The land before time 2: The Great valley adventure (crossover edition)
Chapter 6: Eggs
The sun begins to set into the sky as we come upon some rocks and who else do we see hiding behind them but Ozzy and Strut. Ozzy is looking at all the egg in their nest and smiling evily while Strut is walking around all sleepy and yawning a little.
Ozzy: Now is the time for all good little eggs to be safely tucked into their nests.
Strut walked over and yawned while he lied down.
Strut: I wouldn't mind being tucked in. I'm eggs-austed. (laughs a little)
Strut closed his eyes and tried to go to sleep until Ozzy kicked him in the face with his back leg.
Ozzy: (annoyed) Would you stop complaining?
Strut rubbed his head and stood up.
Strut: But Ozzy, I'm tired, and I'm hungry. Can't I have just a itty, bitty, little, green bedtime snack?
Strut licked his lips and drooled a little. Ozzy now got super frustrated.
Ozzy: No! Can't you see I'm trying to win you away from that stuff.
Music begins to play as Ozzy tries to convince Strut that eating vegies is disgusting.
Ozzy: From now on, you have to think, feel, and breathe only one food group, Eggs!
Ozzy then walks away from Strut a little and begins to sing.
Ozzy: (singing) When I wake up,
First thing I do,
Eggs!
Is to look around for something to chew
Exactly.
Ozzy then picks up a leaf off of a tree but throws it to the side soon after.
Ozzy: (singing) Feeding myself is very, very tricky
Because you see,
I'm ridiculously picky
We quickly zoom in on Ozzy's face for a second and he gives the evil-eye.
Ozzy: (singing) Eggs!
Strut now walks over to Ozzy and tries to talk to him but Ozzy soon interupts him.
Strut: (talking) Excuse me Ozzy, I uh-
Ozzy: (singing) Isthruthumimus
Won't settle for the dreggs,
I'll borrow,
I'll beg,
I'd even kiss you (Strut: Kiss me?)
Ozzy then hops up on another rock.
Ozzy: For my dear, beloved dose-
Of eggs.
Ozzy then gets off the rock and Strut pick up a leaf.
Strut: (talking to the song) Oh Ozzy,
I'm so hungry
I can't wait another minute.
Here's a juicy, little leaf with a beautiful stickit.
Can't have a taste? (chuckles nervously)
If I promise just to lick it?
Strut then puts the leaf on his tounge and tries to lick it but Ozzy got in his face and almost gave Strut a heart attack.
Ozzy: (shouting) STRUT!
Strut: (shouting) WHAT?
Ozzy: (yelling) You imbesilic eater!
Ozzy then grabs a whole hand full of leaves and rubs them in Strut's face before throwing them to the side.
Ozzy: Gross, green, globs
Couldn't possibly be sweeter!
Ozzy then dance-walks away and sings again.
Ozzy: (singing) Then a pile of eggs.
Ozzy begins to gesture different actions while still singing.
Ozzy: (singing) You've got to
Smell them,
Feel them,
Oh!
Crack them open!
Ozzy gets back in Strut's face agin real quick before pulling back.
Ozzy: (singing) For a great, big nestful
I am hoping
Strut begins to faint and rub his stomch while talk-singing.
Strut: (Talk-singing) Oh, I'm starving!
I'm weak!
There is nothing in my tummy.
Now the mold on that tree,
Strut points out a tree covered in mold and licks his lips.
Strut: (singing) Is starting to look yummy.
Ozzy begins to dance and sing.
Ozzy: (singing) The colors,
The shapes,
And assorted sizes,
Ozzy grabs Strut's face and continues to sing.
Ozzy: (singing) Gobble them all
For appettizers,
Egg-stacy
Ozzy lets go of Strut's face as Strut begins to look at the pile of leaves from earlier but Ozzy soon stomps on them.
Strut: (sing-talking) Ozzy, what's the matter with a little vegetation?
Ozzy puts his arm above his head while he sing his part.
Ozzy: (sing-talking) I've had it up to here with this aggravation!
Strut: (sing-talking) Well, can't I just have this piece of a tree?
Strut reaches for the branches of a tree but Ozzy pulls his brother back by grabbing Strut's tail.
Ozzy: (sing-talking) Why can't you be more like me?
You leaf loving, (Strut: Hey!)
Bush burping,
(singing) Stem-smelling,
(Strut: But Ozzy I...) Garbage gorging,
Plant popping,
Tree tasting,
Dirt devouring beast!
Strut: Ozzy!
Ozzy: (singing) You've got to have eggs,
Thrice a day at least.
The sun is now completly set as the music stops and Ozzy looks at all the eggs that are out in the open and free for their picking.
Ozzy: (talking normal) Tonight, we feast.
Ozzy licked his lips before running off and having Strut follow him.