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"Hi" – People speaking
'Hi'- Someone's thoughts
"Naruto?" Sam and Dean exclaimed in surprise.
"Sam, Dean," the fox god shakily put down the pan and spatula, then turned to shut the music off. 'Damn, those shorts are amazing on him!' Sam and Dean couldn't help but watch Naruto's hips and ass, outlined perfectly by the tight shorts he was wearing. Naruto turned back around, but the front of him did nothing to curb the hunters' lust, in fact their lust grew. Naruto just stared at them, seeming a bit overwhelmed by their appearance.
"You know them, Naruto?" the boy asked.
Naruto snapped out of his shock and looked down at the boy, who had taken a seat at the table. At this point, the brothers' lust had vanished, while they came to realization that Naruto, small, cute Naruto, might be the one killing people in the town.
"Uh, yeah. Lemme introduce you guys. Jesse, this is Sam and Dean," Naruto began, pointing to the corresponding brother, "Sam and Dean, this is Jesse. I'm watching over him while his parents are working." He looked them over, smirking at the suits. "And I have to say, you look good. FBI Agents, huh? Big change from the last time I saw you two."
"Wait, hold on! You're the one behind the weird things happening in this town?" Dean blurted, pointing angrily at Naruto.
"Of course not! Though some of them were kinda funny," he chuckled, ruffling Jesse's hair, and looking down at the picture the boy was drawing. It looked like a simple drawing of a black cat, with green eyes.
"Funny? What's funny about a girl scratching her brains out?" Dean yelled.
"Ok, so maybe that one was a bit disturbing. But what about the face freeze? You can't tell me that you didn't find that one funny at all."
"Actually, I thought it was funnier when Dean pulled the same face." Sam informed him.
"Traitor," Dean mumbled under his breath.
Naruto looked ready to retort when Jesse jumped up, shoving his drawing under Naruto's nose. Naruto took it, examining it with a smile.
"Is it good?" Jesse asked, wringing his hands nervously.
"It's fantastic, Jesse. You've got Step 1 down, what the cat looks like. Now, Step 2 is a bit easier. You have to give this kitty a life."
"A life?"
"Yeah, like his name, what he loves, what he hates, where he likes to hang out, is he sweet or grumpy, things like that."
"What are you doing?" Dean piped up, tired of being ignored.
"Shh, let him concentrate!" Naruto scolded him, making Sam laugh, but he covered it with a cough when both Dean and Naruto glared at him.
"So, his name is…Puma!"
"Pretty," Naruto nodded, "Go on."
"He really loves milk and tuna, but he hates any other kinds of fish, and he always naps…on the window sill! Um…he's really playful and always gets under everyone's feet."
"Perfect." Naruto grinned, "You can almost imagine him, which is the third and final step. Close your eyes and imagine Puma lying on the window sill. Tell me what he's doing."
Sam and Dean glanced at each other, feeling shivers crawl down their spines for some unknown reason.
"He's lying down on the sill with his ears swiveling around constantly. He's watching the butterflies fly around and the tip of his tail is twitching. Then, he gets up and walks towards a small bowl of milk. He laps at it for a moment, before he goes back to the sill."
Out of nowhere, a purring noise started up, and all heads snapped up to see a pure black cat perched on the window sill, sparkling green eyes following the butterflies flitting around in the yard.
"I did it, I did it! I finally did it!" Jesse yelled in excitement, jumping around in joy.
Naruto smiled proudly, sharing Jesse's joy.
"What the hell just happened?" Dean cried, staring at the cat that had appeared out of thin air.
Naruto frowned, then turned back to Jesse. "Why don't you take Puma upstairs and try to concentrate on making him a bowl of milk while I talk to the agents?"
Jesse stared at the brothers suspiciously, as if worried they would harm Naruto, but he nodded and scooped the cat up, running up the stairs.
Dean glared at Jesse's back with the same suspicious look Jesse gave him, worried about himself and his brother. They were in a small house with a god, and a kid with the power of a Trickster. Sure, they weren't exactly trapped there, but Dean didn't trust Naruto after he had lied to him, no matter how much he wanted him, and he wasn't sure if Naruto wanted to harm them or not.
"Dean Winchester, you stop that right now, or I'm gonna sic a rabid fox on you!" Naruto threatened, feeling very protective of the child he had been watching over the past few weeks.
"He start-"
"Dean, don't." Sam interrupted what he could see becoming a very childish argument. "Sorry, we just want to know how Jesse did that," he explained to Naruto.
"You mean, you want to know if he's something you should be hunting. Because that's what hunters do once they see something inhuman, they shoot first and ask questions later. What, are you going to hunt me too?" Naruto ranted, voice echoing with bitterness and hurt.
"No! We only hunt things that have hurt humans, evil things." Sam clarified, hating that they had hurt Naruto.
"Humph. Whatever."
"Now that the chick-flick moment is over, can we get back to the problem here?" Dean cut in, uncomfortable at the emotions being poured out in front of him.
"Problem? The only problem I see here is the size of your brain." Naruto ridiculed.
Sam snickered, inwardly glad that the somber mood had lifted.
"Hey, what's that mean? There's nothing wrong with my brain!"
"I beg to differ. I've lived with you most of my life, and I sometimes think you were born without one." Sam interjected.
"Hey! You're supposed to be on my side, Sammy!" Dean looked at Sam, hand held over his heart, mock betrayal pouring out of his eyes.
"Yeah right. I'm your younger brother. Younger brothers don't help their older brothers. You taught me that."
Dean scoffed. "Whatever." He turned to Naruto, who had been watching them argue with amusement. "What's the deal with Jesse, anyways?"
The amusement faded fast at that.
"He's human, if that's what you're asking. He has some kind of creature blood mixed in with him, but that's all I know."
"So he's the one that's been messing with the town?"
"Yes, but he wasn't doing it purposely! He didn't even know he was doing it until I told him."
"Wait, where do you fit in this? How'd you know about him?"
Naruto shrugged, "I didn't know at first. I came into town a little before the itching powder incident. I had sensed some kind of power here that interested me, so I looked around till I found Jesse. Pretty soon after that, I realized that whatever he believed in was coming true, and that he didn't know what he was doing. So, I applied for the sitter job, and I got it. Ever since then, I've been teaching him to control it, but until he perfects it, things in this town are just gonna get weirder."
"How much weirder?"
"Worse than a few toys acting out."
"Ok, wait, Jesse's half-human, right?"
"Yeah," Naruto nodded warily, not liking where Dean was going.
"Then what's the other half? Trickster? Some kind of god?"
"I don't know, but I don't think it's either of those. The likelihood of a god making babies with a human, instead of just eating them is zero to nil."
"Um, you're a god." Sam pointed out.
"Well, yeah, but I'm a nature god. I nurture the plants and animals, and the earth gives me energy to feed on. Other gods get their powers from rituals and sacrifices." Naruto enlightened Sam. Unfortunately, Dean wasn't in the enlightening mood.
"Ok, this is great and all, but back to Jesse's parents." Dean interjected.
"Dude, why are you so focused on the kid's parents?" Sam angrily replied.
"Oh, I dunno, maybe cause they made a kid that's stronger than a Trickster. If the kid's that strong, how strong do you think his non-human parent is?" Dean yelled back.
"Uh…Dean. Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
"Jesse lives here with both of his parents." Sam reminded him.
"That's right! We can just ask them," answered Dean. He nodded confidently, sure of his plan.
"Yeah…that's not gonna work." Naruto cut in. The brothers jumped, having forgotten Naruto was even there.
"Why not?" inquired Sam.
"Because Jesse's adopted."
There was utter silence.
Raven: If all goes well, I'm planning on having a lemon in the next chapter. Unfortunately, it's gonna be a few weeks before I can get to writing it.
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