled, remembering what had only happened moments ago
"Dude, this is better than cable" Casey commented, passing around popcorn that it seemed he had magically produced
"Well at least I am skilled enough to use a wooden one!" The brown haired female snarled
"Burn!" Mikey said, before stuffing a huge handful of popped corn into his mouth
"You were saying?" April said, as everyone leaned in to hear the eldest female's answer
"She's…" Alice cut in, before being smacked upside the head by Jasmine
"…jealous" The dark haired female finished, as the younger rubbed her head
"I am not!" Amber eyes yelled, momentarily taking her eyes off her opponent to glare at the two females
"Yes, you are!" Simone replied, matching the hothead's tone
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes, you are!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"About what?" Don asked over the yelling, trying not to pry, but wanting the full story
The two female turtles met eyes, before Jasmine replied "Complicated and sophisticated female matters that do not concern you in any way, shape, or form even in the most critical situation that could result in injury or worse"
"Wha?" Casey asked, only Donatello and Leonardo understanding what she had said
"Girl stuff" Alice translated, rolling her eyes as her sister was doing…Men.
The males raised eye ridges, and an eyebrow, at the answer before shrugging and turning their attention back to the fight. With Casey distracted, April easily moved from her spot by him to Jasmine's free side.
"So guys then?" The human whispered, making sure the guys couldn't hear
"Yup" Alice said, as the males were obviously entertained by the fight, there was no risking them hearing. The females were in each other's face, the noise level going from loud words to screaming.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NU-HUU!"
"YU-HUU!"
"NOT!"
"SI!" [AN: I couldn't find the accent key on my keyboard]
"What?"
"It's Spanish for yes"
"Really?"
"Si"
"Oh, in that case…NO!"
"YES!"
"See, she's jealous that I have Leo…" Jasmine began, knowing her sentence would be picked up
"…I like Mikey, Sim and Don are interested…" The pink bandanna continued before popping a few white kernels into her mouth
"…and all she has is…" Dark blue eyes ran off
"Raph" April finished, looking over to the red bandanna
The green eyed male was looking at the brewing fight, but it was easily seen to her that his gaze was fixated on the taller of the two. Both orbs followed each movement she made, every swish of her red mane. His eyes held, not fear, not anger, but the same look that his elder brother's had when he was near Jasmine…fascination, interest, and attraction.
"So she doesn't feel the same?" The human redhead asked, looking back to the sitting turtle pair
"Oh she does…" Alice said, smirking
"…she just doesn't know it yet" The eldest finished, a small smile appearing on her face
"What does she not know?" Raph broke in
"Nothing" April replied calmly, making the male turtle raise an eye ridge before going back to watch the redhead
"Bitch!" Tori hissed
"Hothead!" Simone snarled
"Well at least I'm not a liability!" The words froze the younger of the two, as she swallowed the bitter bile building in her throat. They struck hard, she had to hit harder.
"Well at least I'm not a hothead, who attacks anything that pisses her off" Calmly she stated these words, knowing that she would win with this…because it was true
"I do not!" Tori retorted, knowing it was a lie
Saying nothing, the younger of the two pointed to male that had started the first fight of the day, Raphael. All eyes following the brown bandanna's gaze, as she looked to lock eyes with what seemed to be her angry male ego. For less than a second the two met eyes, but strangely when she pulled away it seemed that it was against what she really wanted…to keep looking into his green eyes.
"He said one word and you went ballistic on him" The grey bandanna pointed out
"So?" The redhead coolly replied, although the three sisters noticed that her voice faltered for a moment...but why would it? The fight seemed to be cooling down, but still the two glared at the other.
Time to end this, the green eyed female thought; as she took a breath to deliver the seven words that word guarantee her victory. She smiled, confidently throwing the words in her sister's face. "Well at least I can control my emotions…" Looking to the shock plastered on all the room's occupants, she decided to throw in a death blow.
"…and not give them away like you."
"At least I don't need protected!" The redhead instantly roared back, telling Simone her plan had back fired. She had been ninety-five percent sure that that comment would have shut the fight down…on the other hand Tori did the unexpected which she had expected from the remaining five percent.
"At least I know how to heal the injures you cause!" The grey bandanna bellowed in response
"We might need to break this up" Mikey said, as growls came from both the females
"We? You mean them" Don replied, turning his head towards the seated non-fighting sisters
"You saw what the redhead did earlier, I'm not going anywhere near her" Casey commented
"I'm not scared of her" Raphael said, his eyes still looking only to her frame
"I'll get the grey one" Leo replied, everyone knowing what he was suggesting
The two males met eyes, a grin coming to either's face as they stood.
"Be careful" Jasmine said, as her male companion left her side
"Don't worry, I'll protect fearless from the big bad female" Raph said under his breath, even though all could hear
"Aw, someone is afraid for her hubby" Alice said in a baby voice
"Shut up" Jasmine shot back
"This should be interesting" April smirked
"They're going to get their butts kicked" The blond turtle replied
"At least I can fight, instead of running like a coward!" The redhead known as Victoria yelled
"Oh shit" The pink bandanna gasped
"This is bad" Her elder agreed
A hushed silence swept over the room, as Simone just looked at her sister with wide eyes.
"Coward?" The word coming from her mouth was small, shy and yet filled with a tiny unmistakable tint of suppressed rage
"I…" Tori stumbled, her anger replaced with regret at the mistake she knew she had made
"Coward!" Simone repeated, yelling it as she walked towards the brown bandanna
The elder two males moved between the two, hoping to avoid another meltdown. Both grabbed the approaching female, holding her back from pouncing on the redhead. Each held an arm, as they held back her struggling form.
"I may not be an adrenaline junkie baka like you, but I am not a coward!" The grey bandanna howled [AN: Baka = idiot in Japanese]
Jasmine sighed, this was just great, two fights on the same day…wonderful.
"Which was are we dealing?" The youngest female asked, causing all eyes to go to her, although her question was directed towards her sister
"I'd like to try BS first, then if that fails I'll go with BBS, and then if that fails go to LS" The elder replied, as the human female, male, and mutant turtles (except for the bickering ones) wondering what she meant.
"Have fun then, do you want me to explain?" Alice said, noticing the all around puzzled expressions
"Just be ready if this goes south" Jasmine replied
"Invi, it's gone south already the only place it can go is north" The pink bandanna snickered
"Just have your game face on" The dark haired female said, rolling her eyes
"Don't I always?" Light blue eyes smirked, as their mysterious plan seemed to be put into action
Dark blue orbs rose with their master, she walked over to stand between the two sides. One, which was her hothead sister, who was glaring at the other because of the comment said earlier. Even though it was her fault, there was no way that amber eyes was going to see it that way. The other side was composed of two males and the female held between them. Simone was perhaps, beside herself, the calmest turtle out of the four of them and yet that one word made her as angry as Tori.
"Let her go" She said to the males, who eyed her with an expression that said…
"We are trying to avoid another cat fight, right?" Raph said, an eye ridge raised at her
She didn't reply, only giving them both a look that told them that she knew exactly what she was doing.
"Whatever you say" Leo said, as the two released the female
The brown haired turtle growled, before walking towards the redhead. About to push past her, Simone was stopped by Jasmine, who grabbed her wrist. A small hiss came from her throat, but the grey bandanna knew better than to try and escape. Using her other hand, the eldest motioned for Tori to come closer. Obeying the gesture, amber eyes allowed her wrist to also be held by the dark haired female.
"Simone" The name coming from her mouth was the last thing that was heard before a cloud of smoke enveloped the three and they were gone.
For a moment after their departure, it was quite. Then Alice spoke "She just had to say the word, she is such a hothead"
"What do you mean?" Leo asked, as he and Raph sat back down
"Well you see each of us has a word that just infuriates us." The pink bandana replied casually
"You each have a word that makes you…" Mikey ran off
"Psycho? Yes, Tori's as you know is babe, while Simone's is coward. Mine…" Her answer was interrupted by a certain red bandanna
"Why does she hate being called babe? It's not like I meant any disrespect, it's just what I say to women sometimes" Raph asked
"It's true, when he first met me he called me babe like Mikey called me dudette" April added
"Well…" Again the female turtle's answer was cut off, this time by Donatello
"And why does Simone react to coward? I can see why, but she seemed so…" He ran off
Leo picked up the sentence "…calm and shy, then so opposite from that"
"It's like she did a 360, attitude wise" Casey added
"Let's just say that we have the utroms to thank for that, except for Tori she was out that day" The words cryptically coming from her mouth froze everyone
"Utroms?" Mikey said, remembering the memories he had with the utroms…they had seemed nice at the time
"They just loved to…" She ran off, her voice taking a somber tone
"Even before we could walk, we were given drugs to make us faster, stronger, and also to suppress our emotions" The words echoed in April's head, remembering what Jasmine had told her…did the anger come from some sort of drug?
"Back on subject, the word you should never say around me is useless. Be ready to have your face pounded in if you ever call me that, because trust me I will." Her tone rose back into the happy place it had been, but they wondered why it had been sad moments before
"Where did Tori's…" The question was cut off by yelling, specifically from the roof
Alice sighed, before standing and saying "I better get ready"
"For what?" Leo asked
"LS" Was her reply
"Which means?" Raph said, wanting more information
"Earlier Jasmine and I were discussing which plan we were going to use to break up the fight. It's rare for Tori and Simone to get into a fight, but we have three plans ready to break it up" The pink bandanna replied, rolling her neck
"Which are?" Don asked
"BS comes first, which stands for Big Sister, where Jasmine steps in and tries to solve it. Then comes BBS, which is Bitchy Big Sister, where Jas goes bad cop. Finally, there's LS, which is…" Her answer was cut off by April
"Little Sister" The redhead said confidently
"Which is me" Alice sat back down, her stretching period seeming to be over
"What are you going to do?" Mikey said
"You'll see" She winked
The yelling grew louder; they were able to make out screaming.
"HOTHEAD!"
"BITCH!"
"CALM DOWN!"
"I WILL WHEN SHE DOES!"
"YEAH RIGHT!"
"One thing, if I get knocked down…don't worry" The blond said, as smoke filled the room
A tired looking Jasmine came and flopped down on the couch, leaving the two middle turtles fighting.
"No luck?" Alice asked
"Nope" The eldest replied
The pink bandanna stood, making her way to where the two were coming to blows. Both were throwing punches as fast as they could block them, neither had taken a hit…yet. Between their arguing, neither saw the youngest approach. Neither saw her in till she was on the ground, knocked there by one of their punches. Mikey tensed, but remembered her words.
The baby blue eyed female began to cry, which attracted the attention of the females.
"Alice!" Simone said, the two rushing to pull her up
"Are you okay?" The redhead asked
"Am I okay?" The blond sniffed, before erupting in what seemed to be a water works of tears "All I wanted was us to be like a family, to tell Jasmine how we've been searching for her all these years. I wanted to hear her tell us what she's been doing and just enjoy the weekend, but I guess that was too much to ask?" Each word was filled with sorrow and tear, every heart in the room seemed to melt a small bit
"Next time I won't set my hopes so high and just accept that we will never find out about the years we missed. Next time I'll know better than to get in the way of my sisters, because they'll just fight anyway! So I'm guess I'm okay, with my dream of a perfect day with my big sisters torn apart!" At this time the little turtle was bawling, all anger being gone from the elder two
"Dude…" Mikey ran off
"Brilliant" Don breathed, seeing that the two were putty in her hands
"That's why she's the last resort, being such a good actor and all" Jasmine smirked
"She's acting?" Casey asked, somewhat shocked
"She's good" Leo replied
"Good thing Mikey doesn't know how to do that" Raph added, knowing he wouldn't be able to resist
"Hopefully he doesn't learn" April commented
"Let's go sit down, so you can ask her" Tori said, pulling the turtle to her feet
"Can I sit by her?" Alice's bottom lip was out, her eyes teary and wide
"Of course" Simone replied, before seeing April was where Alice was going to sit
"Move" The brown bandanna growled, her eyes glaring daggers
"Sure" The human redhead mumbled, before moving to her original spot
The blond was then sat next to the eldest, who she curled up to. The tears stopped a smiled coming to her face. Any sign that she had been sad disappeared, leaving the two former fighting turtles speechless.
"Crap" Tori smacked her forehead
"We have got to stop falling for that" The gray bandanna sighed, realizing they had just been duped
"You never will" Alice smirked, satisfied with her victory
"Why is that?" Casey asked
"Ask any big sister or brother, including myself, in this room and they'll say the worst case scenario is to have their younger siblings crying, in danger, or hurt. If one of those three has happened, then their big sibling mind set kicks in and everything else is forgotten but said sibling." Jasmine answered, all the elder turtles nodded their heads in understanding
"If it had a medical name it would be something like BSS, Big Sibling Syndrome" Don added [AN: Is there an actual condition? If so tell me! Thanks!]
"Or in our case, mother bear syndrome, being over protective" Simone commented
"You already do that, well at least they do" Mikey said, pointing to his bros
"Are you calling us mother bears?" Leo asked seriously, before cracking a grin
"No he's not, because you're mother hen!" Raph laughed, while Leo sent him a small glare
"Leo the hen, I can imagine" The brown bandanna smirked
"They stopped fighting and I got the best seat in the house, it was simple and easy" Alice smiled
"Now, does anybody have a question?" The eldest female knew she was going to regret asking this
"ME!"
"SAME!"
"Me too"
"Add me to the list"
"Ditto"
"I have one"
"I do"
"What he said"
"Why are you friends with Hun?"
"DON!"
"Dude, not cool"
"Donnie…"
"What? She asked if I had a question!"
"Wait your turn!"
"Get in line!"
"To the back of the line!"
"Who's Hun?"
"This big ugly fat ass who works for…"
"SHUT UP OR I WON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!"
The room went silent after her outburst, knowing she was dead serious.
"Good, let's begin. Leo?" Jasmine said, regretting the words when they came out
"Don't play favorites!"
"Hurry up, I want to ask me question!"
"Me too!"
"Same here!"
"You picked him?"
"Why pick Romeo?"
"Not fair dude"
"Why does he get to go first?"
"He goes first, DEAL WITH IT!" She roared. I need aspirin, the thought, feeling a headache coming on.
"Why?"
"Dude, why?"
"Why him?"
"What's your reason?"
"Why?"
"What's you're persuasive argument?"
"Why can't I go?"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE HE IS!" Her bellowed words did nothing to the pain that was beginning to make her temples throb.
"Because why?"
"He is because?"
"Why not me?"
"Why is he more important?"
"Why isn't he asking a question?"
"Why not let me go first?"
"Why not go youngest to oldest?"
"Why not chose you're favorite sibling?"
"I AM NOT GOING TO…" Her howled words were cut off
"Which is me!"
"No it's me!"
"I'm her favorite, right Jasmine?"
"Damn, we're friends"
"Crap, you're right…man, I want to be a turtle"
"Favorite sister right?"
"Fav big brother is me!"
"Favorite male is me"
"Well that's because you're her only big sibling, you're her boyfriend, and besides dude I'm her all time favorite!"
"Kill me now" The yellow bandanna muttered darkly, her head in her hands while wondering whether to band her head against the wall
"What?"
"Did you say something?"
"Can you repeat the phrase?"
"What did you say?"
"Speak up!"
"Are you okay?"
"Any idea what she said?"
"I dunno, Jasmine did you say something?"
"Dude, she's like…dude…dude she's ignoring us!"
"No she's not!"
"Is she?"
"There's no way…right?"
"Somebody poke her"
"That'll piss her off"
"True, but how is she going to answer our questions?"
"You do it Leo, you're her boyfriend"
"Chill out, she's just resting her eyes…no one pokes her.
"Fine"
"Yes, fearless"
"Whateva"
"What she said"
"No one say her name either"
"Why?"
"Cus it'll piss her off too"
"Okay, okay"
"Let's just wait then….while she has all the answers…while she rests although she got plenty of sleep…while we wait…waiting…just waiting…we're just waiting…waiting... bored and waiting…waiiiitiiing…we're just waiting in the rain, waiting in the rain, what a wonderful feeling, just waiting in the rain…So, so what, I am a turtle I got my sister and she's gonna wake up…Wait-ing, longer! Wait-ing, longer! Time to wake her up, time to get some answers RIIIGHT NOW … Dum dum dum dun dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dun dadadadada…"
[AN: Don't ask me where that came from, I have no idea. The third to last part was a parody of So what by Pink. The 2nd to last is a black eyed peas parody of Pump it. Also, that last part was a very pitiful attempt to write the jeopardy theme from memory. ]
"Mikey, could you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up!"
"He's just trying to pass the time, in a seriously messed up way, but still passing the time"
"Well someone wake her up so we don't have to listen to him"
"You thing I was scary? Never mind just wake her up"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it, thank god!"
"Not oh it!"
"What? Oh…NOT IT!"
*sigh*
"…Jasmine?"
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Leo is getting new nicknames…Leo the phone guy and Leo the mother hen!
*cracks a grin*
Don't you love them?
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